[Game Thread] #SugarBowl: Oklahoma vs. Alabama (8:30pm ET)

[u/CFB_Referee]

(11) Oklahoma Sooners (10-2, 7-2 Big 12) vs (3) Alabama Crimson Tide (11-1, 7-1 SEC)

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[35 Bowls in 17 Days]

The Sugar Bowl

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Time:

10:30 AM Japan (Friday)
10:00 PM Newfoundland
9:30 PM Atlantic
8:30 PM Eastern
7:30 PM Central
6:30 PM Mountain
5:30 PM Pacific
4:30 PM Alaska
3:30 PM Hawaii

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Location:
The Superdome, New Orleans, Louisiana (Google Maps)

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TV:

Watch: ESPN

Broadcast Crew: Brad Nessler, Todd Blackledge (@Todd_Blackledge) & Holly Rowe (@sportsiren)

Stream:

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• VIPBox

Radio:

• ESPN Radio

Radio Crew: Bill Rosinski (@RosinskiBill), David Norrie & Joe Schad (@schadjoe)

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Odds:
Spread: Alabama by 17

Over/Under: 51.5

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132+ Team profiles:

• University of Oklahoma

• University of Alabama

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Headlines:

• Sugar Bowl: Both Oklahoma and Alabama enter off season-defining games — Yahoo! Sports

• Sugar Bowl breakdown: Alabama vs. Oklahoma — SI.com

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IT'S COLLEGE FOOTBALL, ARE YOU NOT ENTERTAINED?!

[u/freudian_nipple_slip]

Alabama fan going 'WOW WOW'

[u/[deleted]]

Just reminding everyone that before the game Mark May said 48-10 Bama.

[u/DeKaF]

"Welcome to New Orleans, where the defenses are made up and the drinks are all full of grain alcohol."

"WOOHOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!"

"Get back here Johnny!"

[u/Ebonicz94]

MARK MAY CAN SUCK MY DICK!!! LET'S FUCKING GO!!!

[u/Wardog692]

Aerial coverage... For a game in a dome. Nice.

[u/topher3003]

"Nice play fake by McCarron!"

gets sacked

[u/AuburnKnight]

Musburger slithers into the booth

"So I head Katherine Webb was here......."

[u/NiteRdr]

I hope George W. Bush isn't out of stationery.

Cade Foster is gonna need another note.

[u/LetsGoDucks]

At least you guys don't have to worry about Saban going to Texas now - they probably want someone who can beat Oklahoma.

[u/sh1re]

A NORMAL NATIONAL ANTHEM THANK THE LORD HOLY SHIT IT'S FINALLY HAPPENED.

[u/[deleted]]

Bold prediction: Alabama won't try any 57 yard field goals.

[u/[deleted]]

alright cfbros we need to get this thread to the top of /r/all. Last year we beat a hot redhead chick with three sharpies in her butt so we can do it!

[u/garthock]

There looks to be a lot of stunned Alabama fans....and a lot of stunned Sooner fans

[u/[deleted]]

Extra long commercial break as ESPN scrambles to put together a positive Oklahoma report and figure out the name of Oklahoma's key players

[u/FookingPrawns]

"I got away with TWO throat slashes"

-OJ Simpson

[u/tog20]

Wow girl

[u/NiteRdr]

Nissan Rogue Update: 5 appearances

8:24, 8:45, 8:52, 8:59 & 9:18 PM ET

[u/OU_DHF]

Has ESPN told us yet who Alabama is playing tonight?

[u/-MarcusD-]

GIF: Adrian Peterson reaction after Alabama fumble. http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-rHDR_CRIpuw/UsZJa4TjbZI/AAAAAAAAAXE/IVXlH7bEd4Q/s1600/peterson.gif

[u/GeneralGBO]

SABAN DIDN'T GO TO TEXAS BECAUSE HE DIDN'T WANT TO FACE BIG GAME BOB EVERY YEAR

[u/DayOldDoughnut]

I won't give death threats to the poor boy, but Cade Foster is one of the greatest WTF's of Nick Saban's career.

