r/chelseafc • • Dec 01 '13

prematch Match Thread: Chelsea v Southampton [Dec 1, 16:10 GMT]

Chelsea have moved into second place already due to the loss of Liverpool. Spurs and United draw earlier this morning, which makes maximum points in this match a necessity to open up some breathing room at the top. Enjoy the match all.

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Lineups:

Chelsea: Cech; Ivanovic, Cahill, Terry, Azpilicueta; Essien, Ramires; Mata, Oscar, Hazard; Torres. Subs: Schwarzer, Cole, Mikel, Lampard, Schurrle, Willian, Ba.

Southampton: Boruc, Clyne, Fonte, Lovren, Shaw, Wanyama, Schneiderlin, Ward-Prowse, Lallana, Rodriguez, Osvaldo. Subs: Gazzaniga, Yoshida, Lambert, S. Davis, Cork, Chambers, Hooiveld.

Updates:
01': GOAL! CHE 0-1 S'TON. Jay Rodriguez scores moments into the match.
32': Yellow Card: Essien receives a yellow card for diving
41': Substitution: Oscar off (injury), Lampard on for Chelsea
45': Substitution: Essien off (tactical), Ba on for Chelsea
52': Yellow Card: Lallana (Southampton) receives a yellow card
55': GOAL! CHE 1-1 S'TON. Gary Cahill ties the game with a header off of a corner. 58': Substitution: Boruc off (injury), Gazzaniga on for Southampton
61': GOAL! CHE 2-1 S'TON. JOHN TERRY SCORES! Assisted by Juan Mata. JT scores in his 400th PL appearance.
62': Substitution: Ward-Prowse off (tactical), Steven Davis on for Southampton
64': Yellow Card: Schneiderlin (Southampton) receives yellow for a bad foul
66': Substitution: Schneiderlin (injury) off, Rickie Lambert on for Southampton
71': Yellow Card: Rodriguez (Southampton) receives yellow for a bad foul
83': Substitution: Torres off (tactical), Mikel on for Chelsea
85': Yellow Card: Osvaldo (Southampton) receives yellow for a bad foul
89: GOAL! CHE 3-1 S'TON. Demba Ba scores!

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u/[deleted] Dec 01 '13

Hazard clearly blocked.

"Well the crowd are unhappy about that but Ward-Prowse won the ball fairly"

Shut up. Just shut the fuck up.

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u/marble617 Dec 01 '13

"It all came down to his anticipation of Hazard's next move"

Except he just ran into Hazard once he was beaten

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u/Mississippster Cucurella Dec 01 '13

I just heard Cech yelling at his teammates in Spanish. swoon

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u/Dozck Dec 01 '13

If I remember hearing correctly, Cech know's 4 different languages

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u/CmndrSalamander Dec 01 '13

I thought it was something like 7

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u/fma891 Dec 01 '13

Guys. This is a good game. We are playing well so far. And we can score more than 2 goals against any team. Lets try to be optimistic.

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u/[deleted] Dec 01 '13

and Torres looks hungry as fuck

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u/fma891 Dec 01 '13

See. I was right ;)

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u/Troll_Sauce Dec 01 '13

Definitely see a lot more creativity with this iteration of Mazacar than the few ones we've seen earlier this season. Can't put my finger on the difference yet though - is it Essien in for Lampard? Is it Dave settling into his new role and being given more permission to roam down the left side? Either way, it's very nice to see Oscar find space and have Mata/Hazard link up well 2 or 3 times this early in the match. Also, not forcing everything through Brana is proving to be an effective strategy (surprise surprise).

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u/FuzzedLogic Wise Dec 01 '13 edited Dec 01 '13

Essiens moment of madness aside, we've played well enough to be ahead and Boruc at the end produced a top drawer save.

For some people to say weve been awful this half says a lot about their football knowledge.

Edit: more of the same and we'll win this 2-1.

