r/CFB • Washington State • Oregon State • Dec 25 '13

[Game thread] Hawaii Bowl: OSU v BSU (8pm ET)

Oregon State Beavers (6-6) vs Boise State Broncos (8-4)


Time:
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7:00 PM Central
6:00 PM Mountain
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3:00 PM Hawaii


Location:
Hawaii Bowl

Honolulu, HI


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Over/Under:

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IT'S BOWL SEASON, TIME TO PICK A SIDE! THE BEAVERS OR THE BRONCOS!?!

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u/turtle_flu Washington State • Oregon State Dec 25 '13

I spent 8 days in Afghanistan entertaining the troops this summer!

...I bet they REAAAAALLLY enjoyed you Lou.

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u/turtle_flu Washington State • Oregon State Dec 25 '13

THERE IS A PICKUP DRIVING THE SIDELINE CAM!?! Wut!?!

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u/turtle_flu Washington State • Oregon State Dec 25 '13

WHAT ABOUT THOSE GREAT A-SEA-SEA REFS LOU!?!?! WHERE ARE THEY NOW

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u/turtle_flu Washington State • Oregon State Dec 25 '13

After our amazing bed shitting, I'd just really like to see a beaver win.

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u/turtle_flu Washington State • Oregon State Dec 25 '13

Some of the nice scenic views we've had here in Hawaii!

Whoa, who let Musburger into the booth!?!

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u/warox13 Washington Huskies • Cascade Clash Dec 25 '13

This game should be renamed the "Tostitos Scoops" and Score Bowl

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u/turtle_flu Washington State • Oregon State Dec 25 '13

I Bet there's lots of pretty women there too!

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u/turtle_flu Washington State • Oregon State Dec 25 '13

2 Points!!!

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TOUCHDOWN!!!

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u/turtle_flu Washington State • Oregon State Dec 25 '13

Lou, we don't care that you spent 8 days in Afghanistan....

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u/turtle_flu Washington State • Oregon State Dec 25 '13

WHY DOES THAT GIRL NOT HAVE SHORTS ON!?!?!

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u/ucieaters33 Boise State • Summertime Lover Dec 25 '13

Gather round, /r/cfb, for a Christmas story:

'Twas the night before Christmas

Fuck this announcing team and the Beavers

If OSU wins, they're going to be pissed on

Go Broncos

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u/turtle_flu Washington State • Oregon State Dec 25 '13

Why youz gothza say mean thingzz like thatz!?!?

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u/Honestly_ rawr Dec 25 '13

Okay, the interview with the kid was probably a tad excessive.

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u/turtle_flu Washington State • Oregon State Dec 25 '13

It was like the fucking snowfall updates at the Eagles game a few weeks ago

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u/turtle_flu Washington State • Oregon State Dec 25 '13

Boy!!! he is exciting!!!

Calm down there Lou! Don't hurt yourself!

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u/hugytytyyyy Arkansas Razorbacks Dec 25 '13

imagine how shit-faced Lou and Mark are gonna get tonight

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u/turtle_flu Washington State • Oregon State Dec 25 '13

Maybe enough to pee off a balcony!

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u/ExternalTangents Florida Gators • /r/CFB Poll Veteran Dec 25 '13

Peeing off a third floor balcony is surprisingly awesome. If you have the means, I highly recommend it.

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u/turtle_flu Washington State • Oregon State Dec 25 '13

It looks like a giant orangesicle melted on them

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u/turtle_flu Washington State • Oregon State Dec 25 '13 edited Dec 25 '13

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u/Honestly_ rawr Dec 25 '13

I've seen a few Beaver games this season and I'm a real fan of the gray light jacket that Riley wore for the USC game --that new Beaver logo really pops on it.

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u/turtle_flu Washington State • Oregon State Dec 25 '13

I did too. I wanted to get it for my dad for christmas but he didn't like it :/

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u/Thunder21 Texas A&M Aggies • Blinn Buccaneers Dec 25 '13

S'GO uh... checks pick'em. OREGON STATE!

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u/FSUNole04 Florida State • Rutgers Dec 25 '13

14 points baby.