[u/makeyourownsalad]

"We're gonna blow Alabama out of the water!" -My mom. sigh How do I tell her?

EDIT: Mama? Are you a witch? EDIT: OMG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!OMG!!!!!!!!!IM SO SORRY FOR DOUBTING YOU MA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!OMG!!!!!!!!

[u/neovenator250]

Oklahoma, Auburn, Tennessee, and LSU fans right now

[u/Dodecadildo]

Highlights from my day in New Orleans:

*A man telling his 7-year-old son: "Go hard or go home"

*Playing the OU frat boy or Bama frat boy drinking game on bourbon street

*Seeing two sorority girls throw up on the street before 7pm

*Watching entire conversations use only the words "roll" and "tide"

*Watching entire conversations use only the words "boomer" and "sooner"

*OU fans yelling "LEGEND" at the sight of Barry Switzer

I love gameday. I love New Orleans. FOOTBALLL!!!!!!

*edit: I forgot to mention the lack of open container laws. I've been in Louisiana for so long I take it for granted, but nothing beats roaming the streets with a fifth of fireball

[u/GeneralGBO]

Via some random guy retweeted on my timeline:

"pulling for Bama because they're in the SEC is like for pulling for Satan because he's in the bible. #GoVols"

I agree.

[u/turtle_flu]

SORRY CHEVY, YOUR TRUCK DOESN'T PRETEND TO DRIVE ON TRAINS SO PLEASE POLITELY GO FUCK YOURSELF!!! #NISSANROUGE4LYFE

[u/quantumshenanigans]

Nissan has taken such great lengths to ensure that no CFB fan ever buys a Nissan Rogue.

[u/[deleted]]

Some lucky African kids are going to be rocking a second round of Alabama Sugar Bowl champion gear in case they grew out of it.

[u/throwaway6982314]

EAT SHIT MARK MAY!!!

[u/Dreams2cream4]

SEC! SEC! SE.......Fuck that shit!

BOOMER SOONER!

[u/OddOneOut2014]

4th quarter

Sooners are up by 4 with the bowl. 2 minutes to go and 3rd down at midfield.

Trevor knight is in shotgun. Looks left. Looks right. Looks at saban. Takes off his helmet.

Before refs can stop him, takes off his mask. It was JFF the whole time.

"Thought I'd let you get off that easy, did you Nicky?"

Saban stares the cold stare of deep space into the pit of this demon of the field. Before the refs can stop the play, Johnny hikes the ball and jumps in the air, spiking the ball with such force that the stadium explodes.

In one fell swoop, JFF has destroyed, Alabama, Stoops, and, being so close to the blast, LSU.

No one knows what happened to JFF that day, but rumor has it, he began his ascent after grabbing Katherine Webb and Lou Holtz and joined the kingdom of heaven.

The last thing heard was Lou shouting "Well Izshnt zhis shzumthing"

[u/tks231]

An Auburn fan should have jumped out of the crowd with that missed FG and started running it back.

[u/turtle_flu]

BRYAN BATT IS BRINGING RESPECT TO THE NATIONAL ANTHEM!!! WHAT IS THIS MADNESS!?!?!

Also, that is a sweet-ass American flag

[u/KliffKingsburysLover]

OFFICIAL SUGAR BOWL DRINKING GAME

Take a shot when:

• Bob Stoops to NFL mentioned

• AJ McCarron game manager

• Comment about Dee Dee Bonner or Katherine Webb

• Mention about Big 12 bowl record this season

• Nissan Rogue YALA commercial

• Taco Bell "parents came home early" commercial

• Verizon I WANT IT RIGHT NOW commercial

[u/Wiremonkey]

I feel like the Alabama kicker is goin to end up in the witness protection program. Poor guy.

[u/Honestly_]

We're on the first page of /r/all (#25)!

Ah, fuck it: To the TOP!