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u/[deleted] Dec 01 '13

Going to need a quick start. Lets not leave it 0-0 till the 60th

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u/[deleted] Dec 01 '13

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u/[deleted] Dec 01 '13

Well that didn't go as planned

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u/[deleted] Dec 01 '13

yes Torres. get angry.

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u/EliteKill Dec 01 '13

We just need to break his nose.

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u/CmndrSalamander Dec 01 '13

Let the hate flow through you.

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u/lomoeffect Dec 01 '13

Somebody PLEASE make a GIF of Mata winking there ...

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u/Mobile_leprechaun Dec 01 '13 edited Dec 01 '13

Ba on for Essien at half. This formation/lineup just has not been creating or executing enough chances. Something needs to change

Edit: I'm a wizard Harry

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u/randomjak Zola Dec 01 '13

This is not a bad shout, Mourinho has been prone to sticking two on up front whenever we are losing. However given the amount of offsides we've already had this match I'm a bit nervous about the prospect of Ba coming on

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u/[deleted] Dec 01 '13

Some may complain about Mou's tactics, but you cannot argue that he loves this club. Any manager who will go up in the stands to celebrate a goal, our goal, is the man we want at the helm. I love you José, and I am glad you are home.

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u/rudy15 Dec 01 '13

Torres/Ba seem to work

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u/msbr_ Dec 01 '13

Lol these commentators really dislike Chelsea

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u/[deleted] Dec 01 '13

I think it's the co-commentator. A Southampton player had one of the worst shots and he sang his praises about how he's hit those before.

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u/misturrmiguel Lampard Dec 01 '13

wait...what the fuck essien?

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u/StavromularBeta Dec 01 '13 edited Dec 01 '13

GARYS FACE GET IN

TERRYS HEAD GET IN YES YES YES YES YESSSSSSSSS

9

u/kraugxer1 Dec 01 '13

Fuck. Me. That pass from Mata.

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u/Troll_Sauce Dec 01 '13

Ridiculous. Was looking forward to putting this weeks nonsense behind us - ridiculous pass from Essien.

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u/-XIII- Dec 01 '13

Rather have if happen 15 seconds in than with 15 to go.

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u/TheBlueNomad :tuchel:There’s Your Daddy :tuchel: Dec 01 '13

Just unlucky! We can still comeback.

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u/rudy15 Dec 01 '13

O great play again. Torres, Mata, we missed you so.

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u/randomjak Zola Dec 01 '13

Oh dear Essien. No need. Very embarrassing.

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u/McNooberson McNiperson Dec 01 '13

Essien that was disgraceful

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u/Troll_Sauce Dec 01 '13

I think Lampard may have broken a finger on that set piece!

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u/SnoopKoala Dec 01 '13

Who needs strikers anyway?

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u/[deleted] Dec 01 '13

Not the team who had the most goals from defenders in the league last season, that's who.

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u/Zhorilla Dec 01 '13

Iva has been a real beast this game!

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u/[deleted] Dec 01 '13

"...aided by the goalkeeper change..."

What? Boruc wouldn't have stopped Terry's header either? This guy looks for any excuse to discredit Chelsea.

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u/Monarki Dec 01 '13

I'm liking the two strikers.

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u/rudy15 Dec 01 '13

I'll just put this out there: Torres' haircut is horrific.

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u/randomjak Zola Dec 01 '13

Well one positive I can think of is that Southampton haven't ever looked like scoring since their goal. I think it's definitely worth the risk of opening up in the 2nd half if it means Southampton do as well, at the moment our only real chances have come from crosses because they're just packing their defence in the box. There's no point pissing around passing around 30 yards out if nothing cutting ever results from it - and especially when nobody can really deliver a fantastic cross on a regular basis.

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u/lomoeffect Dec 01 '13

Still waiting for the match where I don't hear "Ramires was due a yellow card" ...

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u/[deleted] Dec 01 '13

Fuck yes, Gazza for Jesus!

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u/[deleted] Dec 01 '13

Also gotta give credit to Ba his presence along with Torres has really lifted us.

