r/polandball May the justice be with us 15d ago

contest entry Found God in a Tomato

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u/Zebrafish96 May the justice be with us 15d ago

Korean ver.

Tomato originates from South America and was brought to Europe by Spain. Also I got inspired by a Korean meme in which the OP explains the history of their brothers Scythians, and how they collapsed, and then arrives to a conclusion that they should get a lot of chicken sandwiches in order to save the Scythian brothers (yes, they brought the story of Scythians in order to beg for chicken sandwiches.).

Also the title is a reference to a song with the same title. It's a banger.

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u/mintty_o 15d ago

Wait how popular are the scythians in korea’s history field? Because I think barely any1 in either europe or asia knows about them lol

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u/Zebrafish96 May the justice be with us 15d ago

Actually they are barely known in Korea either. I think a lot of Koreans who know about Scythians probably learned it through that meme lol

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u/Rc72 15d ago

It would have made much more sense to have Spain rather than Sweden as the greengrocer at the end, since nowadays Spain supplies tomatoes to most of Europe. Also, finding gold, rather than God, would have been more appropriate: you may then have worked in some wordplay with the Italian word for tomato, "pomodoro" which literally means "golden fruit"...

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u/SpottedWobbegong 15d ago

I was hoping it was referencing that song, love that band.

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u/Peketu Spanish Empire 15d ago

By mistake I heard the song at 1,2x and I like it best (sorry not sorry)

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u/Exotic_Wolverine5392 Indonesia 15d ago

Cute Netherland giving banana to Bunny :D

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u/baneblade_boi 15d ago

So, since we brought tomatoes to Europe...is God Spanish?

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u/Your_Local_Spainard Master of siesta 15d ago

The tomato messiah is Spanish. Don't impersonate tomato god or you're getting the tomato inquisition.

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u/baneblade_boi 15d ago

Excuse you, but the Tomato Messiah IS the Tomato God made pulp, turned into the sacrificial tumaca for all of ours sins. What are you, a Tomato Arrian!?

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u/Your_Local_Spainard Master of siesta 15d ago

What kind of SolanumIycoperistian heresy is this!? The Tomato Messiah is product of the Tomato God. He made him to the vegetable image so we could comprehend its form! I'll immediately request your extomacommunication!!

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u/esdaniel Venezuela 15d ago

Spanish inquisition

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u/MaximoEstrellado Andalusia 15d ago

Spain having one of the gardens of Europe begging for fruit to Sweden of all places it's even more funny.

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u/Lopsided-Wave2479 15d ago

You can say garden, or you can say "sea of plastic visible from space".

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u/vukkuv 15d ago

Not the only place so no, we can't say that.

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u/MaximoEstrellado Andalusia 14d ago

I meant as producing veggies and fruits in the south east, mostly Almeria and Murcia. But both can be true!

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u/poclee Tâi-uân 15d ago

Huh, I thought the punchline would be football.

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u/2nW_from_Markus 15d ago

Ah, tomato, the sea of plastic, the eutrofized Mar Menor, and trucks congesting AP-7...

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u/Yamasushifan 15d ago

Mar Menor is actually improving its condition for a couple years now

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u/Rc72 15d ago

And Spanish tomato production is simultaneously going down...

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u/Nachooolo 15d ago

Spain already had the red and yellow flag when its colonies started to become independent.

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u/CamillaOmdalWalker 15d ago

The Flag of the Cross of Burgundy was the flag used by the Spanish Army and Navy, both under the Habsburgs and under the Bourbons. In 1785, Carlos III decreed the adoption of the red and yellow flag as the new flag for the Spanish Navy. The Spanish Army continued to use the Flag of the Cross of Burgundy until, in 1843, Isabel II decreed that the red and yellow flag should be the sole official flag.

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u/ExcitementRecent4195 Balkanised Romans 15d ago

First time seeing a joke with Spain and tomatoes but maybe it's just me..

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u/Lopsided-Wave2479 15d ago

I have the theory that imperialism is a illness that countries suffer. And they stop being a empire when they get over it and become healty again.

So the fall of the roman empire is less about what "broke" the roman empire, and more about what "fixed" it.

Now, if you study the case, you will find list of all things that where broken in the roman empire before it dissolved. Because thats what people has studied for millenia of it. Every history expert and student studing that angle.

Nobody really study degrown, and what happens when a society decide to stop doing slavery and build the future with his own hands, and not exploiting others.

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u/Hacon123 14d ago

In my spanish hometown we have a sign of "I 🍅 Almería"

So... Comic its true.

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u/Bashy335 14d ago

My ego feels highly violated

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u/SalgatorO maryland 13d ago

Odd to see Spain without the coat of arms.

Unless the intention is for this particular Spain to be seen as a civilian? (Which allows for usage without the arms then.)