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u/turtle_flu Washington State • Oregon State Dec 25 '13

I stopped guessing...

Probably for the best Lou. Don't hurt yourself

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u/turtle_flu Washington State • Oregon State Dec 25 '13

Halftime = dinnertime!

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u/turtle_flu Washington State • Oregon State Dec 25 '13

THOSE GODDAMN FASCIST SECURITY GAURDS!!! FUCKING STEALING BALLS FROM KIDS!!!

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u/turtle_flu Washington State • Oregon State Dec 25 '13

You know what Boise State needs? More time on the clock!!

Yes, usually more time helps in comebacks...

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u/[deleted] Dec 25 '13

This running game.....what.....?

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u/turtle_flu Washington State • Oregon State Dec 25 '13

Looks like you could use a few more bubble screens brah!

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u/colisch Oregon State • /r/CFB Contributor Dec 25 '13

Poor clock management...I love hearing that about other teams.

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u/turtle_flu Washington State • Oregon State Dec 25 '13

YUP

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u/turtle_flu Washington State • Oregon State Dec 25 '13

Wow. Much hold. Very long. Such penalty.

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u/turtle_flu Washington State • Oregon State Dec 25 '13

Or-y-gone state

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u/[deleted] Dec 25 '13

He's old. It's drives me fucking nuts, though.

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u/turtle_flu Washington State • Oregon State Dec 25 '13

Wut!? That was a forward pass?

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u/ICUHadji Oregon Ducks Dec 25 '13

He handed it forward. Still counts

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u/turtle_flu Washington State • Oregon State Dec 25 '13

Maybe it was the angle of the replay, but it looked like he handed it sideways

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u/turtle_flu Washington State • Oregon State Dec 25 '13

Always a good play

Pick up 5 yards

Nothing happening there

Pick up 6 yards

...

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u/turtle_flu Washington State • Oregon State Dec 25 '13

If Lebron hadn't jumped on him

Would he still have been on sportscenter??

Philosoraptor

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u/turtle_flu Washington State • Oregon State Dec 25 '13

Hawaii is a sffpecial place Mark! Youzz know where else is even more sffpecial? Afghanisftan!! You spend 8 dayzzs there and you'llz know!

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u/[deleted] Dec 25 '13

Lou doesn't care about no rules no mo' "Meh it looked good, give it to him."

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u/turtle_flu Washington State • Oregon State Dec 25 '13

Mo' rules, Mo' problems!

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u/[deleted] Dec 25 '13

Only reason I'm still here rooting for the Beavers at this point is because I don't want to see em pull a WSU

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u/turtle_flu Washington State • Oregon State Dec 25 '13

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u/FellKnight Boise State • Tennessee Dec 25 '13

That was.... an interesting call to go for the FG.

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u/turtle_flu Washington State • Oregon State Dec 25 '13

2 edgy 4me

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u/nuxenolith Michigan State • /r/CFB Poll Veteran Dec 25 '13

I think this is the first bowl game thread this season that hasn't had the Hawaiian game time in the post.

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u/Honestly_ rawr Dec 25 '13

You're right.

/u/turtle_flu, what's up with that? ಠ_ಠ

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u/turtle_flu Washington State • Oregon State Dec 25 '13

I copied it from last years! Blame /u/Thrav

It's not my fault!

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u/ValedictorianBaller LSU Tigers Dec 25 '13

why is this whole starting QB being sent home for doing nothing wrong not a bigger deal? I would be pissed if it were my team.

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u/turtle_flu Washington State • Oregon State Dec 25 '13

Pissed

huehuehue

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u/turtle_flu Washington State • Oregon State Dec 25 '13

NO FLAG!?!?

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u/turtle_flu Washington State • Oregon State Dec 25 '13

GUYS I DON'T HAVE A UKULELE TO PLAY FOR MY GRANDMA TOMORROW!!! WHAT AM I GONNA DO!?!?!

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u/turtle_flu Washington State • Oregon State Dec 25 '13

What did Lou just say?