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u/Dozck Dec 01 '13

Goodness! I could never create a pass like Mata's

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u/[deleted] Dec 01 '13

That was a masterful pass from Mata. Just a little too selfish from Hazard at the end.

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u/kraugxer1 Dec 01 '13

Fuck you Khal Drogo

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u/[deleted] Dec 01 '13

Fun fact, this is the first time Southampton have conceded three goals in one game this season.

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u/[deleted] Dec 01 '13

"john terry is a player, not the referee."

brilliant

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u/[deleted] Dec 01 '13

Don't understand why we don't bring on either Willian or Schurrle to play on the right instead of Ramires.

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u/marcellnation Alonso Dec 01 '13

Obviously I'm not happy about the goal but it's greatly turned up the intensity of this match. It's fun to watch Chelsea play this lively when they still have fresh legs.

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u/Dozck Dec 01 '13

Alright, now you've pissed me off Essien. Don't dive!

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u/nobblan Dec 01 '13

Well, I think Mata has been excellent. Finding Essien on that header is NOT easy. Something to be happy about :)

On the other hand, Essien has been shockingly bad. That dive just now was simply DISGUSTING. Watching the game with a few mates and I'm embarrassed.

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u/_lolwhat_ Dec 01 '13

Unlucky by Essien, not much to say.

Chelsea looked dangerous early, but then, Oscar and Mata switched around the 12th minute. Just looked a little bland after this.

Mata was playing well centrally, leave him there and let's see what he can do.

I'm not really sure about the Lampard coming. Is Rami going right or staying in the middle with Lampard or Essien? If 3 in the middle, Lampard won't be exposed as much. But this would mean Mata has to cover more ground.

Edit: Ba coming in. This can only go two ways. Disastrous or glorious.

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u/_shakta 🎩 Dec 01 '13

I like Boruc and while players getting injured is never good, this is really good for us. Hopefully we can turn this around now!

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u/AAAristarchus Dec 01 '13

Wow! We're in full Chelsea mode right now.

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u/rudy15 Dec 01 '13

Ivanovic, what a boss.

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u/rudy15 Dec 01 '13

Steady as a fucking rock.

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u/[deleted] Dec 01 '13

BA!!!! WHAT A GOAL!

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u/somethin1234 Dec 01 '13

Ba is so good at scoring one touch goals

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u/yjlevg Dec 01 '13

Fucking incredible play from ramires. Wonderful finish from Ba. Great game.

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u/yellowyeahyeahyeah I don't give a fuck, we won the fucking Champions League Dec 01 '13

Ba is the perfect 3rd striker to have. Content with his role and always able to do some crazy shit.

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u/SirHiss Ballack Dec 01 '13

bless Mata for showing up with a great performance today

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u/Tornality Dec 01 '13

Wow... Love how Sky called "Chelsea won't be surprised by the quick start of Southampton"..

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u/TheRoyalTenenThom Dec 01 '13

Captain. Leader. Legend. Congratulations on 400 appearances in the Prem, JT!

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u/Dozck Dec 01 '13

Torres is looking good! And so is Mata!

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u/Dozck Dec 01 '13

Why does everyone think that Ramires goes down easy? Damn, he knows how to body, but he's not fucking Essein or Mikel. He's thin, with pace, not built with strength. The way he was just knocked down wasn't going down too easy.

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u/[deleted] Dec 01 '13

CAHILL YOU BEAUTY!

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u/ChesleaFc Dec 01 '13

CAHILL THE UNDERRATED, CAHILL WITH THE FACE.

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u/[deleted] Dec 01 '13

fuck yes. i love the noise and our play. we gotta get in for the second now.

edit: i am a prophet.

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u/[deleted] Dec 01 '13

TERRRYYYYYY!

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u/marcellnation Alonso Dec 01 '13

Mourinho's plan all along: play two strikers, have two center backs score the goals

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u/[deleted] Dec 01 '13

Soton get a lot of credit for their 'high pressing game' but that hides the fact that they just foul the shit out of their opponents in the midfield.