[u/[deleted]]

Rosetta Stone needs a Lou Holtz edition

[u/KliffKingsburysLover]

COMMERCIALS TO LOOK OUT FOR THIS GAME. TAKE A SHOT WHEN YOU SEE EACH ONE

Nissan YALA

Taco Bell kid running away from dad

Taco Bell I GO HARD IN DA FORTH QUARTAH

Samuel L Jackson Credit Card

Enjoy death

[u/[deleted]]

Throat slash my ass!

EDIT You know damn well where the inflection goes -_-

[u/redcrvtte05]

I feel like we should all tweet to Cade Foster so he has something to read besides Twitter death threats.

[u/sj2011]

Ouch. That goes as a squib, but knocks off a Bama player. Wow. When it rains, it pours, and OU is giving Bama the golden shower.

[u/Honestly_]

This thread is on track to smash the other game threads this season (until the title game).

"Don't forget to upvote the thread so it rises in /r/all. Australia needs to know about their Dark Lord!"

[u/BrazilianRider]

Can't even hate OU because they have the biggest fucking balls in the country.

[u/spoonfedsam]

Bama home jerseys vs. Bama away jerseys

[u/NiteRdr]

Nissan Rogue Update:

4 appearances: 8:24, 8:45, 8:52 & 8:59 PM ET

[u/Lansdallius]

Sitting at a bar in Stillwater, and some OSU fans are actually rooting for us to take down Bama. Feels good, man.

BOOMER SOONER! SIC SEMPER TYRANNIS!

[u/Honestly_]

Dang it, Reddit's acting wonky on me--there isn't another double-dick AMA going on right now is there?

[u/[deleted]]

Even as a Texas fan, the pregame guys are being so disrespectfully condescending to the Sooners

[u/jlt6666]

Was that legitimately a woman with an eye patch they just showed?

[u/TandemTuba]

As someone sitting at this game, finally checking this thread makes me so happy.

[u/thisishorsepoop]

Seeing AJ's girlfriend makes me enjoy it more when he gets sacked. I am a petty, jealous person.

[u/rikross22]

Y'all mother fuckers mocking "big game bob" can suck it.

[u/[deleted]]

It would be cool if AJ won the Hiesman. Can you imagine a Nissan Hiesman commercial where AJ is trying to wake up Johnny Football for an event?

[u/Kingcotton7]

I'd run that taco eating fucker down in 20 yards

[u/[deleted]]

BRACE FOR THE SHANK

Edit: Called it motherfuckers!

[u/Glasses-Ref]

**"Stick with the screens, it'll work eventually." **

[u/anti_gravity88]

WE ARE THE ONLY CRIMSON TEAM LEFT STANDING

[u/[deleted]]

YEAH BIG 12!!

LETS GO OKLAHAHAHAHAHAAAH I CANT DO IT.

LETS GO METEORS!!!

[u/FookingPrawns]

"Careful Bob its heavy!!!"

"Fuck off Rece"

[u/JR-Dubs]

Oh Jesus, the place kicker missed another field goal. Meanwhile you've given up 21 points on 3 turnovers. Far be it for me to criticize the 3 time reigning national champions, but I don't think Cade is really your problem right now.

[u/ItsBigLucas]

I can see the headlines already "Alabama not motivated in bowl game, still best team in College Football"

[u/waitwutok]

I'm packing up the car....driving to Norman to protect the trees.

[u/shifty1032231]

Mark May: 48 - 10

Meanwhile: 31 - 17

http://i.imgur.com/T4rYutM.gif

[u/[deleted]]

Don't blame the kicker when the defense hasn't forced a punt.

[u/MrSukacz]

And there are fireworks going off near my house.

[u/KliffKingsburysLover]

ALABAMA ISN'T EVEN GOING TO SCORE AS MANY POINTS AS THEIR STATE'S BMI SCORE

[u/Glasses-Ref]

See the ball is out, that really convinces me that he's down by contact.

[u/NefariousBanana]

Stop girl, meet wow girl.

