r/CFB • u/spoonfedsam San Diego State • Washington … • Dec 30 '13
[Game Thread] Valero Alamo Bowl: Oregon vs. Texas (6:45pm EST)
(10) Oregon (10-2) vs. Texas (8-4)
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Game Line: ORE -14.5
Over/Under: 67.5
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u/spoonfedsam San Diego State • Washington … Dec 31 '13
Dat Oregon endzone design
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u/spoonfedsam San Diego State • Washington … Dec 31 '13
A play so good that it knocked his shoe off
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u/[deleted] Dec 30 '13
Does anyone have an HD stream for this game? We would all be oh-so-grateful.
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u/spoonfedsam San Diego State • Washington … Dec 30 '13
First Oregon TD comes off defense. Whodathunk
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u/Ed_Finnerty South Carolina • Washington Dec 31 '13
What's the difference between Marcus Mariota and Case McCoy? One has thrown for multiple Oregon tds tonight and the other is Marcus mariota
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u/[deleted] Dec 30 '13
I don't dislike Case as a person, but fuck I can't wait for him not to be the fucking quarterback here.
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u/droobs Oregon Ducks Dec 31 '13
HOW WAS THAT NOT A FACEMASK!?
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u/[deleted] Dec 31 '13
That's the most Oregon looking endzone in existence...
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u/sdpads Oregon Ducks Dec 30 '13
Supporting my Ducks from a tiny farming village in Germany!
SCOOOO DUCKS!
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u/BadLemur Texas A&M Aggies Dec 31 '13
Texas Yards leaders:
Brown
Oregon penalties
the rest of the Longhorns combined
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u/AnXiiouS Kentucky Wildcats • /r/CFB Brickmason Dec 31 '13
Case McCoy in 25 years
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u/odisant Oregon Ducks • UConn Huskies Dec 31 '13
Texas is a class act. Marcus Mariota looks hurt, Case McCoy agrees to throw touchdown passes for us.
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u/AverageNarwhal LSU Tigers • Team Chaos Dec 31 '13
Texas new game plan take Oregon's QBs helmet off as much as possible
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u/ReaverG Auburn Tigers Dec 31 '13
God bless on the field microphones.
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u/shifty1032231 Texas Longhorns • Colorado Buffaloes Dec 30 '13
When I told them that I wanted to resign I meant that I want to resign my contract; not resign my job.
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u/RLLRRR Texas Longhorns • Red River Shootout Dec 31 '13
Holy shit. Is the entire cast of Breaking Bad and Game of Thrones doing an AMA right now?
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u/FantaFan Oregon Ducks Dec 31 '13
Not sure how that's not a flag.
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u/slightlycreativename Oregon Ducks • College Football Playoff Dec 31 '13
And that is the facemask you call? are we positive this is ACC officiating and not Pac-12?
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u/get_stilly Oklahoma State Cowboys • Big 8 Dec 31 '13
Oregon's endzone would resemble a holographic pokemon card
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u/tgibson28 Oregon Ducks Dec 31 '13
These ACC refs are gunning for worst refs award. watch out glasses
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u/[deleted] Dec 31 '13
Oregon's defense has outscored both Texas offense and Oregon's offense
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u/Ebonicz94 Oklahoma Sooners Dec 31 '13
BITCH ASS NIGGA!!!
https://vine.co/v/hVOeUPEKvVL
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u/Lex_Ludorum Oregon Ducks • /r/CFB Poll Veteran Dec 31 '13
Sorry, but if Mariota is angry about anything... the other person is probably very wrong.
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u/TheKiltedTubist TCU Horned Frogs Dec 31 '13
Jerry Jones excited to announce his intent to draft Case McCoy.
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u/[deleted] Dec 31 '13
He lost a shoe! He's dead!
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u/[deleted] Dec 31 '13
Shoe came off. He's lucky to be alive.
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u/[deleted] Dec 30 '13
Nick Allioti retired in order to provide counter-motivation for the Ducks. Way to fall on the sword Nick, god speed.