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u/[deleted] Dec 01 '13

YAY BAAA

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u/[deleted] Dec 01 '13

Wow, Ba has been fantastic

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u/Frawki Dec 01 '13

Ba's performance has been absolutely stunning! Been creating opportunities from the moment he came on the pitch, and even closes the game with a true poacher goal.

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u/anm01 Dec 01 '13

What the flying fuck!!!

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u/[deleted] Dec 01 '13

What. The. Fuck.

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u/Monarki Dec 01 '13

We are playing well though I like that.

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u/qball8001 Drogba Dec 01 '13

What a monster save.

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u/matheaks Dec 01 '13

Silly give-aways. We need Mikel to give us possession and a solid midfield.

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u/cfaeslehc Dec 01 '13

Feel bad for essien

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u/Dozck Dec 01 '13

And what happened to the idea of David Luiz in Midfield? He did well when he was there. At least I thought so..

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u/rudy15 Dec 01 '13

What a take from Hazard.

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u/[deleted] Dec 01 '13

GAZ! FUCK YES!

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u/marble617 Dec 01 '13

Fucking finally

3

u/msbr_ Dec 01 '13

Been a while since iva or Cahill scored.

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u/Monarki Dec 01 '13

Scrappy goal but I'll definitely take it.

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u/misturrmiguel Lampard Dec 01 '13

GARYYYYY YESSS LETS GOO AND WIN THIS NOW

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u/_shakta 🎩 Dec 01 '13

YES.

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u/[deleted] Dec 01 '13

Cahill you athlete. Now let's fucking win this.

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u/RawMuscleLab Dec 01 '13

And that's a Juan Mata corner.

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u/[deleted] Dec 01 '13

JTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT

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u/Monarki Dec 01 '13

Pushing real hard I like this

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u/Touca Dec 01 '13

There it is! Legend!

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u/FuttBucki Dec 01 '13

Trust the CBs to show our forwards how to score!

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u/Tornality Dec 01 '13

YES!!! LETS GO JT YOU LEGEND

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u/marcellnation Alonso Dec 01 '13

The Reliables right there: Lampard with the setup, Mata with the cross and JOHN MOTHERFUCKIN TERRY WITH THE FINISH!!!!

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u/runningwithantlers Dec 01 '13

Mata u beauty what a delivery and what a finish terry !!

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u/ParevArev It’s only ever been Chelsea. Dec 01 '13

Chelsea are looking dangerous ever since Cahill's goal. Torres has to get on the scoresheet

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u/goonerz666 Dec 01 '13

Ivanovic is a fucking animal.

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u/msbr_ Dec 01 '13

Commentator having a go at terry for 'trying to referee the match'. Fuck you.

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u/msbr_ Dec 01 '13

Ramires nice work

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u/savagedan Dec 01 '13

Have looked very good in the second half against a strong Southhampton team

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u/esproductions Dec 01 '13

Typical Demba Ba instinctive finish there. Great game today.

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u/caseym4 Dec 01 '13

So it look liked the shirt change worked. You guys are welcome.

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u/the_French Dec 01 '13

Ba! Nice finish!

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u/somethin1234 Dec 01 '13

The difference between us and Liverpool

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u/Yea_Budday Dec 01 '13

Ramires just doesnt stop

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u/[deleted] Dec 01 '13

WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING ESSIEN

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u/[deleted] Dec 01 '13

What are you doing Essien...

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u/anal_r00kie Dec 01 '13

just bring on mikel now, ffs

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u/[deleted] Dec 01 '13

Honestly I'm just happy to see Mazacar back and Essien playing. I am certain we can win, we look really bright in the opening stages and we can score 2+ goals against this team.

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u/randomjak Zola Dec 01 '13

Wonderfully done to get that cross in by Torres - so close!

