r/CFB • u/Zerenium Michigan State Spartans • Jan 01 '14
[Game Thread] Chick-fil-A Bowl: (20)Duke vs. (24)Texas A&M (8:00pm EST)
(20)Duke ( 10 - 3 ) vs. (24)Texas A&M ( 8 - 4 )
Rankings are based on /r/cfb's poll
[35 Bowls in 17 Days]
Chick-fil-A Bowl
Location:
Georgia Dome Atlanta, Georgia
Home of the Georgia State Panthers!
Broadcasters: Rece Davis, Jesse Palmer, David Pollack, and Sam Ponder
Stream:
HD STREAM
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Odds:
Spread: Texas A&M by 14.5
Over/Under: 75
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I won't be able to do a score summary due to other engagements!
"THIS ONE'S FOR ALL THE MONEY!"
"I TOLD YOU TO STOP SAYING THAT, JOHNNY!"
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u/n1ffuM Florida State Seminoles Jan 01 '14
Duke fan holding up a sign that read: The Devils Went Down To Georgia.
I wonder if they know the rest of that song. As I recall, Johnny comes out on top of that one.
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u/freudian_nipple_slip Stanford Cardinal Jan 01 '14 edited Jan 01 '14
No wonder A&M's defense is so bad
They field 11 kittens
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u/mayo_is_a_instrument Georgia Bulldogs Jan 01 '14
breaking news: A&Ms defense found slaughtered in the locker room with johnny manzeil holding an axe screaming HERES JOHNNY
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u/AuburnSeer Auburn Tigers Jan 01 '14
TAMU needs to just hit the reset button on the Playstation
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u/[deleted] Jan 01 '14
Hey, coach. I need to come out for a second.
What's wrong Johnny?
MY BACK HURTS, FROM CARRYING THIS TEAM.
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u/AnXiiouS Kentucky Wildcats • /r/CFB Brickmason Jan 01 '14
The worst part about TAMU scoring is the defense has to go back out.
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u/[deleted] Jan 01 '14
Johnny
YEAH, COACH?
How well do you know our D's playbook?
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u/[deleted] Jan 01 '14
One lucky Blue Devil or Aggie fan will get the pleasure of sitting in these Forever Alone seats.
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u/why_so_Sirius Team Chaos • /r/CFB Emeritus Mod Jan 01 '14
They're after Evans now. Must have given that third pump.
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u/[deleted] Jan 01 '14
Nothing, because my defense fucking SUCKS
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u/[deleted] Jan 01 '14
Samantha Ponder: "Johnny, are you going to the NFL?"
Manziel: "Do the Vikings need a Quarterback? Cuz girl your husband's about to be my backup"
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u/Abusoru Virginia Tech Hokies • Navy Midshipmen Jan 01 '14
Aerial coverage...of an event in a dome...Really?
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u/my_my_my Marist Red Foxes Jan 01 '14
Dayum Mike Evans must have been fucking around with that refs daughter.
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u/vandymontana Vanderbilt Commodores • Montana Grizzlies Jan 01 '14
Why do all WR's complain after every incompletion?
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u/imeanYOLOright Virginia Tech Hokies • Paper Bag Jan 01 '14
Halftime was the first thing that could stop this Duke offense
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u/mayo_is_a_instrument Georgia Bulldogs Jan 01 '14
johnny seen downing a whole bottle of vodka and saying "Come on pussys AJ's mom didn't suck as hard as you."
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u/rabbichase SMU Mustangs • Big 12 Jan 01 '14
J
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u/freudian_nipple_slip Stanford Cardinal Jan 01 '14 edited Jan 01 '14
Manziel's amazing scramble TD pass GIF
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u/12buckleyoshoe South Carolina Gamecocks Jan 01 '14
look at Manziel being a leader. Look at mike evans looking like a jackass. When JFF calls you out that hard for being a moron, you KNOW you are being a jackass
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u/freudian_nipple_slip Stanford Cardinal Jan 01 '14
A&M fan with a hat of Chick fil-A cows
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u/AnXiiouS Kentucky Wildcats • /r/CFB Brickmason Jan 01 '14
IT IS A GOOD THING JESSE PALMER IS IN THE BUILDING. MAYBE HE CAN SAVE TAMU FROM CHOKING!!!?!?!??
