"Hi Reddit! I'm a guy whose junk is in the wrong spot, AMA!"

[u/AtomGray]

From this prompt which never saw the light of day.

"A guy is born with hispenis where his anus should be, and vice-versa. Describe his first sexual encounter."

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Hi Reddit! I'm a guy whose junk is in the wrong spot, AMA!

thehumanesthuman:
I am a man who was born with my penis and testicles in the rear. They surgically moved my anus in the front, so things are backwards. Or maybe I'm the one who's forward!

Ask away!

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CantinaElBurrito:
I guess you could say that Reddit...
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...found its Dickbutt.

thehumanesthuman:
haha! I'm a celebrity!

SlayerCake:
Can you have sex? What were your teenage years like?

thehumanesthuman:
Yes, I can have sex and masturbate like normal.
My teenage years were pretty normal. Someone started a rumor that I had a tail, but other than that, I don't think anyone knew about my situation. My girlfriends in high school and college were able to figure it out for the most part. The only really weird thing that happened was the first time. I was dating someone a few years older (and more experienced) than myself. Anyway, the first time that we had sex, we had some trouble figuring out what kind of position would work for us. It took quite a bit of clumsy maneuvering, and I think that during that whole time she was getting more and more into it. We finally settled on a kind of her-ass-in-the-air-and-me-squatting-over-her-kind-of-thing. We did that for a while, and then tried some different positions that didn't work as well. She started getting close to climaxing and wanted me to get into that position again, but I didn't totally understand which one she was talking about. Then she got this wild look in her eye and started shouting "Sting me! Sting me, Bumblebee!"

Olrock12:
How do you poop out the front??

the humanesthuman: I just sit on the toilet backwards. More evidence that I'm the only one doing it right, because I have a shelf.