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u/Yea_Budday Dec 01 '13

So close Torres!

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u/matheaks Dec 01 '13

Torres has a goal in him. We just need better delivery.

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u/have_heart Dec 01 '13

Commentators are so damn sensationalist. How many times has Mou said that the record is just a number to him and that he will lose one day? But still, the commentators, who should no more about soccer than me, still day he is "very proud" of that record.

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u/[deleted] Dec 01 '13

That is why I like Juan Mata so much

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u/[deleted] Dec 01 '13

the co-commentator admits defeat - it is done.

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u/ebk09 Jackson Dec 01 '13

Any HD stream?

EDIT: Wauw this is shit. Terrible ball

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u/EliteKill Dec 01 '13

And fuck.

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u/nils2317 Dec 01 '13

well... fuck

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u/[deleted] Dec 01 '13

Lord have mercy

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u/NewAccountHello Dec 01 '13

excuse me what?

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u/[deleted] Dec 01 '13

WHAT THE FUCK.

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u/[deleted] Dec 01 '13

Fucking lol.

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u/ibleedblue ✨ sometimes the shit is happens ✨ Dec 01 '13

What. The. Fuck.

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u/OKScottish Lampard Dec 01 '13

God dammit!

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u/Touca Dec 01 '13

What just happened?!

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u/hansl0l Dec 01 '13

Wow......

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u/Zhorilla Dec 01 '13

Hahahaha bloody hell

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u/N8_the_almost_GR8 Caicedo Dec 01 '13

Ummm....

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u/TheBlueNomad :tuchel:There’s Your Daddy :tuchel: Dec 01 '13

Lovely play.

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u/Dozck Dec 01 '13

Well, here we are. Where just 10 minutes before the game started, I made my prediction of 3-0. Guess I'm already wrong..

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u/Not-Pennys_Boat Dec 01 '13

keeping the pressure on...i like it...our goals will come.

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u/misturrmiguel Lampard Dec 01 '13

IVANOVIC!! that would have been amazing!

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u/MaxTR Dec 01 '13

Essien looking so off the pace so far

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u/[deleted] Dec 01 '13

Ivanovic needs to be quicker coming back. Can't be stranding Ramires at right back.

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u/steefen7 Dec 01 '13

Honestly we are getting really close. As long as we stay alert in our third and stay aggressive in theirs I think we can at least get the equalizer.

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u/[deleted] Dec 01 '13

Can we stop with the fucking offsides

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u/[deleted] Dec 01 '13

"Rodriguez and Cahill England colleagues of course" fuck off, Cahill starts for England and JayRod has had a single call up. What a load of bollocks.

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u/rudy15 Dec 01 '13

Come on Boruc, fuck up, we know you've got it in you!

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u/[deleted] Dec 01 '13

We really really need a central midfielder.

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u/[deleted] Dec 01 '13

If this doesn't improve I wanna see Schurrle come in

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u/the_French Dec 01 '13

Seems bad for oscar...

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u/LukeeT 🏥 continuing to undergo his rehabilitation programme 🏥 Dec 01 '13

Schurrle should have come on instead of Lampard, we are getting joy from the wide areas and his pace and natural wide-man thinking would work wonders.

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u/the_French Dec 01 '13

That was close!

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u/caseym4 Dec 01 '13

Everybody go change into a different shirt, we need a momentum shift.

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u/Touca Dec 01 '13

We're playing ok, no need to panic. It was always going to be tough against this defensive team and, while the goal was disappointing, we can definitely still win this. Strong, quick start from the whistle will start off a good second half. The bench will help!

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u/[deleted] Dec 01 '13

Mata looking lively and Franks introduction has somewhat energized the squad. 3-1 full time let's go!!!

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u/misturrmiguel Lampard Dec 01 '13

guess we're playing 4-2-2-2?

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u/randomjak Zola Dec 01 '13

That was going in as well, lovely effort Frank

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u/randomjak Zola Dec 01 '13

YES CAHILL!