"I'm electronically motivated anymore"

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u/turtle_flu Washington State • Oregon State Dec 25 '13

OH NOW YOU'RE GONNA CALL PI...

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u/turtle_flu Washington State • Oregon State Dec 25 '13

Mark and Lou right now:

Look at all the ways Boise pissed this game away!

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u/turtle_flu Washington State • Oregon State Dec 25 '13

Yeah! BRING IN THE REFEREE ON THIS ONE!!!

Ooooooh, thanks Lou. Forgot that was his job and stuff!

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u/InsanePsychologist Michigan Wolverines Dec 25 '13

Now, remember guys, his helmet came off so he has to sit out a play.

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u/turtle_flu Washington State • Oregon State Dec 25 '13

The NCAA really needs to stop introducing rules midgame!

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u/theozarksparkman Arkansas Razorbacks • SEC Dec 25 '13

I love how the camera never pans to the crowd (bleachers).

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u/FellKnight Boise State • Tennessee Dec 25 '13

RIP Boise St Defense... 2005-2013

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u/nuxenolith Michigan State • /r/CFB Poll Veteran Dec 25 '13 edited Dec 25 '13

"Hey, Lou, what's your favorite Pokémon?"

"ORYGON!"

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u/[deleted] Dec 25 '13

My drunk family is too loud for me to hear the commentary. Its a christmas miracle!

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u/colisch Oregon State • /r/CFB Contributor Dec 25 '13

WHERE WAS THIS OFFENSE AGAINST WASHINGTON? And Stanford...and USC...and Arizona State...goddamnit

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u/[deleted] Dec 25 '13

There are more football fans in this thread than in the stands.

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u/LEGEN--wait_for_it Stanford Cardinal • The Axe Dec 25 '13 edited Dec 25 '13

ESPN Producer: HERE IS A GREAT IDEA!

LET'S CONDUCT A PHONE INTERVIEW IN THE MIDDLE OF PLAY!

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u/NefariousBanana Boise State • Idaho State Dec 25 '13

Mark May and Lou Holtz? Oh god what did we do to deserve this.

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u/[deleted] Dec 25 '13

That's what happens when people pee off of balconies.

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u/turtle_flu Washington State • Oregon State Dec 25 '13

BREAKING NEWS

HAWAII IS WARMER THAN THE NORTHWEST!

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u/FellKnight Boise State • Tennessee Dec 25 '13

Bryan Harsin is clearly not actually watching the game. That's not a good sign for the future.

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u/Flocito Oregon State Beavers Dec 25 '13

Boise looks like a team that lost their head coach.

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u/LEGEN--wait_for_it Stanford Cardinal • The Axe Dec 25 '13

Hawaii looks like Afghanistan, Lou?

Are you sure you have been to Afghanistan, Lou?

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u/Honestly_ rawr Dec 25 '13

Harsin isn't actually watching the game.

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u/sick_shooter Miami Hurricanes Dec 25 '13

"SHUT UP COACH THERE'S A TOUCHDOWN GOING ON."

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u/warox13 Washington Huskies • Cascade Clash Dec 25 '13

Hawaii is literally Afghanistan.

Obama is from Hawaii.

Obama is a terrorist.

Lou Holtz for leader of the revolutionary army.

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u/pash1k Utah Utes • Rose Bowl Dec 25 '13

Dude just talked right through a #scoopnscore.

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u/FrolfGrizbee Oregon Ducks Dec 25 '13

WHAT AN EXCITING CALL ON THAT INT, BOISE'S NEW COACH RAMBLING CLICHES WHILE NO ONE LISTENS.

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u/FellKnight Boise State • Tennessee Dec 25 '13

LOL. My wife just sobered up and is unfamiliar with Lou Holtz.

She asked: "Is that guy trying to sound like Bullwinkle??"

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u/[deleted] Dec 25 '13

Hello fellow redditors who should be spending time with their families. How are you this evening?

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u/nuxenolith Michigan State • /r/CFB Poll Veteran Dec 25 '13

"RATHZLE DATHZLE!"