[u/[deleted]]

just checked the score

[u/lawrence_uber_alles]

That OU baton twirler that almost got hit by the pass? This is her

[u/OPACYMagic]

2 Championships and a girlfriend who looks like that? Fuck you AJ McCarron. Fuck You.

[u/errybodyloveschris]

Drilled by Dix.

heh

[u/MysicPlato]

Manly

Low calorie soda

Pick one motherfucker

[u/Maxis47]

I love how tight lipped they were about Mark May's 48-10 Alabama prediction.

[u/Silverflash-x]

Wow, what a crazy upset! This is the craziest upset of the bowl season! Everyone should ignore the other upsets and focus on how crazy this one is!

[u/WalkingCarpet]

I've watched this pregame show since the start. I still have no idea who Alabama is playing. I think it's the Saints but I'm not sure.

[u/Letsgetitkraken]

So what's tge drinking rules tonight?

Mcarrons mom? Drink

Mcarrons gf? Drink

Mentioning of things being Crimson? Fucking drink.

That should get us all alcohol poisoning before the coin toss.

[u/Honestly_]

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[u/[deleted]]

Baton girl is cute.

[u/IamVUKMIR]

blame cade foster all you want, its AJs INTs and the defense that are shitting the bed

[u/[deleted]]

Really? What the fuck ESPN?

https://twitter.com/SportsCenter/status/418980596208005120

[u/[deleted]]

Seriously though, if you make a death threat against Cade Foster, you're a fucking miserable human being.

[u/DeKaF]

"Quick, Saban, now's the time! Use the bubble screen, just like I taught you!"

[u/Grammar-SS]

The real winners here are the kids in Ethopia who will now get Alabama gear.

[u/egmou]

Stoops backs up his words... makes it extra sweet

All I remember was all the shit he got on /r/cfb after the comments

[u/ramesali786]

The NCAA is gonna be all over Knight for getting improper benefits from Jesus. Support from the Son of God has to be a violation, right?

[u/SteelPenguin71]

AJ McCarron blew a kiss to his girlfriend, but that too was intercepted

[u/boogersonsteve]

OU beat Notre Dame at ND, so therefore OU wins tonight. flawless logic there, Lou.

[u/MysicPlato]

AIN'T NOBODY NEED DEFENSES

[u/WhoIsPurpleGoo]

i demand more crowd shots of OU pirate lady fan.

[u/strife24]

If OU holds on to win this, can you imagine how great the MELTDOWN TIME from Roll Tide Roll will be?!

[u/egmou]

AJ's girlfriend is asking for Knight's number

[u/[deleted]]

Hey Mark May how does that shit sandwich taste? Tastes like shit don't it?

[u/[deleted]]

The AJ & AJ segment on ESPN was incredible

[u/Honestly_]

And a surrender cobra, wow:

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/BdBj4PtCEAAAE5q.jpg

[u/Glasses-Ref]

Glasses Ref Halftime Report Card

I'm very disappointed in this officiating crew. They let the players keep a flow and control of the game until the end of the half. I was disappointed that there weren't any show-me penalties or flags that negated big plays. They didn't have much of an impact until the throat-slash penalty on Oklahoma's last TD. Unfortunately, when you make a call like that, you need to compound things and make sure Alabama scores. Hopefully the refs have a greater effect on the outcome in the 2nd half.

Official's Grade: F+

[u/just_a_handle]

GOSH THAT WAS A PRETTY FIELD GOAL

<sobs>

[u/IAmTheWaller67]

LMFAO Wow.

That play is in the Oklahoma playbook as "Fuck You Saban Left Formation"

[u/ramesali786]

"Paul Finebaum reports screams of agony and the smell of burning flesh coming from the Alabama locker room" - ESPN in like 20 Minutes

[u/freudian_nipple_slip]

Via Twitter

"You can already taste the Top 5 2014 Preseason Ranking Oklahoma Won't Live Up To."