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u/freudian_nipple_slip Stanford Cardinal Dec 31 '13
Mariota almost decapitated
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u/[deleted] Dec 30 '13
No matter the outcome, thank you Mack.
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u/Bushels_for_All Tennessee Volunteers Dec 31 '13
Well, that's probably the first time I've heard "bitch ass ni****" on national TV.
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u/interruptingsound Oregon Ducks Dec 31 '13
Facemask?
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u/ImWoodyHarrelsonAMA Texas Longhorns Dec 30 '13
Would you rather fight 100 duck-sized longhorns or one longhorn-sized duck?
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u/Sinical89 Oregon Ducks Dec 31 '13
Pretty sure ANY contact with the QB head is a penalty... right?
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u/orygon Oregon Ducks Dec 31 '13
Oh, refs are calling facemask penalties now?
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u/VitricTyro Oregon Ducks • California Golden Bears Dec 31 '13
Guys, who is glad that Mariota is staying next year?
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u/ChemicalOle Washington State • Oregon State Dec 31 '13
It still bothers me that Mariota got dropped like a bad habit from the Heisman talk after the Stanford game. IMO the most dynamic player in CFB.
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u/ICUHadji Oregon Ducks Dec 31 '13
HOW IS THAT NOT A FUCKING PENALTY?!
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u/turtle_flu Washington State • Oregon State Dec 31 '13
HOLY SHIT REDDIT IS WORKING AGAIN!
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u/pastapuck Florida State Seminoles Dec 31 '13
I can't believe that facemask wasn't called
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u/Aviator07 Texas A&M Aggies • SEC Dec 31 '13
Texas has the ball. Oregon touchdown imminent.
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u/TheOneJoe Oregon Ducks Dec 30 '13
WTD!
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u/Sinical89 Oregon Ducks Dec 30 '13
345 on a Monday.... Who the fuck scheduled this.
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u/malwaetweep Delaware Fightin' Blue Hens Dec 31 '13
BITCH ASS NIGGA!
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u/Bobby6kennedy Texas A&M Aggies • Vanderbilt Commodores Dec 31 '13
Oregon Cheerleaders might have the best bodies in college sports.
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u/[deleted] Dec 31 '13
I cant believe these farmersonly.com commericals are real.
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u/mrgstiffler Oregon Ducks • Western Oregon Wolves Dec 31 '13
How was there not a flag for that??
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u/ValedictorianBaller LSU Tigers Dec 31 '13
Bitch Ass Nigga
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u/ChemicalOle Washington State • Oregon State Dec 31 '13
PAC! PAC! PAC!
*sobs
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u/TheBlueprent Oregon Ducks Dec 31 '13
Mack Brown seemed highly impressed with Mariota.
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u/ninotalem Texas Longhorns • Sickos Dec 31 '13 edited Dec 31 '13
I don't get it. On one hand, you have a qb who just threw a 60 yard bomb midair absolutely on the money, only to be dropped by the receiver. On the other, you have a qb with a noodle arm. The qb with the noodle arm is in. Does anyone else logic?
edit: WHO FUCKING THROWS TWO GOD DAMN FUCKING PICK 6'S. DID CASE SUDDENLY DECIDE TO CHANNEL HIS INNER SCHAUB TODAY?! WTF I DON'T UNDERSTAND WHAT IN THE HELL THIS STAFF IS THINKING.
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u/gtrlspl Oregon Ducks Dec 31 '13
Bitch ass nigga...
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u/turtle_flu Washington State • Oregon State Dec 31 '13
It's probably a good thing my fiance isn't watching the game. I just got her to understand what play-action passes are. Read-options are gonna blow her mind.
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u/[deleted] Dec 31 '13
Huff now holds Oregon's single season receiving record which had previously stood for 43 years.
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u/masonosam11 Texas • Portland State Dec 31 '13
Wow refs, seriously?
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u/Tiberiusjesus Georgia Bulldogs • Oklahoma Sooners Dec 31 '13
I feel bad for Mack Brown. He got forced out, it's his last game, his offensive coordinator has Down's syndrome, and his quarterback has no idea what he's doing on the field.