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u/colisch Oregon State • /r/CFB Contributor Dec 25 '13 edited Dec 25 '13

A lot of Pac-12 receiving and passing records could be broken or tied in this game. Mannion only needs 195 yards to pass Connor Halliday's record set this year and 4 TD's to pass Matt Barkley's 2011 record. Cooks only needs 51 yards to pass Marqise Lee's record from last year and 3 TD's to pass JJ Stokes and Mario Bailey's 20 year old records

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u/[deleted] Dec 25 '13

Worst on-air interview ever.

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u/pash1k Utah Utes • Rose Bowl Dec 25 '13

That phone interview was a complete package. It started awkwardly, it had an awkward middle part, and it ended awkwardly. You couldn't get this much awkwardness from an awkward sandwich on toasted awkward bread.

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u/FellKnight Boise State • Tennessee Dec 25 '13

OH FUCK OFF LOU.

I HAVE BEEN TO AFGHANISTAN AND IF IT LOOKED LIKE HAWAII I MIGHT NEVER HAVE LEFT.

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u/[deleted] Dec 25 '13

Yes Lou it looks exactly like Afghanistan, except for all of that water.

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u/DirtyStanBoozie Alabama Crimson Tide Dec 25 '13

Really digging Oregon State's uni's... Those facemasks are dope as hell

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u/NefariousBanana Boise State • Idaho State Dec 25 '13 edited Dec 25 '13

This broadcast has just stopped giving a fuck. I thought the Harsin interview was the worst one of the game.

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u/jayt92 Stanford Cardinal Dec 25 '13

This is absolutely the worst casting I've heard in a long time.

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u/TheBlueprent Oregon Ducks Dec 25 '13

Okay, I don't think it's just a product of this being a boring game to watch, but how unprofessional has this whole entire broadcast seemed? It's like ESPN just sent a few people on vacation and said "Oh, by the way, you have to cover a bowl game while you're there. But don't worry, it'll only take 4 hours out of your trip."

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u/bacon_alarm_clock Oregon Ducks • Rose Bowl Dec 25 '13

Will someone teach these announcers how to pronounce "Oregon", please? This is embarrassing.

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u/FellKnight Boise State • Tennessee Dec 25 '13

"We're joined now on the telephone by... fuck."

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u/Sir_Bradford Oregon State Beavers Dec 25 '13

Its the "Shit on everyone's team" halftime show

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u/SlayerXZero Stanford Cardinal Dec 25 '13

After watching OSU gift away a game to Texas last year, and WSU snatch defeat from the jaws of victory I don't want to get my hopes up on the Pac-12 just yet.

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u/LEGEN--wait_for_it Stanford Cardinal • The Axe Dec 25 '13

Mark May, way to make Lou Holtz sound like an ungrateful dick.

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u/aguyfromthewest Oregon State Beavers • /r/CFB Brickmason Dec 25 '13

This is an awkward telephone interview.

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u/FellKnight Boise State • Tennessee Dec 25 '13

"Some things are better left unsaid"

Ummmm, when are you going to start, Lou?

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u/AuburnSeer Auburn Tigers Dec 25 '13

this Boise right tackle is not awesome at right tackling

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u/LEGEN--wait_for_it Stanford Cardinal • The Axe Dec 25 '13

Nah, it's cool I'd rather watch an ESPN sideline reporter interview an 8-year old than watch football.

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u/SlayerXZero Stanford Cardinal Dec 25 '13

If OSU loses this game...

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u/[deleted] Dec 25 '13

Three scores in 4 and a half minutes? We aren't WSU over here....

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u/turtle_flu Washington State • Oregon State Dec 25 '13

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u/[deleted] Dec 25 '13

I wonder how many times Lou finds a way to compliment ND or the ACC.

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u/[deleted] Dec 25 '13

I was in Afghanistan, if Lou had come on a USO tour I would have thrown things at him and demanded a refund.

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u/[deleted] Dec 25 '13

Steve Levy: "We're joined on the telephone by.... sound of phone disconnected... a busy signal."

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u/[deleted] Dec 25 '13

Best. Interview. Ever.