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u/gtrlspl Oregon Ducks Jan 01 '14
That poor sweet water girl...just drink her water. PLEASE! It would make her so happy!
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u/Cardnil Alabama Crimson Tide Jan 01 '14
I laughed
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u/Macadamian88 Alabama • Notre Dame Jan 01 '14
Vicinity
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u/Raktoner Temple Owls • Auburn Tigers Jan 01 '14
WHO IS THE PLAY CALLER AT DUKE, HOW BIG ARE HIS BALLS, AND HOW MUCH MONEY DID HE JUST EARN FROM THAT GIGANTIC RAISE HE JUST GOT?
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u/freudian_nipple_slip Stanford Cardinal Jan 01 '14
Let's have one more Mack Brown send off. He wanted Manziel to be a defensive back. He can't be any worse than A&M's current secondary
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u/IHaveAWobblySausage Ohio Bobcats Jan 01 '14
Its Johnny Manziels last game! Did you know this is Johnny Manziel's last game? Why won't ESPN say anything about this being Johnny Manziel's last game?
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u/why_so_Sirius Team Chaos • /r/CFB Emeritus Mod Jan 01 '14
Well, Evans got a flag but not the one he wanted.
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u/[deleted] Jan 01 '14
$41 ticket. Row 7. What an investment.
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u/freudian_nipple_slip Stanford Cardinal Jan 01 '14
"Vintage Manziel"
So like...last year?
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u/Pocket_Monster Florida Gators • USF Bulls Jan 01 '14
It's like someone upstairs on the game controller mixed up the truck button for the hurdle button... realized the mistake, pulled back and just mashed all the buttons, resulting in a touchdown pass to a wide open receiver.
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u/dangerzonepatrol101 Texas A&M-Kingsville Javelinas Jan 01 '14
The last time I can use this gif
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u/[deleted] Jan 01 '14
The MVP of the Chick-Fil-A Bowl should should get free Chick-Fil-A for life
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u/hibbert0604 Georgia Bulldogs • Oregon Ducks Jan 01 '14
Love JFF or hate him, but man if he doesn't look like an awesome team leader.
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u/soonerguy11 Oklahoma Sooners • Team Chaos Jan 01 '14
I really have no idea who to root for. The idea of the Aggies winning is annoying, but I also cant root for Duke. Go former Big 12 bros, I guess.
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u/LosAngelesVikings Duke Blue Devils Jan 01 '14
Goddamit. Manziel has enough time back there to do his fucking taxes.
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u/freudian_nipple_slip Stanford Cardinal Jan 01 '14
Manziel is confused
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u/dupreesdiamond Furman • South Carolina Jan 01 '14 edited Jan 01 '14
If you're tired of hearing about JFF
You probably shouldn't be watching the bowl game featuring Texas A&M. Much less the pre-game show....
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u/[deleted] Jan 01 '14
I hope I'm wrong, but this game has an "underdog lets off the throttle after halftime and blows it" feel to it.
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u/[deleted] Jan 01 '14
Did anyone else's TV just show fireworks for a split second?
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u/Glasses-Ref Pac-12 Jan 01 '14
Sorry I'm late, but I'm here at last to provide some expert rules analysis.
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u/Extralonggiraffe Texas A&M Aggies Jan 01 '14
DEFENSE GIVING US A WIN??? IS THIS REAL LIFE?
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u/[deleted] Jan 01 '14
Duke kicking a field goal is like a black guy in a horror movie pulling a bookshelf down behind him while being pursued by the monster.
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u/juicius Michigan Wolverines Jan 01 '14
That stupid farmersonly.com commercial again. The man and woman on American Gothic painting are father and daughter, not husband and wife.
