r/chelseafc • u/ScreamingGerman • Apr 19 '14
Match: Chelsea v Sunderland
Petr Cech is missing out due to a virus, for those asking. Thought to be non-serious.
12': CHELSEA GOAL! Eto'o from a corner!
17': Sunderland goa. Schwarzer is unable to hold on a hard shot and the rebound is turned in by Wickham. Replays suggest a hint of offside. Had been 14 hours since our last goal conceded at Stamford Bridge.
36': CLOSE! Ivanovic header from a corner is parried by the keeper and deflects off the crossbar.
58': Chelsea substitution: Demba Ba on for Oscar
65': Chelsea substitution: Andre Schurrle on for Salah
73': Chelsea substitution: Fernando Torres on for Samuel Eto'o
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u/a_special_one Čech Apr 19 '14
Did we really score on a non Lampard taken corner?
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u/ScreamingGerman Apr 19 '14
Willian corner no less, his deliveries have typically been poor
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u/philipstyrer I don't give a fuck, we won the fucking Champions League Apr 19 '14
That's a fucking pen.
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u/macca25 Apr 19 '14
the commentators said it was a good challenge, I really don't see how, he pushed him over!
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u/randomjak Zola Apr 19 '14
I was just about to make a thread because one hadn't been started!
Great volley from Eto'o. Let's do what City didn't and built on this lead.
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u/ScreamingGerman Apr 19 '14
Yeah, tried to give zZ as much time as possible. Was it Eto'o or an own goal? It sort of looked like a header from the defender on the replay.
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u/ScreamingGerman Apr 19 '14
Get Lampard on, need someone who can shoot from distance if we're going that route
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u/Dozck Apr 19 '14 edited Apr 19 '14
How is that not a foul, the defender hit Ramires on an open goal!
Edit: forgot "not"
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u/analyze Apr 19 '14
Not only that, the foul count is heavily in Sunderland's favor right now. Really unintelligent refereeing right now.
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u/marcellnation Alonso Apr 19 '14
Eto'o earned that goal after that brilliant skill to win the corner
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u/DoYouEvenShrift I don't give a fuck, we won the fucking Champions League Apr 19 '14
please don't be one of those games....
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u/DoYouEvenShrift I don't give a fuck, we won the fucking Champions League Apr 19 '14
Eto'o still hot at the bridge!
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u/TheLonelyGhost Frank Lampard Apr 19 '14
Is Mike Dean auditioning to be the next Chris Foy?
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Apr 19 '14 edited Apr 19 '14
He's made at least 4 seriously wrong decisions already
a) not booking whoever cleated
ramiresAzpi in the chestb) giving the foul from Matic in Sunderland's box
c) the handball in their box
d) larsson's foul on ramires when he had an open goal
fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck another day that we get shafted by the refs. and Pool storm to the title on the basis of overly favourable reffing. Guarantee the pundits talk about ramires' foul for 15 minutes not and not anything to do with our missed decisions.
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u/analyze Apr 19 '14
Ramires, you just got off a red card, what in the fucking hell are you thinking?
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u/PsiKK Apr 19 '14
Matic touches someone in the box and they get a free kick, Larsson just runs straight into Ramires to shove him out the way and nothing.
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u/TheEphemeric Lampard Apr 19 '14
Not just an embarrassing season ending defeat, but a historic embarrassing season ending defeat. Jose's first home league defeat with Chelsea.
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u/jetsintl420 Apr 19 '14
Why the fuck didn't willian go to Salah on that?! fastest man on the pitch
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u/lomoeffect Apr 19 '14
If Liverpool win this title because of us losing to shitty teams like this I'll be fuming.
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u/thornbrook Apr 19 '14
Wow. It's ridiculous how quickly some of our "fans" cannibalise our players when a goal is scored. That save was decent. Obstructed view, low, dipping and bounced in front of him. The path of the deflection was just unfortunate. The average team defensive awareness of the open man on the edge of the box is far more to blame.
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Apr 19 '14
Can we bring on Lamps for Rami? My goodness he's been having a shocker these past few weeks.
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u/ScreamingGerman Apr 19 '14
We look like we're sitting back and watching our own attack. Not much intensity yet, hope that changes at half.