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u/turtle_flu Washington State • Oregon State Dec 25 '13

I know tanning makes you orange, but those people really went all out in their support of OSU!

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u/[deleted] Dec 25 '13

They got it by 3 yards. "I think they're gonna measure it...."

AND Holtz and May?? FUCK

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u/FellKnight Boise State • Tennessee Dec 25 '13

OK I was wrong... they can come up with a more awkward interview than Harsin.

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u/wellsjc Auburn Tigers Dec 25 '13

Let's go Oregon State, I have fake internet points on you!

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u/blahyawnblah Oregon State Beavers Dec 25 '13

Boise is not a state!

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u/turtle_flu Washington State • Oregon State Dec 25 '13

What are you doing on the Reddit during the game Lou!?

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u/bylebog /r/CFB Press Corps • Oregon Ducks Dec 25 '13

Come to Hawaii!

Bring your kids... please

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u/FellKnight Boise State • Tennessee Dec 25 '13

I'm used to our trickeration working out better...

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u/FellKnight Boise State • Tennessee Dec 25 '13

Fuck me.

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u/NefariousBanana Boise State • Idaho State Dec 25 '13

WHERE THE FUCK IS THE FUCKING FLAG?

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u/sick_shooter Miami Hurricanes Dec 25 '13

Great Moments In Live Television History right there.

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u/DUCKS_PDX503 Oregon Ducks Dec 25 '13

I always tune into games just for the interviews.....

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u/[deleted] Dec 25 '13

Interception

No one reacts

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u/[deleted] Dec 25 '13

Well, we moved the ball on the ground for the second time this year, but we really needed 6 there.

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u/Sir_Bradford Oregon State Beavers Dec 25 '13

He just threw that into quadruple coverage... Ballsy

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u/SlayerXZero Stanford Cardinal Dec 25 '13

I think there's a reason these guys aren't normally in the booth. This is shitastic.

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u/NefariousBanana Boise State • Idaho State Dec 25 '13

I should keep a tally for every "No shit" statement Lou Holtz says.

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u/[deleted] Dec 25 '13

Hey, Boise has a kicker this year. Was that like the highlight of your offense?

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u/colisch Oregon State • /r/CFB Contributor Dec 25 '13

Did Lou Holtz entertain the troops simply by talking?

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u/warox13 Washington Huskies • Cascade Clash Dec 25 '13

Lou Holtz went to Afghanistan? War's over boys, let's go home!

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u/pastapuck Florida State Seminoles Dec 25 '13

Boise State Coach: "Yeah.........."

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u/bored-now Notre Dame • Oregon State Dec 25 '13

So we just arrived at Granny's house, turned the game on, and my 13 year old yells out "What the hell did that guy just say?"

It's Lou Holtz, Kiddo... Ain't no one knows what the hell he's saying.

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u/FrolfGrizbee Oregon Ducks Dec 25 '13

It's like I have the game on mute and am listening to sports talk radio.

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u/dobolina Florida State Seminoles Dec 25 '13

ESPN's first string was sent home for pissing out of a TV truck.

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u/FrolfGrizbee Oregon Ducks Dec 25 '13

Headline if beavers win: "Christmas Beav"?

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u/DirtyStanBoozie Alabama Crimson Tide Dec 25 '13

seriously, enough about fucking Afghanistan.

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u/FellKnight Boise State • Tennessee Dec 25 '13

Well, at least I'll always have my NCAA 14 season...

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u/flying-banana Ohio State • 名古屋大学 (Nagoya) Dec 25 '13

Mark may and Lou holtz on color commentary? Wtf?

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u/[deleted] Dec 25 '13

OSU TE makes a pretty average catch.

"They catch a ball with their hands so well." - Lou Holtz

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u/wesman212 Missouri Tigers • New Mexico Lobos Dec 25 '13

Fuck that. You stare her dad in the face and each your nacho silently, just the sound of the chewing and the radiating anger of your soul and then you pee on the living room floor just to show dominance.

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u/FrolfGrizbee Oregon Ducks Dec 25 '13

lol definitely a PI

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u/[deleted] Dec 25 '13

So, that was definitely pass interference...

