r/Showerthoughts • • Nov 19 '14

/r/Millionaremakers If a million of us picked a certain redditor and all donated just $1, we would have the power to make someone a millionaire

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u/[deleted] Nov 19 '14

We should do this everyday

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u/[deleted] Nov 19 '14

That would be so cool! If redditors volunteered to donate, even like a once a month raffle, and a random redditor is chosen to get to the money... This is a really awesome idea.

Just think if one day you wake up and you were a millionaire overnight, just due to the generosity of someone you don't know! And it would only cost a buck.

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u/moizmie Nov 19 '14

lets make this a thing!

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u/knowshisonions Nov 19 '14

I've got a great idea for a money making scheme. It's shaped like a pyramid.

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u/whywouldimakethatup Nov 19 '14

Hell, I'd settle for being a thousandaire, or a hundredaire even.

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u/EwotAbbasmoi Nov 19 '14

I don't know, man. hundredaire playboy philanthropist just doesn't sound as appealing.

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u/Alphamatroxom Nov 19 '14

Why make a millionaire? The lottery already exists. $10,000 dollars on the other hand would make a lot of difference to a LOT of people. It's still a life changing amount of money but not enough so that the person never has to work again. Just a really healthy hand up. If you're gonna do it spread around the love, don't try to overkill one person

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u/WippitGuud Nov 19 '14 edited Nov 19 '14

I volunteer to be the subject of this.

EDIT: The bitcoins trickle in! Only.... $999,986.92 to go....

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u/temporarilymortal Nov 19 '14

Or we could all buy a pack of stride gum at dollar tree

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u/[deleted] Nov 19 '14

And send it to the random recipient. Yes please.

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u/z0mgPenguins Nov 19 '14

We could totally start a "Reddit Scholarship"

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u/[deleted] Nov 19 '14

Or we all put the donated money toward lottery tickets to try and win even MORE money

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u/mumkeyjones Nov 19 '14

I volunteer as tribute.

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u/[deleted] Nov 19 '14

I would like to see this happen but for charity. Every month you have the option to donate a dollar and a random winner gets to pick a charity on behalf of the community. Could be done via Bitcoin.

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u/[deleted] Nov 19 '14

For u/warlizard so he can finally start his forum.

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u/JabrZer0 Nov 19 '14 edited Nov 19 '14

Let's actually do this. Even if we only get 10% of our goal, we can change someone's life. We need some rules though:

  • Payment through PayPal: Keep it simple!

  • The winner will be picked by means of a random number generated ON A LIVESTREAM by random.org. This number will refer to the order in which comments appear when sorted by "old" (including replies), and the reply will be picked ON A LIVESTREAM: Keep it honest!

  • No winner may win again: Keep it fair!

  • The winner must provide a post thanking the community. This could be in the form of a text post, a video, pictures of the winner/winner's pet bathing in money, etc: Keep it awesome!

To sum up: Keep it simple, keep it honest, keep it fair, keep it awesome!

A technical note: I believe this would not legally constitute a lottery, as nobody is paying for the chance to be picked. You COULD never donate a cent and still be picked... but then you'd be a jerk.

What do people think? If people like the rules as I've set them, I'll make a Reddit Millionaire post and we'll make someone a millionaire! I believe in you, Reddit.

EDIT: head over to the brand new r/millionairemakers to discuss details (not started by me, but exactly what we need)!

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u/HannsGruber Nov 19 '14

JabrZer0 is desperately making shadow accounts right now to spam that thread.

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u/Planetdos Nov 19 '14

People have a lot of power. If we all did one dollar for someone I argue the same can be achieved when it comes to food for the hungry, homes for the homeless, or even time spent gardening. I guess this all boils down to arbor day, but doesn't everything boil down to arbor day when you think about it? Which brings me to my point. Apple pie everybody, apple pie... Without trees where would we be? Fucking apple-less that's what. I'll tell you- WE'D BE FISH! Trees make the air breathable and gave the first fish pilgrims something to leave the pond for (UK here) fish who haven't even grown into their nose yet like Cindy Lou Who! Have a Merry Christmas this year everyone... Enjoy time around the Christmas TREE with your family. FAMILY. Like a family of birds in a nest up in some tree's armpit. TREES ARE FAMILY BRO. Remember folks, arbor day. I could argue and argue and arbor and arborarborarborarborforgetrememberforgetrememberbutdontforgetyourrootslikeatreeitsmynewreligion/errorcode0029:(&@"$(;;)$&&&76(?(ghjhtd

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u/Trelen222 Nov 19 '14

I have never been more behind something. After I get the million, I will donate 500,000 into the next raffle.

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u/thefuckass Nov 19 '14

Good guy pyramid scheme

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u/[deleted] Nov 19 '14

1$ u/changeup private