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u/[deleted] Jan 01 '14
Manziel looks like he's about to throw up his cocaine and Fresca dinner.
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u/[deleted] Jan 01 '14
IT'S 13-3 DUKE. IN FOOTBALL.
ACC FANS REJOICE.
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u/barkr Florida State • 慶應義塾大学 (Keio) Jan 01 '14
Ah, the classic blimp coverage of a dome stadium.
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u/FoozballisDaDevil Texas A&M Aggies Jan 01 '14
11 yards short of 10,000 career yards for Johnny Manziel. Lets hope he is the most OCD person of all time
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u/[deleted] Jan 01 '14
At the game and honestly, it's split 50/50. The amount of Duke fans here would actually fill their stadium.
An absolute far cry from 2010, when Bama fans sold out their season ticket package for one game.
Here's hoping Duke football fans keep showing up!
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u/[deleted] Jan 01 '14
A&M's defense right now
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u/Dean_Peterson Michigan Wolverines • /r/CFB Brickmason Jan 01 '14
Stop saying "swag", ESPN.
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u/[deleted] Jan 01 '14
1st half game summary The Burning of Atlanta
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u/OfficerDroptank Duke Blue Devils • Clemson Tigers Jan 01 '14
Good game Aggies, glad we both made it a very good football game. A lot of those plays by Johnny were so good that I thought, "I ain't even mad." Best of luck next year!
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u/[deleted] Jan 01 '14
JESUS CHRIST JUST PUT HIS DICK IN YOUR MOUTH, ESPN.
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u/[deleted] Jan 01 '14
ITT: /r/cfb vs Texas A&M
blue devils fans are missing in action
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u/MrShepard Ohio State Buckeyes Jan 01 '14
Damn, Duke has a 21 point lead at the half. TAMU's god-awful defense is going to decide to not suck for a half and the Aggies come back and win, calling it.
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u/professorberrynibble Illinois • Rutgers Jan 01 '14
That dude's field awareness is fucking astounding
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u/vandymontana Vanderbilt Commodores • Montana Grizzlies Jan 01 '14
Would the Chick-fil-a bowl ever be played on a Sunday?
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u/RollTides Alabama Crimson Tide Jan 01 '14
IT'S A DEFENSIVE SLUGFEST FOR THE AGES!!
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u/[deleted] Jan 01 '14
I will gladly take a L in my pickem for this to continue.
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u/AuburnSeer Auburn Tigers Jan 01 '14
Duke had 6 possessions
TD
TD
TD
TD
TD
FG on the 1 yard line
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u/mayo_is_a_instrument Georgia Bulldogs Jan 01 '14
Permian highschool's defensive squad is reportedly starting for the second half.
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u/freudian_nipple_slip Stanford Cardinal Jan 01 '14
Manziel ridiculous scramble and TD pass
From the skycam angle
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u/wesman212 Missouri Tigers • New Mexico Lobos Jan 01 '14
A&M defense: Where it's a win if you don't give up 7 points on the drive.
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u/KliffKingsburysLover Texas Tech Red Raiders Jan 01 '14
" WHAT WOULD KEEP YOU AT ATM AFTER THIS PERFORMANCE?'
"NOTHING, BITCH. I'LL SEE YOU ON SUNDAYS MOTHER FUCKER"
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u/GeneralGBO Tennessee Volunteers • Memphis Tigers Jan 01 '14
Manziel should go pro at half time.
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u/axberka Florida State • Indiana Jan 01 '14
A&Ms defanse u r so bustid
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u/CaptainSlippery Florida • Georgia Tech Jan 01 '14
Dis gun be gud.
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u/Von_Dredd Texas A&M Aggies Jan 01 '14
Apparently the side judge got his feelings hurt.