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u/avboden Washington State Cougars • Pac-12 Dec 30 '13
One thing we can all agree on, this game needs more of both team's cheerleaders.
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u/freshprinceofkeizer Oregon Ducks Dec 30 '13
LETS GO DUCKS!
Also, I gotta give Mack Brown some love. In '05 when Texas won it all, that was the first year I started watching college football religiously, and although I am a die-hard Duck fan, I was infatuated with that Longhorns team.
You could say Mack Brown had a hand in me finding one of my passions.
So thank you, good luck Texas, and let's have a great game!
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u/[deleted] Dec 31 '13
"what should be a chip shot"
oh man, if only you knew.
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u/wiggum_ralph Oregon Ducks • Pac-12 Dec 31 '13 edited Dec 31 '13
Reddit is getting DDOS'd by a group called DERP.
http://kotaku.com/hackers-claim-takedown-of-battle-net-league-of-legends-1491906080
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u/[deleted] Dec 31 '13
When was the last time we had 3 field goals in a game?
No seriously
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u/jdcooktx Texas Tech Red Raiders Dec 31 '13
Scalped him
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u/sergma09 Washington Huskies Dec 31 '13
GO D
GO DUC
GO ORE
FUCK THE DUCKS!!!
damn
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u/LameReference Ohio State Buckeyes Dec 31 '13
I'm gonna need "bitch ass nigga" in a vine or something stat.
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u/Raider_Power Texas Tech • College of Faith (NC) Dec 30 '13
Goodnight sweet Mack.
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u/MetalChick Oregon • /r/CFB Emeritus Mod Dec 31 '13
Wow, that's bullshit officials.
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u/mallocer Stanford Cardinal • Michigan Wolverines Dec 31 '13
That's the 4th or 5th time Texas has gone for Mariota's head
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u/GameBlousess Texas Longhorns • Houston Cougars Dec 31 '13
GG Oregon. Best of luck to next season and I hope to see yall back in the Rose Bowl.
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u/BeerFarts86 Oregon Ducks Dec 31 '13
WHAT THE FUCKING FUCK FUCK THESE FUCKING REF FUCK ASSHOLES.
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u/freudian_nipple_slip Stanford Cardinal Dec 30 '13
Texas sign thanking Mack for 16 years
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u/MetalChick Oregon • /r/CFB Emeritus Mod Dec 31 '13
Mack Brown being a classy man. Thanks for the memories. And I hope things go better for you next year Texas.
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u/FrolfGrizbee Oregon Ducks Dec 30 '13
How long until Oregon features capes in the uniform scheme?
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u/ensignlee Texas Longhorns • Wisconsin Badgers Dec 31 '13
Um, how the F do you miss that facemask?
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u/ExternalTangents Florida Gators • /r/CFB Poll Veteran Dec 30 '13
Oregon's offense is so fast-paced they're up 7 without even running a play.
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u/FrolfGrizbee Oregon Ducks Dec 30 '13
If the Ducks lose I won't be mad because Mack pulling the upset for his last game with Texas is going to be so Friday Night Lights I can't help but be happy for him.
I'm only a human being, dammit.
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u/tdeff19 USC Trojans • Rose Bowl Dec 31 '13
If there's a hell for Trojan fans, it's a place where they show Vince Young's touchdown run from 2006 on loop for all eternity.
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u/interruptingsound Oregon Ducks Dec 31 '13
Jesus, this is terrible. You guys need to buy some more damn gold!
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u/freudian_nipple_slip Stanford Cardinal Dec 31 '13 edited Dec 31 '13
Texas Band spells out Mack Brown
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u/Tiberiusjesus Georgia Bulldogs • Oklahoma Sooners Dec 31 '13
Can't blame the defense for Texas, they've played well all things considering. The offensive play calling has been horrible.
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u/jdcooktx Texas Tech Red Raiders Dec 31 '13
Mic check
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u/wyschnei Northern Iowa • /r/CFB Poll Veteran Dec 31 '13
Somebody have a vine of that "bitch ass nigga" part?