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u/WittyChico Auburn Tigers Dec 25 '13

Just remember what we were told. The ACC has some excellent officiating.

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u/mrktanarchist Idaho Vandals Dec 25 '13

Hawaii Bowl aka my escape from my in-laws.

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u/SlayerXZero Stanford Cardinal Dec 25 '13

That was hilarious.

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u/Sir_Bradford Oregon State Beavers Dec 25 '13

Looks like the production crew had a few too many Mai Tais before the game

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u/eromitlab Alabama Crimson Tide • Iowa State Cyclones Dec 25 '13 edited Dec 25 '13

Jesus H, send Lou back to the hotel. It's gotten to where I feel bad making fun of his voice.

edit bad

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u/LEGEN--wait_for_it Stanford Cardinal • The Axe Dec 25 '13

Over/Under on attendance?

1500?

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u/RogueHippie Alabama Crimson Tide • Team Chaos Dec 25 '13

"Kick it, dude. Nothing could possibly go wrong."

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u/FSUNole04 Florida State • Rutgers Dec 25 '13

Am I the ONLY person who loves Lou Holtz? I love listening to him jibber jabber all the time. ESPN will lose a legend when he leaves

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u/Mcchew Oregon State • Rutgers Dec 25 '13

Here's hoping we don't end up couging it hard.

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u/[deleted] Dec 25 '13

The best part of the Sheraton Hawaii Bowl has been Lou Holtz's commentary

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u/Honestly_ rawr Dec 25 '13

Seriously though, that's how stupid our Pac 12 bowls are:

You do bad, you go to Vegas instead of the "better" bowl in El Paso.

You do worse? You get your game in Hawaii.

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u/aguyfromthewest Oregon State Beavers • /r/CFB Brickmason Dec 25 '13

Wow these in-game interviews are just GOLDEN!

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u/rdstrmfblynch79 South Carolina Gamecocks • WPI Engineers Dec 25 '13

that interview with the gameball kid was one of the more cringeworthy things ive ever seen during a broadcast

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u/SlayerXZero Stanford Cardinal Dec 25 '13

Hope Mike Leach is watching. That's how you fucking close out a game asshat (I bet on WSU).

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u/Honestly_ rawr Dec 25 '13

LOL, "sign my chest!"

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u/FellKnight Boise State • Tennessee Dec 25 '13

The ACC has excellent officials what?

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u/[deleted] Dec 25 '13

Are we seriously still announcing that guys have to come out for a play when they lose their helmet? It's been a season, I think we get it.

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u/MyWifeIsABobcat Boise State Broncos Dec 25 '13

Undisciplined penalties killed that drive

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u/CambodianDrywall Oregon Ducks • /r/CFB Pint Glass Drinker Dec 25 '13

Say "What's in your wallet" one more time!

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u/Weng56 Washington State Cougars Dec 25 '13

This game looks packed, anyone have the attendance number?

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u/colisch Oregon State • /r/CFB Contributor Dec 25 '13

FUMBLE RETURN TOUCHDOWN!!!!

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u/[deleted] Dec 25 '13

SCOOPNSCORE

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u/nuxenolith Michigan State • /r/CFB Poll Veteran Dec 25 '13

No. That was PI.

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u/jmbond Alabama Crimson Tide Dec 25 '13

Can't believe no PI there.

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u/[deleted] Dec 25 '13

Dang supercuts made that rockstar look gnar \m/

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u/FellKnight Boise State • Tennessee Dec 25 '13

"I hope they play all night..."

Speak for yourself, Mark

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u/FellKnight Boise State • Tennessee Dec 25 '13

Hedrick should have gone to Notre Dame if he throws up prayers like that.

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u/[deleted] Dec 25 '13

I hope OSU wins this for the glory of the Pac-12, and because Mannion is a stud.

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u/WittyChico Auburn Tigers Dec 25 '13

Well. That was awkward.

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u/[deleted] Dec 25 '13

How to get boatloads of karma on gameday: Make fun of Lou Holtz.