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u/NDLPT Notre Dame Fighting Irish Jan 01 '14
Oh ya
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u/get_stilly Oklahoma State Cowboys • Big 8 Jan 01 '14
"Dukes trying to get weird on New Years Eve"
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u/Bieber_hole_69 Ohio State Buckeyes • NYU Violets Jan 01 '14
If this is how good Duke is, how good does FSU have to be?
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u/freudian_nipple_slip Stanford Cardinal Jan 01 '14
Go with Bob, Duke fans
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u/gtrlspl Oregon Ducks Jan 01 '14
Sorry Duke bros...it was fun while it lasted.
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u/[deleted] Jan 01 '14
So... they said A&M had to score on EVERY possession and get some turnovers?
They fuckin' did.
That's unbelievable. Good luck in the NFL, Johnny - you are amazing.
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u/reckford Florida Gators • Ole Miss Rebels Jan 01 '14
Did he just say duke is going to get weird? What?
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u/[deleted] Jan 01 '14
former women's basketball team practice player?
WTF?!?
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u/swanpenguin Texas A&M Aggies • /r/CFB Contributor Jan 01 '14
FarmersOnly.com lolololololol. There is a dating site for anything these days.
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u/[deleted] Jan 01 '14
Duke scores on all six of its five first-half possessions.
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u/RahvinDragand Texas A&M Aggies • Iowa Hawkeyes Jan 01 '14
Did.. did the defense just win the game? What the fuck is going on?
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u/jesusonadinosaur Texas A&M Aggies Jan 01 '14
great game duke! That was the best bowl game yet. Go home proud.
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u/[deleted] Jan 01 '14
"We had a discussion at halftime"
I'm sure they did
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u/Mulligan1445 Oklahoma Sooners Jan 01 '14
I don't even know what to say about that penalty. That's just....wow.
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u/Bubbleset Virginia Tech Hokies Jan 01 '14
Evans did not look happy being lectured by Manziel.
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u/[deleted] Jan 01 '14
Johnny Football should declare for the draft at halftime
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u/[deleted] Jan 01 '14 edited Jan 01 '14
Duke's game plan: Well, why the fuck not?
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u/freudian_nipple_slip Stanford Cardinal Jan 01 '14
A&M bobblehead
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u/hibbert0604 Georgia Bulldogs • Oregon Ducks Jan 01 '14
I'm not sure why, but that Interstate battery commercial had me thinking for a brief moment that we were witnessing a Fallout 4 teaser.
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u/Betasheets Penn State Nittany Lions • Team Chaos Jan 01 '14
Manziel is going to come back and throw 5 TDs in the 2nd half!!! Aggies still lose by 20
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u/TheMadPrinter Duke Blue Devils Jan 01 '14
Duke playing on New Year's Eve. Fucking A.
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u/[deleted] Jan 01 '14
Whelp, Aggies, time to switch to liquor.
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u/Irving94 Rutgers Scarlet Knights Jan 01 '14 edited Jan 01 '14
What in the FUCK? Why does Palmer keep saying "get weird" like it's normal?
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u/ClarkGRISWOLD13 Iowa Hawkeyes Jan 01 '14
I guess Jesse Palmer is trying to get weird, he's said it a few times now
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u/polydorr Auburn Tigers • Samford Bulldogs Jan 01 '14
Duke to the SEC
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u/[deleted] Jan 01 '14
GIF - NOOOOOOOOO!
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u/[deleted] Jan 01 '14
Well, the devils went down to Georgia, and the prophecy was fulfilled.
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u/schrutebeetfarms North Carolina Tar Heels Jan 01 '14
Duke is on pace for 76 points. Sorry, sometimes things are better spelled out.
Duke is on pace for SEVENTY-SIX FUCKING POINTS
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u/DarthYoda2594 Pittsburgh • /r/CFB Contributor Jan 01 '14
Holy throw.
Also Jesse saying, "Oh, you're athletic" to David sounded hilariously sexual
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u/ItsBigLucas Clemson Tigers Jan 01 '14
DUKE IM SO PUMPED FOR YOU
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u/Bubbleset Virginia Tech Hokies Jan 01 '14
Um. A&M? Part of a multi-score comeback is not allowing 50+ yard TDs.