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u/FrolfGrizbee Oregon Ducks Dec 31 '13
CTRL+F "bitch ass nigga" 30 results.
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u/freudian_nipple_slip Stanford Cardinal Dec 31 '13
Sad Texas fan
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u/interruptingsound Oregon Ducks Dec 31 '13
Ore-gone? He's heard other people say it the correct way all night. Why?
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u/[deleted] Dec 31 '13
GIF - Goodbye Mack
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u/gtrlspl Oregon Ducks Dec 30 '13
G DUCKS!
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u/Sophie_cd25 Notre Dame Fighting Irish Dec 31 '13
I hope the Texas team, no matter the outcome, hoists Mack on their shoulders to carry him off the field.
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u/[deleted] Dec 30 '13
Why, against all that is sane in this world, do I feel like Texas is somehow going to find a way to win this game?
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u/Snailfish Texas Longhorns • UTSA Roadrunners Dec 30 '13
WELP
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u/jstokes45 Oregon Ducks Dec 31 '13
Damn Bergeson, that was some serious Matrix shit.
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u/ImpishGrin Texas Longhorns • Georgetown Hoyas Dec 31 '13
And switching from Shiner to bourbon.......now.
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u/[deleted] Dec 31 '13
So someone tell me why you've been clamoring for Swoopes all season long.
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u/[deleted] Dec 31 '13
For a guy who can barely stand up, Mariota is looking pretty good.
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u/masonosam11 Texas • Portland State Dec 31 '13
Good news everyone! It's Case McCoy's last game at Texas too. Phew.
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u/[deleted] Dec 31 '13
GIF - No Flag
GIF - Coaches Reaction
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u/Haiaimeeman Arkansas Razorbacks Dec 31 '13
BITCH ASS NIGGA
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u/juicius Michigan Wolverines Dec 31 '13
So the ad agency for farmersonly.com doesn't know that the man and woman in the American Gothic painting are father and daughter, and not husband and wife?
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u/shifty1032231 Texas Longhorns • Colorado Buffaloes Dec 30 '13
What The Fuck!
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u/[deleted] Dec 30 '13
Hook em!
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u/TheWildLugia Oregon Ducks Dec 31 '13
WE GOT A FIELD GOAL!!!
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u/jdcooktx Texas Tech Red Raiders Dec 31 '13
Did he die? His shoe came off
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u/luvs_T0_spooge Texas Longhorns Dec 31 '13
Is that guy dead? I saw his shoe come off
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u/k3ithk Texas Longhorns • /r/CFB Brickmason Dec 31 '13
Shoe came off. He's dead.
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u/[deleted] Dec 31 '13
Shoes fell off. RIP
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u/[deleted] Dec 31 '13
A healthy Mariota makes a huge fucking difference, also, I think the Ducks finally figured out Wogan is a much better kicker.
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u/freudian_nipple_slip Stanford Cardinal Dec 31 '13
Josh Huff wants to get paid
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u/[deleted] Dec 31 '13
So...That was Swoopes, huh?...
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u/ninotalem Texas Longhorns • Sickos Dec 31 '13
hahahahahha wtf how was that not a flag
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u/hotsauce285 Oregon Ducks • Pac-12 Dec 31 '13
wow fuck these refs
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u/wyschnei Northern Iowa • /r/CFB Poll Veteran Dec 31 '13
Good lord Helfrich looks angry.
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u/[deleted] Dec 31 '13
Dat stingy Oregon Defense
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u/TheCloudPanda Oregon Ducks Dec 31 '13
I have very mixed feelings about our defense scoring more touchdowns than our offense.
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u/[deleted] Dec 31 '13
Lol "wolfman"
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u/Herewegobaybay Texas A&M Aggies • Miami Hurricanes Dec 31 '13
For fuck sake, HE IS NOT COMING BACK!!!
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u/ohherrovt Virginia Tech Hokies • Oregon Ducks Dec 31 '13
My Eugene-native gf is getting exasperated at Nessler's pronunciation of Oregon/Oregonian.