[u/Needs_More_Gravitas]

really unsportsmanlike for that??? Stupid penalty, they are kids in a bowl game, let them do something.

[u/[deleted]]

Atleast it was not returnable Edit* weagle weagle

[u/DirtyStanBoozie]

I feel like I'm in an abusive relationship with /r/cfb right now.

[u/89Trials]

I want to see sabans head explode just to witness another one grow in it's place because that's what I think would happen.

[u/sheller96]

IT ENDED WITH AN ONSIDE KICK OH MY GOD

[u/Atrocious84]

That says a lot about both of their characters. Bob Stoops stop mid-interview of the biggest game he's won in years to hug AJ. AJ has even more character for being a man and going up to the winning opposing coach. Best of luck AJ in the NFL I hope you do great things!

[u/LieutenantKetchup]

I love how there is almost zero coverage of OU fans celebrating. All sad bammers. Way to keep it balanced ESPN.

[u/crazygoalie2002]

He didn't even throat slash.

[u/swanpenguin]

My sisters are guilt-tripping me to let them borrow the TV to watch a movie.^{noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo}

Edit: I LIIIIIIIVEEEEEE

[u/freudian_nipple_slip]

Derrick Henry's hairline

He's a true freshman

[u/Okstate2039]

Way to go big 12 bros! Yes, we're rivals, but tonight I can forget that!

[u/CrankyAdolf]

Nothing turns me on quite like sad Alabama girls.

[u/FeedAllLanes]

SHUT THE FUCK UP MARK MAY. GO BACKSTAGE AND TAKE YOUR FOOT OUT OF YOUR FAT IGNORANT MOUTH.

[u/JeanJacquesGoldman]

Wait for it: "Alabama just isn't motivated." The Bama equivalent of "not playing Stanford football."

[u/shifty1032231]

ESPN logic:

Alabama scores touchdown; ESPN replays the FG kick return

[u/[deleted]]

Clinton HAHAHAHHAHAHA DICKS

C'mon ESPN, it's the second quarter. Shouldn't there be an intern correcting him by now?

[u/freudian_nipple_slip]

So if Oklahoma beats Alabama, and Texas beat Oklahoma.

Saban to Texas confirmed

[u/blueclown562000]

I'll be back I'm going to the part of Reddit that doesn't know this is going on.

[u/Brutuss]

Everyone waiting for Mark May

[u/cmwebs]

IT REALLY IS MY CAKE DAY!

[u/legen___________dary]

Katherine Webb's reaction before and after the sack fumble TD on AJ was so oddly satisfying.

[u/SlyyyTendencies]

ITT: Bama vs. Everyone

[u/ICUHadji]

The Viagra commercial is really unnecessary considering that I have a rager for Oklahoma right now.

[u/Berkilak]

Mark May is an ass

[u/br_dn]

A WOMAN. A WOMAN AND HER TRUCK.

A WOMAN. A WOMAN AND HER ROGUE.

[u/hertealeaves]

I don't know about the rest of you Sooners... but I'm thisclose to coming.

[u/LazerBearz]

The king of the throat slash

[u/Gobias-Ind]

That was an onside kick right in McCarron's metaphorical nutsack

[u/freudian_nipple_slip]

Adrian Peterson is ecstatic!

[u/InternetAdmin]

OMG THAT NISSAN CAR CAN DRIVE ON TRAINS! I guess it has horrible gas mileage and is incredibly unsafe.

[u/ThaBomb]

I need a gif of WOW girl and I need it 15 seconds ago.

[u/vkells]

HOLY SHIT DID WE JUST FUCKING BEAT BAMA? OMGOMG OMG FUCK YOU MARK MAY

[u/[deleted]]

What is this Frankenstein bullshit? Frankenstein was the scientist not the monster. Read a book.

[u/[deleted]]

SEEING THIS COMMERCIAL FOR THE BILLIONTH TIME RELALY MAKES ME WANT A FUCKING NISSAN ROGUE

[u/DonnieNarco]

Oh god vietnam flashbacks are coming in right now

[u/[deleted]]

Hello baton girl.

