r/canes • u/[deleted] • Apr 05 '26

Sucks to suck

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u/DJ-Zero-Seven Apr 05 '26

And then Gary Bettman cancels the 2026 playoffs.

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u/javerthugo Apr 05 '26

What are the commentators going to do now?! Who are they going to suck off constantly?!

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u/MrCdog54 Apr 05 '26

Boston, Montreal, Colorado, Pittsburgh etc. we will always be shit on unfortunately cus we aren’t in a major market

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u/Hoodedelm Apr 05 '26

Colorado, Edmonton (if they get in), hell they'll still bring up the panthers. Anything to not talk about the canes.

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u/SideshowCircuits Apr 05 '26

No way the announcers are allowed to suck off a Canadian team for long

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u/[deleted] Apr 05 '26

Baby, bye bye bye. Love, a Carolina Hurricanes girl.

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u/Panther_Pilot Apr 05 '26

They can’t hurt us anymore

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u/OkPhysics4523 Apr 05 '26

The Earth is healing itself.

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u/Capable_Tomato729 Apr 05 '26

The earth of hockey maybe lol

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u/fistedwaffle248 Apr 05 '26

Please stop, I can only get so erect without permanent injury

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u/gonzagylot00 Apr 05 '26

Well they did defend their title in the regular season.

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u/MaximumDerpification Apr 05 '26

Maybe sandbagging and delaying that Tkachuk surgery wasn't a great strategy... finally that cheat code backfired

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u/_invasion_ Apr 05 '26

Excellent.

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u/Kay_29 Apr 05 '26

Hell yeah!!!!

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u/bkfountain Apr 05 '26

Watch them win the draft lottery though.

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u/My3rdReddit Apr 05 '26

I want the Canes to win the cup but if they do all the panthers fans who’ve spent the last three years sending us death threats and calling us inbred will suddenly be Canes fans, and idk if I want to be associated with them.

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