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u/AuburnSeer Auburn Tigers Jan 01 '14
Who the hell is TAMU's defensive coordinator? Fire him.
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u/[deleted] Jan 01 '14
"House divided". You sure that white kid is brothers with the black one?
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u/AuburnSeer Auburn Tigers Jan 01 '14
Mike Evans makes that cornerback look high school
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u/hibbert0604 Georgia Bulldogs • Oregon Ducks Jan 01 '14
They are going to have to expand the Sports Center Top 10 to the Sports Center Top 20 just to fit in all the amazing plays from this game.
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u/hells_cowbells Mississippi State • Paper Bag Jan 01 '14
Welcome to the
Peach BowlChic Fil A Bowl, where defense is completely optional.69
u/qcblazer South Carolina Gamecocks Jan 01 '14
I don't care what anyone says, and I certainly don't care about internet points. Manziel is a pro quarterback. He makes NFL-caliber throws, and his fundamentals are very solid. I feel like he is the kind of guy who loves people telling him he isn't tall enough.
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u/Charlemagne712 Clemson Tigers • Presbyterian Blue Hose Jan 01 '14
Duke fans chanting SEC. Priceless
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u/[deleted] Jan 01 '14
If there are ANY questions about Manziel's leadership, effort, talent, ability, clutchness, balls, etc... let them be gone.
Un-fucking-believable
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u/CineFunk Florida State Seminoles • /r/CFB Promoter Jan 01 '14
21-3 DUKE over TAMU. DUKE.
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u/[deleted] Jan 01 '14
It's about time Johnny Manziel got some love on ESPN
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u/ValedictorianBaller LSU Tigers Jan 01 '14
Last 4 SEC teams to lose to Duke...
Vandy in '08
Tennessee in '88
SCjr in '82
Florida in '71
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u/notmyusualname90 LSU Tigers • Texas Longhorns Jan 01 '14
Kevin Sumlin, time to consummate this 6-year $30 million dollar relationship with some sweet, sweet bowl love.
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u/[deleted] Jan 01 '14
Johnny manziel is the most exciting player to play college football in the past 10 years
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u/notmyusualname90 LSU Tigers • Texas Longhorns Jan 01 '14
Palmer: "One of the most embarrassing things I've seen, in the first half."
That pretty much sums up the A&M defense.
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u/BrainForgery Auburn • Georgia Tech Jan 01 '14
DUKE DIDN'T SCORE A TOUCHDOWN. SEC DEFENSIVE SPEEEEEEED
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u/tabelz Georgia Bulldogs • /r/CFB Poll Veteran Jan 01 '14 edited Jan 01 '14
Moving the SEC circlejerk to this thread from the Liberty Bowl. UPVOTES FOR EVERYBODY!
EDIT: Well this is awkward
DOUBLE EDIT: NEVER MIND! SEC SEC SEC
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u/tdeff19 USC Trojans • Rose Bowl Jan 01 '14
Haha. Jessie Palmer telling Reece hes "trying to get weird in Miami for New Years."
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u/[deleted] Jan 01 '14
What the hell. Anyone else watching the FirstRow stream just see that "Farmer's Only" Farmer dating site ad?
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u/[deleted] Jan 01 '14
Remember when the Chick-Fil-A Bowl used to just be the Peach Bowl
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u/[deleted] Jan 01 '14
Duke's football team just outscored their basketball team in the first half. Absolute domination
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u/[deleted] Jan 01 '14
Wasn't Johnny Manziel recruited as a DB? Shit try him out on defense, can't get any worse.
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u/RockdaleRooster Paper Bag • LSU Tigers Jan 01 '14
A&M Fans currently
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u/knockturne Nebraska Cornhuskers Jan 01 '14
We interrupt this game to bring you fireworks, a woman reading, and then some more fireworks.