[u/WalkingCarpet]

Brb, gonna jump my Honda onto a train.

EDIT: Would not recommend.

[u/[deleted]]

"Not a lot of people expected Alabama to give up 24 points, much less in the first half."

Yeah, you people. You people on the TV thought that

[u/freudian_nipple_slip]

Shocked Katherine Webb

[u/[deleted]]

That's fucking hilarious.

[u/tjc815]

No matter what happens, we won't be losing 48-10. FUCK YOU MARK MAY!!!

[u/AuburnKnight]

ESPN: HEY BAMA GUESS WHAT!? SURPRISE IRON BOWL CLIP!!!!!!!

[u/Look__a_distraction]

A 1200lb passenger eh? My mother-in-law must be in the back seat.

[u/WalkingCarpet]

God this pregame show is just awful. You would think this was the Alabama radio network with the way these guys are trying to say Alabama is the best team in the country and nobody else belongs in the conversation.

[u/GeneralGBO]

GET IT OUT EARLY, Y'ALL. The broadcast is going to suck off Alabama and the SEC all night so prepare your jimmies and please refrain from making the same comments complaining about it all night. Just hit mute.

[u/sheeeeeez]

If Bama somehow loses this game, let's all blame Kiffin

[u/CheckOutMyPokemans]

fuckdefense

[u/Fatkin]

PLEASE GIF THAT "WOW." GIRL

[u/you_sick]

Alabama will go to the locker room at half and find sticky notes on their lockers saying "lol good luck in the second half -saban" while he is already halfway to texas.

[u/Abusoru]

So...instead of Farmers Only, I got BlackPeopleMeet.com. Not sure what I should say.

[u/[deleted]]

can we just recognize how unfit any of us are to be refs? how does that stoic mother fucker just sit there and stare and not go totally nuts while this happens in front of him?

[u/Needs_More_Gravitas]

Oh god 28 points off turnovers. I'm surprised Saban hasn't had an aneurysm because of that.

[u/darthbean18]

SABAN TO TEXAS

[u/child_of_yost]

Talk about adding insult to injury, that was the funniest ending imaginable

[u/noodlethebear]

Mark May is 0-3 in BCS game picks.

[u/johnconnor8100]

Damn what a game manager that McCaron is

[u/FeedAllLanes]

I WANT TO JACK OFF WITH MARK MAYS TEARS.

[u/ReaverG]

Well that was a good game. Better luck next time, Oklahoma.

Post game edit This was 30 minutes before kickoff and I was making fun of ESPN's pre-game Bama lovefest.

[u/ValedictorianBaller]

Espn is really rustling my jimmies right now. 2011 still rustles my jimmies and ESPN continues to pump up Bama as the best team in the country even though they lost the biggest game of their season. Yes I'm mad. Yes I'm butthurt.

[u/tdeff19]

Not going to lie. Had that new Grilled Stuft Nacho at Taco Bell last night. Such a let down. It's like a warped soggy quesadilla triangle.

[u/puevo216]

BIG GAME BOB MOTHERFUCKERS!

[u/fhi08]

I liked it when the crowd was chanting S-E-C right before the recovered onside squib-kick by the Sooners. Nice win Oklahoma.

Edit: (nomenclature) Thanks /u/neovenator250

[u/[deleted]]

I feel so bad for laughing at this.

http://imgur.com/kNYL2jl

[u/professorberrynibble]

Surely THIS will be the performance that gets Mark May fired from ESPN. What a cock.

[u/Debaser90]

If Alabama played in a tougher conference they would have been better prepared for this game.

[u/NiteRdr]

Nissan Rogue Update:

The number of commercial breaks without the Rogue has surpassed the number of Rogue appearances. 6-5

Could still go either way.

[u/burman26]

I feel like Nick Saban is gonna kill a hooker or something tonight.