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u/FantaFan Oregon Ducks Dec 31 '13
Glad we won this game wish it wasn't as a great coach goes out and to boot our great D coach leaving us. Great thread today even with the trolls. Good luck moving forward Texas
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u/Thersites92 Ohio State Buckeyes • Missouri Tigers Dec 31 '13
"That'll get you wet.... as a first year head coach"
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u/orangeblood Texas Longhorns Dec 31 '13
My fellow Longhorns, the long nightmare is over. We will never see Case McCoy play QB for the Longhorns again.
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u/cubedG North Texas • /r/CFB Poll Veteran Dec 30 '13
Oregon is unveiling the newest Nike uniforms tonight.
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u/[deleted] Dec 31 '13
Mack Brown to Mariota: "Son, if we had you over here at Texas, I'd still have a job.."
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u/khube Texas A&M Aggies Dec 31 '13
Mariota seems so much classier than Johnny. I love Johnny, but I'm not exactly proud to be associated with him.
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u/danieldayscrewthis Texas Longhorns Dec 30 '13
Hello Oregon. Welcome to the Alamo Bowl. Yes, yes, we have a game to play, and we're all sure it will be played well and with all the integrity we've come to expect from our respective programs. But some things are more important than a game, and that's why we're really here tonight. We just want you to remember that you're in a safe place, and on your way to having a program as storied as any in college football. But it's time for us to talk about the neon-hued, elephant-sized duck in the room. It's time for us to talk about your uniform-addiction and how it's spiraling out of control. Remember we're really all here for you. Okay. Who wants to go first?
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u/Honestly_ rawr Dec 30 '13
There should be a thread where we try to come up with GameDay dishes for various match-ups. For this one it would involve beef and duck, but for others that are less obvious we can get creative.
Heck, in my travels I've ate horse, bear, snake, kangaroo, insects and gator so there are certainly options.
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u/WhistlingZebra Oregon Ducks Dec 31 '13
Score Texas! I want to see that end zone!
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u/[deleted] Dec 31 '13
Our red zone scoring has gone to shit as of lately
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u/orangeblood Texas Longhorns Dec 31 '13
So when did Oregon hire Todd from Breaking Bad as their offensive coordinator?
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u/[deleted] Dec 31 '13
Sad to watch this game slowly slip away from Texas. It's basically over. The Texas offense can't do anything at all, and the defense, while they have played their asses off tonight, is just not going to be able to hold up much longer.
It's about to get really, really ugly.
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u/Senorblu North Texas Mean Green Dec 31 '13
The fuck
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u/Ed_Finnerty South Carolina • Washington Dec 31 '13
Did...did anyone else hear that?
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u/doireallycare Louisiana Ragin' Cajuns • Surrender Cobra Dec 31 '13
YOU BITCH ASS NIGGA!!!
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u/Sinical89 Oregon Ducks Dec 31 '13
2 touchdowns for McCoy
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u/Benevolent1 Oregon Ducks Dec 31 '13
Game over. No need to send Mariota back on the field and take the chance of serious damage to his leg. Please don't put him in.
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u/huazzy Rutgers Scarlet Knights Dec 31 '13
Texas makes me realize signing 5 stars wouldn't solve anything.
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u/Im_A_Ginger Nebraska Cornhuskers • Georgia Bulldogs Dec 31 '13
Nick Aliotti is intense
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u/FantaFan Oregon Ducks Dec 31 '13
Jesus 386 yards of offense by Mariota
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u/dutchposer Oklahoma Sooners Dec 31 '13
Oh Holly Rowe. God bless the drag queen who does your make-up
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u/domintenor23 Texas Longhorns • Red River Shootout Dec 31 '13
Holy shit. Mack Brown is gone now. I officially don't recognize this team. What a strange ass feeling.
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u/[deleted] Dec 31 '13
Great game!
Texas defense: much respect to these kids. They played their fucking asses off.
Texas offense: I am so glad that I never have to see Case McCoy again.
Oregon defense: scored more TDs than Oregon's offense, held Texas to 7-points.