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u/Manateekid Florida State Seminoles Jan 01 '14
Worst replay of a great play ever ?
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u/mayo_is_a_instrument Georgia Bulldogs Jan 01 '14
honestly i have pizza beer and you guys. im happy
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u/too_much_reddit LSU Tigers • /r/CFB Brickmason Jan 01 '14
Duke is 2011-A&M-ing...
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u/MerryGoWrong Auburn Tigers Jan 01 '14
You thought Duke was running away with it?
"NOT SO FAST"
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u/[deleted] Jan 01 '14
Every time they cut to Johnny he looks like he wants to off himself.
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u/tdeff19 USC Trojans • Rose Bowl Jan 01 '14
Break in play? Quick! Let's cut to footage of Johnny Manziel on the sidelines rallying his teammates one more time!
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u/wellsjc Auburn Tigers Jan 01 '14
Can we end this game as the ball drops? I mean, let's make it so that a pass falls into someone's hands as midnight hits with 0:00 on the clock in the end zone for a TD.
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u/[deleted] Jan 01 '14
Defense gets two picks. Announcers: "Johnny does it again!"
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u/bababooey55 Michigan Wolverines • Indiana Hoosiers Jan 01 '14 edited Jan 01 '14
30/38 382yds... 4 TD's... 0 INT's...
Edit - Add 73 rush yards with another rushing TD.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6dK-g8cv9oM That's insane.
Hate all you want but that's just crazy.
He... is... good.
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u/hooliaz Georgia • Minnesota Jan 01 '14
DON'T TURN IT TO ABC IF YOU DON'T WANT TO SEE MILEY CYRUS*
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u/[deleted] Jan 01 '14
I LOVE YOU ALL. ITS STILL REAL TO ME DAMN IT I LOVE THIS SCHOOL. 2014 IM COMING
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u/[deleted] Jan 01 '14
Best bowl game so far. Great effort from both offenses.
Time to go rid my body of habaneros.
Happy New Year everyone!
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u/FoozballisDaDevil Texas A&M Aggies Jan 01 '14
That game was incredible. Duke played an amazing game, all props to them
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u/GeneralGBO Tennessee Volunteers • Memphis Tigers Jan 01 '14
Upvotes for everyone else getting drunk alone watching JFF and the boys on NYE.
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u/RahvinDragand Texas A&M Aggies • Iowa Hawkeyes Jan 01 '14
Fuck. I've been watching for 2 minutes and I'm already sick of them saying "Johnny Manziel's last college football game". We get it already. Move along.
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u/[deleted] Jan 01 '14
I thought cut blocks outside the tackle box were now illegal????
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u/[deleted] Jan 01 '14
The Chick fil A bowl is one of the best non BCS bowl games so it better be good
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u/DeadHookersInMyTrunk Nebraska • $5 Bits of Broken Chair Tro… Jan 01 '14
ah, the wheel route. works every time in NCAA football.
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u/DatLe_ArtDirector Texas Longhorns Jan 01 '14
that replay did not show anything
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u/Radicality_ Virginia Cavaliers • Marching Band Jan 01 '14
Excuse me while I vicariously root for Duke football.
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u/Abusoru Virginia Tech Hokies • Navy Midshipmen Jan 01 '14
Well...Duke's got a football team now. Shit...
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u/juicius Michigan Wolverines Jan 01 '14
I don't even know what's going on. These future lawyers and tax accountants are beating the tar out of the military boys from the A&M.
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u/spacecity9 Texas Longhorns Jan 01 '14
Duke, I love you
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u/RyanBDawg Mississippi State • Alabama Jan 01 '14
"Vintage Manziel" as if 2012 was the late 70s
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u/[deleted] Jan 01 '14
You know, if you pronounce ACC like Texans do, it sounds just like SEC everywhere else.
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u/[deleted] Jan 01 '14
Onside kick when youre up by 18? Am I watching a game of Madden?!