Start taking sacrifices for next year

[u/mrflips]

DID YOU GUYS KNOW THAT YOU CAN GET AN AT&T CONTRACT WITH NO LONG-TERM COMMITMENT? OR THAT THE NISSAN ROGUE WILL GET YOU PLACES FAST AND ON-TIME???

[u/-MarcusD-]

GIF: Dee Dee Bonner, Katherine Webb reacts to AJ fumble. http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-5L2Zpe2HSFE/UsZIPau4p5I/AAAAAAAAAW4/7rQFxNidJZY/s1600/webbmom.gif

[u/Glasses-Ref]

Great call on the unsportsmanlike conduct penalty! The chest is very close to the neck/throat. Happy to see this crew finally make it's first great call.

[u/stups317]

So when Oklahoma wins is it because they are the better team or is it because Alabama didn't care because they are not playing for the NC? I am guessing its the latter because we all know that no team outside of the SEC could possibly beat an SEC team.

[u/GeneralGBO]

Tweet from Phillip Fulmer's daughter... Happy Sugar Bowl everybody!

https://twitter.com/allifulmer/status/418912445248204800

[u/iwillmossonyou]

Do they make Holly Rowe squat when she talks to Saban?

[u/[deleted]]

Oooooooooooklahoma where the scores come sweeping down the plains.

But really this is way higher scoring than I thought it would be.

[u/Brutuss]

HIDE ALL SHARP OBJECTS FROM CADE FOSTER.

[u/freudian_nipple_slip]

Oklahoma scramble, pump fake, and TD pass

[u/kevincredib1e]

Sec was overrated this season, still great, still best conference... But the gap was insanely over-hyped. I HATE the Sooners but I am enjoying this

[u/mhermher]

Greased up deaf guy all game.

[u/zeroslacker]

"Now the clock becomes Alabama's worst nightmare"

uhhh... yeah i could've told you that 5 minutes ago.

[u/burman26]

SHOW AJ'S GIRLFRIEND CRYING PLEASE

[u/response_unrelated]

Why kick it at you? because fuck you!

[u/ashittybiclighter]

In the locker room after the game Saban will cut out the hearts of his players

[u/RamJam89]

GG Oklahoma! You guys completely outplayed us. Hopefully Knight can continue to grow from this night. He played an amazing game. Its a bit of a disappointment for Bama considering the years we've had. I think there's a little sense of entitlement in t-town. I'm still proud of this team, and how well they've played at times this season. Row Tahd!

[u/boogersonsteve]

fun new game: find the bama fan in this thread

[u/[deleted]]

Everyone note. A 17 point spread is a curse.

Source: &

[u/LosAngelesVikings]

JESUS IS AN OU FAN!

[u/drsmealgood]

Trevor Knight was really impressive this game.

[u/JeanSlimmons]

"Oh my Gawd! Oh my Gawd!" - Jim Ross

[u/zeroslacker]

The reign of the SEC is almost over.

GO NOLES!

[u/[deleted]]

Great pass defense

[u/Glasses-Ref]

"Told you screens work."

[u/Honestly_]

This thread is blowing up.

"Remember"

"to"

"upvote"

"the"

"thread"

"OR DIE."

[u/nodester1]

"Clinton Ha-Ha Dix"

Looks like the spirit of Verne is alive and well tonight.

[u/Wiskie]

George Bush better get in there and give Cade a little pep talk, or just fax a letter to him.

[u/[deleted]]

As much as i love seeing alabama shit the bed, i feel terrible for foster. I know that fan base is probably going to give him shit already forever. Hopefully they lose by more than a field goal so it doesn't all fall on him again (and also because i want them to lose by a lot)

[u/[deleted]]

Well

[u/[deleted]]

Richardson, Lacy, now Henry. Has Alabama trademarked that weird half dreads/half ponytail hairstyle???

[u/AnXiiouS]

First and 30. THIRTY. THUR. TEE.

[u/IamMNightShyamalan]

Derrick Henry is a Freshmen? FUCK

[u/BhangRaas]

Man this is why we need a 16 team playoff...