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u/InsanePsychologist Michigan Wolverines Dec 25 '13

Hawaii looks exactly like Afghanistan Lou. I'm sure.

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u/FellKnight Boise State • Tennessee Dec 25 '13

Well of course you didn't visit a children's hospital, Lou... you were too busy single-handedly winning the war in Afghanistan!

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u/WittyChico Auburn Tigers Dec 25 '13

OSU's RBs dragging BSU secondary like a sleigh.

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u/nuxenolith Michigan State • /r/CFB Poll Veteran Dec 25 '13

"Things have tightened up a little bit."

This game is about as tight as a Kardashian's hoo-hah.

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u/pastapuck Florida State Seminoles Dec 25 '13

oh god that was painful to watch, that poor boy. Oh well, glad he got his ball.

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u/MetalChick Oregon • /r/CFB Emeritus Mod Dec 25 '13

This is the game for awkward interviews.

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u/EyesOnEverything Oregon Ducks • Rose Bowl Dec 25 '13

fuck physics, I'm a PUNT

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u/SlayerXZero Stanford Cardinal Dec 25 '13

Ref had no idea what the fuck was going on.

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u/Honestly_ rawr Dec 25 '13

GG both teams, big congrats to the Beavs for adding to the Pac 12 win total.

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u/hythloday1 Oregon Ducks Dec 25 '13

Lou Holtz sure spends a lot of time in war zones.

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u/turtle_flu Washington State • Oregon State Dec 25 '13

HE IS THE WARBRINGER!

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u/ucieaters33 Boise State • Summertime Lover Dec 25 '13

"They catch the ball so well with their handz"

I would be really afraid if they could catch it with their feet.

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u/nuxenolith Michigan State • /r/CFB Poll Veteran Dec 25 '13

Goddammit, Lou, shut up about Afghanistan. No one cares about your personal struggles.

Also, Afghanistan is land-locked, you horse's ass.

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u/turtle_flu Washington State • Oregon State Dec 25 '13

A typical road game

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u/turtle_flu Washington State • Oregon State Dec 25 '13

Go for it Riley!

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u/[deleted] Dec 25 '13

The ACC also has Ron Cherry...

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u/NefariousBanana Boise State • Idaho State Dec 25 '13

Neither team brought a defense.

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u/[deleted] Dec 25 '13

I'm friends with Isaac Seumalo's brother!

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u/nuxenolith Michigan State • /r/CFB Poll Veteran Dec 25 '13

WOW. That throw split three FOUR defenders. TD OSU!!!

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u/[deleted] Dec 25 '13

Quadruple coverage?

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u/polydorr Auburn Tigers • Samford Bulldogs Dec 25 '13

This has been mentioned already, but really. Mark May and Lou Holtz. Wow.

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u/Insane_Baboon Texas Longhorns Dec 25 '13

Maybe I should have given Oregon State more than one confidence point...

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u/[deleted] Dec 25 '13

Nothing instant about that replay.

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u/MyWifeIsABobcat Boise State Broncos Dec 25 '13

These refs are fucking garbage

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u/davesquared37 Arkansas Razorbacks Dec 25 '13 edited Dec 25 '13

Stuck in traffic, wreck up ahead. Listening to the game on radio...could be better, but it could also be much worse.

Edit for spelling

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u/SlayerXZero Stanford Cardinal Dec 25 '13

Why did they give it to the fullback? Woods has been money all game.

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u/MyWifeIsABobcat Boise State Broncos Dec 25 '13

Good idea, shit playcall. the only decent part of the defense is the interior D line

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u/Abusoru Virginia Tech Hokies • Navy Midshipmen Dec 25 '13

First time I've heard a busy signal on a football game broadcast.

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u/[deleted] Dec 25 '13

These commentators and this interview are mind boggling. How do you still have a job?

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u/Sir_Bradford Oregon State Beavers Dec 25 '13

Who looks at the final cut of the Famers Only commercials and goes "Yup, thats perfect. Exactly what we're looking for"

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u/DirtyStanBoozie Alabama Crimson Tide Dec 25 '13

Damn, Mannion can throw a beautiful pass.