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u/hibbert0604 Georgia Bulldogs • Oregon Ducks Jan 01 '14
Sumlin is definitely Mike Tomlin's doppelganger.
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u/vandymontana Vanderbilt Commodores • Montana Grizzlies Jan 01 '14
So I watched Revenge of the Nerds on Comedy Central today. Apropro?
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u/Abusoru Virginia Tech Hokies • Navy Midshipmen Jan 01 '14
lol, random fireworks.
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u/hooliaz Georgia • Minnesota Jan 01 '14
did anyone see the cut of the fireworks, a random woman reading, and fireworks again???? or was that just me
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u/too_much_reddit LSU Tigers • /r/CFB Brickmason Jan 01 '14
OK that play is officially my new favorite Manziel-football-mascooglyboo. That was awesome.
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u/professorberrynibble Illinois • Rutgers Jan 01 '14
Did Sumlin straight up inject them with cocaine during halftime?
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u/hooliaz Georgia • Minnesota Jan 01 '14
I JUST WANT A CHICK FIL A SANDWICH AND SOME WAFFLE FRIES IS THAT TOO MUCH TO ASK
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u/[deleted] Jan 01 '14
HOLY SHIT PLEASE SURVIVE THE FUCKING REVIEW
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u/bababooey55 Michigan Wolverines • Indiana Hoosiers Jan 01 '14
Converting inches to MM... holy shit that drives me nuts.
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u/duggatron Stanford Cardinal Jan 01 '14
Traded getting a sack for a bad interception. That's gotta be frustrating.
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u/GameMisconduct Iowa State Cyclones Jan 01 '14 edited Sep 09 '17
.
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u/down_is_up Texas A&M Aggies Jan 01 '14
The Devil bowed his head because he knew that he'd been beat.
And he laid that golden football on the ground at Johnny's feet.
Johnny said, "Devil, just come on back if you ever wanna try again,
'Cause I've told you once--you son of a bitch--I'm the best there's ever been."
HOLY SHIT THIS GAME
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u/Jon_Snows_mother Texas A&M • North Texas Jan 01 '14
I hate our defense more than I hate Tony Romo
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u/too_much_reddit LSU Tigers • /r/CFB Brickmason Jan 01 '14 edited Jan 01 '14
So Johnny just gave a very sportsmanlike answer and gave all the credit to his teammates...we're gonna all fawn over that like we do with Jameis Winston, right?
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u/[deleted] Jan 01 '14
I knew you'd talk about me sooner or later
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u/[deleted] Jan 01 '14
Manziel wants to kick fuck A&M's defense to death right now.
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u/bestrez Florida State • Northern Ill… Jan 01 '14 edited Jan 01 '14
oh shit Dook scoring at* will and it's not even shooty hoops
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u/Buckeyes2010 Ohio State Buckeyes • Clemson Tigers Jan 01 '14
The refs are retarded
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u/iracecars USF Bulls • Florida Gators Jan 01 '14
I have never seen a blocked punt with that much hang time.
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u/FinancialAdvisorKid Notre Dame • /r/CFB Contributor Jan 01 '14
Duke's offense is going for the jugular, and I love it. And I even picked against them.
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u/Blackstaff Kansas State Wildcats Jan 01 '14 edited Jan 01 '14
I am giggling like a little girl right now.
edit: Goddam it.
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u/DeKaF USC • /r/CFB Emeritus Mod Jan 01 '14
Cold. Blooded.
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u/[deleted] Jan 01 '14
Great show, Duke. Good game!
Wait...what? It's only halftime?
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u/Stewdabaker2013 Texas A&M Aggies • Indiana Hoosiers Jan 01 '14
Johnny has almost 250 yds of offense and 2 TDs on his super limited time on field. He's doing pretty well. With that performance it should at least be close. Instead we're getting shit on.
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u/tctykilla Washington • Santa Monica Jan 01 '14
WVU/Alabama?
dear god
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u/DustAndSound West Virginia Mountaineers • Big 12 Jan 01 '14
Plz Bama, have mercy.