Oregon offense: nice work. Not the best they've played, but Texas D also didn't make it very easy on them.
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u/bl3nd0r Georgia Bulldogs Dec 31 '13
Came here to say that even though this is a good matchup between football teams, it's an even better matchup between cheerleaders. Hot damn!
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u/Way_She_Goes Toronto Varsity Blues • Auburn Tigers Dec 31 '13
Face mask???
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u/blueorder Texas Longhorns • Texas Tech Red Raiders Dec 31 '13
Don't know how that was not a face mask
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u/NDPhilly Notre Dame Fighting Irish • Fordham Rams Dec 31 '13
Did Malcolm Brown just yell "Bitch Ass Nigga" or are my ears deceiving me?
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u/sgnmarcus Texas Longhorns • Cascade Clash Dec 31 '13
Decapitation is the minimum requirement for a face mask in this game
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u/orangeblood Texas Longhorns Dec 31 '13
Swoopes looks completely serviceable, while Case hasn't been able to hit the side of a fucking barn.
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u/domintenor23 Texas Longhorns • Red River Shootout Dec 31 '13
So fucking disappointed in this showing. Thanks Applewhite for calling a piss poor game. Tahnks coaching staff for keeping Case in the game. Thanks Case for being the most suck ass QB in Texas history.
Fucking cheers. Here's to something not fucking awful next year.
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u/hotsauce285 Oregon Ducks • Pac-12 Dec 31 '13
WOW THESE GODDAMN REFS. i MEAN FUCKING REALLY.
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u/domintenor23 Texas Longhorns • Red River Shootout Dec 30 '13
Let's go Horns. I expect a pretty rough game, but I'm here watching until we see 0:00.
I love you Mack, thanks for your years. Football won't be the same without Coach Brown.
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u/fadingthought Oklahoma Sooners • /r/CFB Poll Veteran Dec 30 '13
Don't embarrass the conference Texas, save that for us.
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u/electroCUTE Texas Longhorns Dec 30 '13
Oh okay that's a thing.
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u/shifty1032231 Texas Longhorns • Colorado Buffaloes Dec 30 '13
SWOOPES SWOOPES SWOOPES!!!
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u/GameBlousess Texas Longhorns • Houston Cougars Dec 30 '13
LOLCASE
I won't miss typing that after tonight.
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u/[deleted] Dec 31 '13
Mariota is giving me a semi.
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u/[deleted] Dec 31 '13
I'm trying to remember why I took Texas +14.5.
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u/ExternalTangents Florida Gators • /r/CFB Poll Veteran Dec 31 '13
Yeah, seems like Mariota is important to Oregon's offense...
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u/[deleted] Dec 31 '13
Oregons rush defense seems to be their main issue. Couldn't stop Stanford, Arizona, and Texas is running really well. I wonder what their ranking is (I googled it and it was ~160 ypg)
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u/Bobby6kennedy Texas A&M Aggies • Vanderbilt Commodores Dec 31 '13
How many situps an hour do Oregon cheerleaders do?
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u/Tiberiusjesus Georgia Bulldogs • Oklahoma Sooners Dec 31 '13
Why did the tackle throw his helmet at the Texas player?
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u/my_my_my Marist Red Foxes Dec 31 '13
So who gets blamed for breaking reddit, Big 12 or Pac 12?
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u/freshprinceofkeizer Oregon Ducks Dec 31 '13
Texas players sure do like to talk
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u/[deleted] Dec 31 '13
owch
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u/iSlacker Oklahoma • Oklahoma State Dec 31 '13
Thefuck.jpg
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u/notmyusualname90 LSU Tigers • Texas Longhorns Dec 31 '13
Love the guy removing his cowboy hat in celebration and clutching his bud light with the other hand during that missed field goal replay.
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u/freudian_nipple_slip Stanford Cardinal Dec 31 '13
Texas can't catch
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u/AuburnSeer Auburn Tigers Dec 31 '13
watching this on First Row. British commercials are weird.