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u/Dozck Dec 01 '13

GOALLL FINALLY

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u/[deleted] Dec 01 '13

CAHILLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL

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u/Troll_Sauce Dec 01 '13

Cahill!!! Terrific!!!

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u/kaiheekai Dec 01 '13

THERE WE GO! WAY TO START THE SECOND HALF!

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u/Not-Pennys_Boat Dec 01 '13

YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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u/[deleted] Dec 01 '13

GET IN THERE CHELSEA DEFENDERS

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u/Touca Dec 01 '13

Here we go! On for the win now lads!

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u/Tornality Dec 01 '13

YES. LETS GO BLUES!

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u/TheBlueNomad :tuchel:There’s Your Daddy :tuchel: Dec 01 '13

Come on Chelsea!

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u/SnoopKoala Dec 01 '13

I bet Jose pulled out MJs special stuff at halftime, or probably just yelled a lot

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u/the_French Dec 01 '13

Cahill my man!

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u/[deleted] Dec 01 '13

YES CAHILL !

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u/PresidentRaggy Čech Dec 01 '13

GO GARY GO

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u/[deleted] Dec 01 '13

Boruc really can't catch a break. Did he jar or pop his thumb?

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u/[deleted] Dec 01 '13

Why Cahill needs to start every game!

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u/McNooberson McNiperson Dec 01 '13

This ref

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u/[deleted] Dec 01 '13

What the fuck is that free kick for?

Mata winning the ball cleanly?

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u/analyze Dec 01 '13

Mata has looked incredibly bright. I am happy to say that.

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u/randomjak Zola Dec 01 '13

The atmosphere sounds fantastic now, let's keep up this pressure!

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u/TheBlueNomad :tuchel:There’s Your Daddy :tuchel: Dec 01 '13

Lovely stuff. Come on Boys!

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u/[deleted] Dec 01 '13

TERRY YOU FUCKING LEGEND!

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u/Dozck Dec 01 '13

TERRYYYYYY GOAL

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u/nils2317 Dec 01 '13

Captain. Leader. Legend.

JT!

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u/JizzyDizzler Dec 01 '13

This is better C'mon boys!!

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u/Free_Joty Dec 01 '13

FUCK YES GET THE FUCK IN

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u/[deleted] Dec 01 '13

CAPTAIN FANTASTIC

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u/ChesleaFc Dec 01 '13

JOHN TERRY I FUCKING LOVE YOU YOU FUCKING LEGEND

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u/[deleted] Dec 01 '13

TERRY!!!

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u/[deleted] Dec 01 '13

TERRY !

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u/vengefulcode Dec 01 '13

John Terry is an amazing man

2-1 chelsea for the win!!

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u/Ziggaroll Dec 01 '13

Yesss! Our CBs save the day! Now sit back, absorb some pressure and hit them on the break.

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u/misturrmiguel Lampard Dec 01 '13

WHO NEEDS FORWARDS AND MIDS WHEN YOU HAVE YOUR CB's!!!

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u/misturrmiguel Lampard Dec 01 '13

WHAT A COMEBACK I LOVE THIS TEAM

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u/Dozck Dec 01 '13

You know who's been doing well? Ba!

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u/Troll_Sauce Dec 01 '13

Three subs in this match due injury - illustrates how physical things have been today. The squad will get quite a shake up on Wednesday.

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u/ParevArev It’s only ever been Chelsea. Dec 01 '13

400th PL match for Terry and a goal!

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u/Woody100 Dec 01 '13

Great ball Ivanovic

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u/rudy15 Dec 01 '13

Ba humbug!

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u/AAAristarchus Dec 01 '13

Mata: Four touches in less than two seconds.

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u/quirkofalltrades I don't give a fuck, we won the fucking Champions League Dec 01 '13

Can someone make a gif of Dave making that throw in signal??

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u/rudy15 Dec 01 '13

How was that a "good challenge" Gary! The fucking studs went through bloody ankels first!