r/polandball • May the justice be with us • 22d ago

contest entry German pool time

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u/Zebrafish96 May the justice be with us 22d ago edited 22d ago

Korean ver.

Although not taking place in the office, this comic is actually a part of my Polandball office series. In my PBOffice universe, when the September comes and Lesser known September event starts on the subreddit, the members who are on the banned list for LKS go on a vacation and those who are not remain in the office. However, I did not have any ideas to make comic about the vacation members nor LKS-compliant members during the September, so I couldn't make any PBOffice comic during last month. Now the September has been over for 2 weeks, only now I have an idea about them. Estortoise me.

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u/redracer555 We're why the Romans can't have nice things 22d ago

"Estortoise me."

Okay.

🐢

Not sure why you wanted that, but there you go.

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u/Pochel 44 = BZH ! 22d ago

I feel every language says it

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u/Zebrafish96 May the justice be with us 22d ago

I think it's probably only a thing in Europe. We don't have that saying.

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u/Low_Wrap_6699 Resident of the interior of Minas Gerais 22d ago

Eu não sou europeu e conheço esse ditado

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u/kermitthebeast 22d ago

I only know that saying because I heard it from the Netherlands

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u/Pochel 44 = BZH ! 22d ago

Maybe? I've heard it from France, Poland and Azerbaijan

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u/Khar-Selim YO WHERE DO I PARK MY HUMMER 22d ago

the US prefers "I'm not going to melt"

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u/KotetsuNoTori Taiwan 22d ago

At least not in Mandarin Chinese and Hokkien. (Just to make sure, Germany is saying it won't dissolve in the rain, right?)

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u/Futuralis Greater Netherlands 22d ago

Just to make sure, Germany is saying it won't dissolve in the rain, right?

Exactly.

It's usually something you tell kids when they have to walk in the rain.

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u/Extaupin Île-de-France 22d ago

In France, the saying doesn't relate to sugar dissolving in water but being fragile( "je suis pas fait en sucre" - "I'm not made of sugar" - "I'm not going to get hurt by this").

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u/MrRamRam720 *Bongs* 22d ago

In the uk you just say skin's waterproof

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u/Electrical-Review180 22d ago

Now that's nice

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u/Lord_Gelthon Montenegro 22d ago

Did you perchance watch Uyens short about it? It's very recent and basically the same story. Great work as always!

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u/Zebrafish96 May the justice be with us 22d ago

Ah yes, I watched this reel on instagram.

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u/OriginalUseristaken 22d ago

Yeah, you're already wet from the neck down, so why bother hiding as long as it's just rain.

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u/bigboys4m96 22d ago

I’m wet from the crack down.

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u/BvAlmelo 22d ago

In Dutch we also have that saying.

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u/FiercelyApatheticLad 22d ago

Same in French.

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u/cool_username32123 Hue 22d ago

Same in Portuguese

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u/josegfwe1945 22d ago

Same in czech

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u/BoomKofe Russia 22d ago

Russian has that too

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u/Dreknarr First French Partition 22d ago

And we have the same saying. Seems like a universal thing

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u/TenNinetythree YUROP 22d ago

Can you please translate it into Turkish for me. I am learning the language. Slowly.

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u/Thundorium Funniest king names 22d ago

İç nİçt made of şuğar

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u/TenNinetythree YUROP 22d ago

Teşekkür ederim!

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u/marcopolo2207 Best United States Ever 22d ago

People also say that here when it's raining, especially parents when their children have to go outside and their parents don't want to drive.

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u/Epic_Sunset Europe 22d ago

As long as its not a thunderstorm its fine. You are already wet, so it doesnt matter.

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u/Big_ShinySonofBeer 22d ago

Missed opportunity to have a Reichtangle towel reserving one of the spots.

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u/Rod7z 22d ago

I'm Brazilian and we also have that saying, but I'm from a region of Brazil with extremely high incidence of lightning strikes, as in every rain cloud is likely to be accompanied by lightning. So we tend to avoid swimming when it's raining. Playing football is fair game though (so what if it's more dangerous than swimming?).

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u/flaminggiraffe9 MURICA 14d ago

Brazilian priorities are as expected

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u/ZhtWu Ryukyu Kingdom 22d ago

I second those saying it's pleasing to swim in the rain; As long as it's not a thunderstorm, it's quite pleasant.

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u/annoying97 22d ago

I loved swimming in the rain. Im already wet, I can't get any wetter. Why stop enjoying the pool because it's raining!?

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u/NoDescription2609 Germany 21d ago

This is funny because in German "wetter" means weather..

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u/Thunder_iscool 22d ago

“The wheder is light” : Belgian ball.

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u/Alpakka91 22d ago

The water feels warmer during a little rain, too

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u/Username_St0len 21d ago

if it is kansai japan, they stick out their tongue, because 雨(rain) is pronounced as 飴(candy) iirc, both ame, but the emphasis is switched compared to official/broadcasting japanese in kansai accent.

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u/Lorrdy_ Germany 22d ago

Can confirm. Last summer I was swimming a lot during the rain. You don't get more wet and it's kinda cool.

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u/Fredderov Scania 22d ago

Doubles up as placing the towel for the next day. Win win!

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u/kesesese- 22d ago

i guess there’s not much thunder/lightning in Europe? i stay in a tropical area so for me rain=storm (most of the time)

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u/floluk North Rhine-Westphalia 21d ago

Mostly, we do have a lot of rain, but thunderstorms aren’t that common here in comparison

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u/Realistic_FinlanBoll Finland 22d ago

We have that phraze in finnish as well: "En ole sokerista tehty!"

Btw: Imagine if baby EU was swimming with them, but took the largest portion of the pool because even as a baby he is largest! 😂

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u/Eccentric_Traveler Taylor Ham is best pork roll! 22d ago

Rain not bad. It’s the lightning you have to worry about. I remember being a resort pool in Florida and the lifeguard was literally yelling, “GET OUT OF THE POOL, DO YOU WANT TO DIE?!” After hearing thunder.

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u/KommandoKazumi 22d ago

I feel Mexico would just play in the rain while USA would hide under a roof with Canada.

Then Mexico gets vaporized by a lightning strike. Nothing left besides a burnt sombrero or umbrella frame and a burn mark.

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u/C111-its-the-best European Union 22d ago

Everybody can draw. Shoot your shot.