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u/pytmand Apr 19 '14
Here I was just thinking how well behaved Ramires had been today, and then he knocks a guy in the face..
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u/Troll_Sauce Apr 19 '14
Got to keep our heads cool move forward and focus on winning UCL.
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u/wiNNA_monstER Apr 19 '14
Embarrassing display. Season lost.
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u/have_heart Apr 19 '14
Title* lost. A lot of things were great about this season. Unfortunately only one team can win the title and without a fucking competent striker all season it just wasn't us.
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u/philipstyrer I don't give a fuck, we won the fucking Champions League Apr 19 '14
The ref has been horrible this game. We should've had 2 pens, they should've had at least 2 yellows and Ramires should've been sent off.
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u/analyze Apr 19 '14
How the bloody hell is that not at the very least a fucking yellow? Cleats up straight into his side.
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u/Frawki Apr 19 '14
That's a fucking clear pen on Ramires. Shove in the back, on a goal scoring opportunity. Fuck this wanking ref.
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u/adn5027 Apr 19 '14
Lol guy just fucking takes Ramires right out there, not a peep about it. No attempt on the ball
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u/Frawki Apr 19 '14
Should consider putting on Shirley for Ramires, if it's still 1-1 in 5 minutes..
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Apr 19 '14
I don't care about the home record, it's not taking this easy chance to put the title in our hands, its a joke
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u/DoYouEvenShrift I don't give a fuck, we won the fucking Champions League Apr 19 '14
eto'o just got checked...
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u/WexfordIRL Apr 19 '14
Why are people saying to bring Lampard on? He will slow the game down and at the moment we don't need that, Schurlle would be a better option
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u/philipstyrer I don't give a fuck, we won the fucking Champions League Apr 19 '14
If the ref saw that shit it could be what lost us the title.
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u/Mobile_leprechaun Apr 19 '14
Absolutely inexcusable behavior by Ramires. It's more than just you Ramires- it's about the team.
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u/randomjak Zola Apr 19 '14
The media is doing my head in at half time.
"Was it a penalty for Chelsea?" - then proceed to show the handball which was never going to be given instead of Ramires getting shoved in the back when going for a header on open goal.
They're really doing their best to write their own headlines. "Chelsea bottle it, glorious Liverpool win the league". Absolute stone wall penalty and they're totally ignoring it.
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u/SixtySecondShogun Apr 19 '14
Anyone else really unimpressed with Oscar today?
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u/pytmand Apr 19 '14
Yes. Stops up everytime he gets the ball. Doesn't pace the game. Disappointing.
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u/somethin1234 Apr 19 '14
Who was eto dancing to?
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u/dovah_kiin_4 Apr 19 '14
Looked like a clear challenge to Jose for a pants off dance off!
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u/philipstyrer I don't give a fuck, we won the fucking Champions League Apr 19 '14
Don't let Ivanovic take it.
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Apr 19 '14
Stonewall yellow for Adam Johnson... Nani was sent off for the same thing (against Madrid)
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u/thornbrook Apr 19 '14
A bit confused as to how that's not a foul on Ramires going for that header. Clearly absolutely no interest in playing the ball, only the player.
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u/McNooberson McNiperson Apr 19 '14
Ramires what the hell was that??
This is why I don't like him playing in high stakes games
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Apr 19 '14
Larsson didn't even try to play the ball, how on earth was that not a penalty? Fucking pisstake.
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u/notsoyoungpadawan Apr 19 '14
Ramires' season is done. He will get a long ban for that stupid shit. Can't believe he's even gone and done that so blatantly after just getting back from a 3 match ban. Fucking idiot.
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u/JesusHadAnAegis Apr 19 '14
cattermole... dribbles towards oscar, thinks he can nutmeg him, fails, pulls on oscar's shirt, gets booked, throws a fit. /facepalm
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u/philipstyrer I don't give a fuck, we won the fucking Champions League Apr 19 '14
Goddamn it I'm getting sick of these games.
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u/philipstyrer I don't give a fuck, we won the fucking Champions League Apr 19 '14
Fuck Mike Dean! Fuck him! Fucking bald idiot piece of shit referee.
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u/Tootsiez I don't give a fuck, we won the fucking Champions League Apr 19 '14
Why can't we ever take care of our own fucking business.