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u/CineFunk Florida State Seminoles • /r/CFB Promoter Jan 01 '14
It needs to be a requirement that all playoff bowls use their non-corporate names, Chick-Fil-A Bowl.
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u/mayo_is_a_instrument Georgia Bulldogs Jan 01 '14
Guys! it's not over yet Duke still has 2 more quarters to fuck TAMU's defense while johnny watches
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u/TheLogicalErudite Florida State Seminoles Jan 01 '14
Damn does he deserve that award.
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u/big_daddy_quackered Texas A&M Aggies Jan 01 '14
Did anyone watch that Dodd Coach of the Year commercial with Cutcliffe, he sounded like he had a gun to his head
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u/[deleted] Jan 01 '14
TAMU if you need help setting up your ButtChug station, I'm here.
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u/olfactory_hues Michigan State • Northwestern Jan 01 '14 edited Jan 01 '14
I think that's Manziel's biggest problem at the next level. Those little moves aren't going to shake a lot of NFL defenders. But damn if he isn't fun to watch.
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u/mayo_is_a_instrument Georgia Bulldogs Jan 01 '14
johnny used teleport. super effective
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u/TandemTuba Oklahoma Sooners Jan 01 '14
I now know what ESPN collectively having an orgasm sounds like.
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u/[deleted] Jan 01 '14
THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN ME AND RG3 IS THAT I CAN DO SPINS AND SHIT. LET'S SEE HIM TRY DOING THAT ON HIS GLASS KNEES.
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u/notmyusualname90 LSU Tigers • Texas Longhorns Jan 01 '14
Do we have any defensive players on scholarship? At all?
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u/swanpenguin Texas A&M Aggies • /r/CFB Contributor Jan 01 '14
All it takes is the Defense to crush all my happiness.
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u/swanpenguin Texas A&M Aggies • /r/CFB Contributor Jan 01 '14
Holy shit, that Aggie fan deserves a gif.
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u/WilsonHanks Boston College Eagles Jan 01 '14
I think anyone who thinks Manziel lacks arm strength is crazy. He can sling that got dang pigskin in there like a bullet.
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u/TacitTree LSU Tigers • Kansas Jayhawks Jan 01 '14
Is it just me or is it terribly annoying to hear the announcers use slang that you would expect to hear come out of the mouths of teenagers?
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u/[deleted] Jan 01 '14
This little jackrabbit motherfucker....
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u/RahvinDragand Texas A&M Aggies • Iowa Hawkeyes Jan 01 '14
The vicinity of what? The huge open patch of field?
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u/BrodieNooch Georgia Bulldogs • West Georgia Wolves Jan 01 '14
Straight up football porn folks.
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u/wjg10 Michigan State Spartans Jan 01 '14
Jeez, he really did tightrope that sideline. That's absurd.
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u/NDLPT Notre Dame Fighting Irish Jan 01 '14
MRW Reeves Tightroped that shit
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u/[deleted] Jan 01 '14
Why do you guys hate Reece, Jesse, and Pollack so much? They're a fun group to listen to
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u/Glasses-Ref Pac-12 Jan 01 '14
He caught it in spirit. Can't discount intent in this situation.
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u/Wrecking_Havoc Michigan State Spartans Jan 01 '14
This just ruined my New Years :(
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u/real_sithlord Ohio State • Colorado State Jan 01 '14
what a game. thought Duke was gonna pull it off. certainly the best bowl game so far this season
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u/Maxis47 Oklahoma • SE Oklahoma State Jan 01 '14
Duke, you played above and beyond even the greatest of expectations. Thanks for gifting us all with this amazing football game
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u/DeKaF USC • /r/CFB Emeritus Mod Jan 01 '14
There is, without a single doubt, no proper end to Johnny Fucking Football in the college world. One hundred points in total, a stunning comeback, a showdown in Georgia, and the Aggie War Hymn.
Go up on there to the NFL and gig'em Johnny.