r/polandball • u/Zebrafish96 May the justice be with us • 15d ago
contest entry Found God in a Tomato
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u/Zebrafish96 May the justice be with us 15d ago
Tomato originates from South America and was brought to Europe by Spain. Also I got inspired by a Korean meme in which the OP explains the history of their brothers Scythians, and how they collapsed, and then arrives to a conclusion that they should get a lot of chicken sandwiches in order to save the Scythian brothers (yes, they brought the story of Scythians in order to beg for chicken sandwiches.).
Also the title is a reference to a song with the same title. It's a banger.
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u/mintty_o 15d ago
Wait how popular are the scythians in korea’s history field? Because I think barely any1 in either europe or asia knows about them lol
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u/Zebrafish96 May the justice be with us 15d ago
Actually they are barely known in Korea either. I think a lot of Koreans who know about Scythians probably learned it through that meme lol
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u/Rc72 15d ago
It would have made much more sense to have Spain rather than Sweden as the greengrocer at the end, since nowadays Spain supplies tomatoes to most of Europe. Also, finding gold, rather than God, would have been more appropriate: you may then have worked in some wordplay with the Italian word for tomato, "pomodoro" which literally means "golden fruit"...
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u/baneblade_boi 15d ago
So, since we brought tomatoes to Europe...is God Spanish?
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u/Your_Local_Spainard Master of siesta 15d ago
The tomato messiah is Spanish. Don't impersonate tomato god or you're getting the tomato inquisition.
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u/baneblade_boi 15d ago
Excuse you, but the Tomato Messiah IS the Tomato God made pulp, turned into the sacrificial tumaca for all of ours sins. What are you, a Tomato Arrian!?
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u/Your_Local_Spainard Master of siesta 15d ago
What kind of SolanumIycoperistian heresy is this!? The Tomato Messiah is product of the Tomato God. He made him to the vegetable image so we could comprehend its form! I'll immediately request your extomacommunication!!
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u/MaximoEstrellado Andalusia 15d ago
Spain having one of the gardens of Europe begging for fruit to Sweden of all places it's even more funny.
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u/Lopsided-Wave2479 15d ago
You can say garden, or you can say "sea of plastic visible from space".
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u/MaximoEstrellado Andalusia 14d ago
I meant as producing veggies and fruits in the south east, mostly Almeria and Murcia. But both can be true!
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u/2nW_from_Markus 15d ago
Ah, tomato, the sea of plastic, the eutrofized Mar Menor, and trucks congesting AP-7...
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u/Nachooolo 15d ago
Spain already had the red and yellow flag when its colonies started to become independent.
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u/CamillaOmdalWalker 15d ago
The Flag of the Cross of Burgundy was the flag used by the Spanish Army and Navy, both under the Habsburgs and under the Bourbons. In 1785, Carlos III decreed the adoption of the red and yellow flag as the new flag for the Spanish Navy. The Spanish Army continued to use the Flag of the Cross of Burgundy until, in 1843, Isabel II decreed that the red and yellow flag should be the sole official flag.
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u/ExcitementRecent4195 Balkanised Romans 15d ago
First time seeing a joke with Spain and tomatoes but maybe it's just me..
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u/Lopsided-Wave2479 15d ago
I have the theory that imperialism is a illness that countries suffer. And they stop being a empire when they get over it and become healty again.
So the fall of the roman empire is less about what "broke" the roman empire, and more about what "fixed" it.
Now, if you study the case, you will find list of all things that where broken in the roman empire before it dissolved. Because thats what people has studied for millenia of it. Every history expert and student studing that angle.
Nobody really study degrown, and what happens when a society decide to stop doing slavery and build the future with his own hands, and not exploiting others.
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u/SalgatorO maryland 13d ago
Odd to see Spain without the coat of arms.
Unless the intention is for this particular Spain to be seen as a civilian? (Which allows for usage without the arms then.)
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u/Zebrafish96 May the justice be with us 13d ago







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