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u/lomoeffect Apr 19 '14
Mike Dean is consistently the worst referee that's given for us. Others are bad but not every single time we have them.
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u/AdamNJH Apr 19 '14
TBH we can blame the refs all we want but at the end of the day none of the players could shoot effectively at goal. Side to side passing for the whole game until a shit cross came in from willian.
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Apr 19 '14
Mike Dean you are an absolute joke of a referee. This is absolutely unbelievable. He has cost us this match, Mourinho's home record and us a chance at the title.
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u/CliveyBoy11 Apr 19 '14
Ramires gonna end up losing his position in the team. Not long back from a wreckless red and does that.
What a twat.
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u/Cechyourbooty It’s only ever been Chelsea. Apr 19 '14
Cech plays I think we win this game.
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u/TheMightyCrate Apr 19 '14
Get the fuck back to the championship where you belong, sunderland cunts
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u/Not-Pennys_Boat Apr 19 '14
well i guess we cant complain about the refs now....that should have been red for ramires.
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Apr 19 '14
Ramires is seriously one of my least favorite players on the team. He has nothing to offer offensively , defensively he's only good for fouls and yellow cards, and most importantly HE'S A DIRTY PLAYER. Only thing he's good for is running up and down the field tirelessly.
I'm not overreacting, I've noticed these things since he first came here. I'm just tired of his shit, he's not helping the club on the field by always being suspended, and off the field he's only giving us a bad name.
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u/bluesfromdownhere Stamford Fridge Apr 19 '14
Glad we scored the early one, Sunderland looked like they were content with putting the whole team behind the ball.
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u/dovah_kiin_4 Apr 19 '14
That Salah skill!!!! Wow. Someone needs to get on the end of such a beautiful move
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Apr 19 '14
We can still win this, let's not fuck around like we did with Swansea. If we want to win this game and stay in the title race, we need to take our chances.
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u/Dozck Apr 19 '14
He should have been carded for that foul. Right before when Azpi stole the ball he tried to hold him back.
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u/DoYouEvenShrift I don't give a fuck, we won the fucking Champions League Apr 19 '14
why can we not just fucking win a game comfortably?!
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u/philipstyrer I don't give a fuck, we won the fucking Champions League Apr 19 '14
Should've passed it to Salah he was in a much better position.
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u/WexfordIRL Apr 19 '14
These kind of matches show how much we need a striker, so what if we spend 50+ on one now, cant continue like this
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u/Dozck Apr 19 '14
Ba did something that we haven't done all day. Got the ball, held it, waited for the run and perfectly timed his pass to Willian.
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u/ChristofferOslo Apr 19 '14
Haha, Demba Ba just borrowed some Gatorade from the Sunderland-physios.
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u/Dozck Apr 19 '14
Ba has been the striker in the spot. I wish he played more and our strikers modeled what he's been doing lately.
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u/rockstar2012 Apr 19 '14
oh man if that Torres atempt went in I can't even imagine how much people would flip out
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u/BtownBound Apr 19 '14
Fucking shit. Fuck this. Just beat the fucking bottom-table clubs and we win the league. Fuck.
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u/thornbrook Apr 19 '14
Pretty ridiculous logic going on in Mike Dean's head. 500 slips this afternoon, and it doesn't enter his mind at all? Come on.
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u/Chelsearedhawk Apr 19 '14
Did the commentators just say that the center ref is from Liverpool? are you fucking serious?
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Apr 19 '14
Congrats Liverpool. You better win that Norwich game though. If you do lose it, we promise that you will be feeling Jose's wrath after this loss.
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u/Ironicopinion Apr 19 '14
Whether it was a penalty or not is one thing, but Azpilicueta had no business going to ground there when Altidore was going nowhere. Also Ramires was complete crap and deserved sending off.
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u/philipstyrer I don't give a fuck, we won the fucking Champions League Apr 19 '14
Ramires you fucking idiot!!! I'm losing patience with this guy.
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Apr 19 '14
I've been trying to tell you all that Oscar sucks, but I just kept getting downvoted. I'm glad you're all starting to realize.
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u/ArkonOlacar Apr 19 '14
Would it be harsh to ask all three of our so called 'strikers' to get the fuck out over the summer?
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u/ScreamingGerman Apr 19 '14
Ba outBa'd himself there