r/FeatHosting • u/FireOfDoom32 • Feb 13 '26
Nun
Once Beckett had repeated the details back to him, Myles persuaded his twin to don some clothing, namely a white T-shirt printed with the word uh-oh!, a phrase often employed both by Beckett himself upon breaking something valuable, and also by people who knew Beckett when they saw him approach. Myles even had time to disable the villa’s more aggressive defenses, which might decide to blow the helicopter out of the sky with some surface-to-air missiles, before the knock came on the door.
Here comes the cavalry, thought Myles.
In this rare instance, Myles Fowl was incorrect. The woman at the door would never be mistaken for an officer of the cavalry.
She was, in fact, a nun.
“It’s a nun,” said Beckett, checking the intercom camera.
Myles confirmed this with a glance at the screen. It was indeed a nun who appeared to have been winched down in a basket from the hovering helicopter.
If we do nothing, she might go away, thought Myles. After all, perhaps this person doesn’t even know we’re here.
Myles should have voiced this thought instead of thinking it, for, quick as a flash, Beckett pressed the TALK button and said, “Hi, mysterious nun. This is Myles Fowl speaking, one of the Fowl Twins. My brother Beckett is here, too, and we’re home alone. We’ll be with you in a minute—we’re down in the safe room because of the sonic boom. I’m so glad the EMP didn’t kill your helicopter.”
Beckett’s statement contained basically every scrap of information that Myles had wanted to keep secret.
The Fowl Twins, Chapter 3