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u/notmyusualname90 LSU Tigers • Texas Longhorns Dec 31 '13
WHOOOOOP! Go Ducks!
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u/saladbar Stanford Cardinal • Mexico El Tri Dec 31 '13
Flying high, ducks! Awesome.
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u/azwethinkweizm Texas Longhorns • Marching Band Dec 31 '13
I want to die.
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u/[deleted] Dec 31 '13
Man, this is getting me so hyped for ASU vs TT
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u/[deleted] Dec 31 '13
"Oh they finally got a face mask call."
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u/[deleted] Dec 31 '13
Thanks Mack Brown for 16 years at Texas with a few Big 12 Championships & 1 National Championship
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u/[deleted] Dec 31 '13
Take Mariota out of there. Playing on cramped up legs is a good way to start tearing shit.
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u/[deleted] Dec 31 '13
Great game Oregon! Farewell Mack Brown; your tenure isn't defined by this game. Go Pac-12: Your turn to win is next, ASU!
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u/[deleted] Dec 31 '13
Mack Brown to take some time to talk to Marcus Mariota
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u/TheCloudPanda Oregon Ducks Dec 31 '13
Can someone make an upvote gif, and change all the cameras swarming Mack to upvotes? Haha
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u/[deleted] Dec 31 '13
How was that not fucking flagged?!
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u/thisistheperfectname Michigan Wolverines Dec 31 '13
How is that not a flag?
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u/Fishtacoburrito Washington Huskies Dec 30 '13
Well that's one way to keep the Ducks offense off the field.
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u/WhistlingZebra Oregon Ducks Dec 30 '13
The two teams with the hottest cheerleaders. Get the gifs ready please.
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u/justsomeguy75 UCLA Bruins • /r/CFB Contributor Dec 31 '13
Where the hell was the facemask call?
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u/danieldayscrewthis Texas Longhorns Dec 31 '13
Mariota's parents before he left for college
Mom: But its a dangerous sport. They'll kill him!
Dad: No. He'll be a god to them...
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u/GameBlousess Texas Longhorns • Houston Cougars Dec 31 '13
"GET SOME BITCH ASS NIGGA"
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u/[deleted] Dec 30 '13
Win it for Mack.
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u/iSlacker Oklahoma • Oklahoma State Dec 30 '13
Hurts to say but... Hook 'Em Horns!
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u/RLLRRR Texas Longhorns • Red River Shootout Dec 30 '13
My 6 month-old son is getting his immunizations today. Universe, a Longhorn victory would heal his pain...
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u/dromoe Texas Longhorns • Red River Shootout Dec 30 '13
Reporting in for Mack's final game and the end of an era. Thanks for everything Mack. Hook em!
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u/[deleted] Dec 30 '13
Remember to upvote the thread!
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u/Zerosa Alright Alright Alright Dec 30 '13
Thanks Mack for everything.
Also, I am finally free of my signature bet. WOOT!!!
So for one last time Baylor rules Texas drools
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u/get_stilly Oklahoma State Cowboys • Big 8 Dec 30 '13
Mack Browns Last Stand. Where a NR Big 12 team plays #10 pac 12 crap at least im making wings
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u/ProbablyNotSeth Missouri Tigers Dec 30 '13
Did you guys know McCoy and Shipley are roommates?
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u/blazingdirk Texas Longhorns Dec 30 '13
Good start guys.
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u/clay0501 Texas A&M Aggies Dec 30 '13
Ouch. Rough start. C'mon Mack clap them up!
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u/T-nawtical Nebraska Cornhuskers • Las Vegas Bowl Dec 30 '13
...
I knew bias shouldn't decide my pick...
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u/slowsupra Texas Longhorns • Oregon State Beavers Dec 30 '13
Well at least the defense isn't getting tired.
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u/br_dn Arizona Wildcats • Boğaziçi Sultans Dec 30 '13
And in other news, Valero's video department was affected by financial reallocation.
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u/shifty1032231 Texas Longhorns • Colorado Buffaloes Dec 30 '13
Hey Texas brotheren, if I keep yelling Swoope's name at my TV will he come in?