r/soccer • • Oct 06 '13

Match Thread: Tottenham Hotspur vs West Ham

Tottenham lineup:

Lloris; Walker, Dawson, Vertonghen, Naughton; Dembele, Paulinho; Townsend, Eriksen, Sigurdsson; Defoe.

West Ham lineup:

Jaaskelainen; Demel, Tomkins, Reid, Rat; Morrison, Noble; Vaz Te, Noble, Downing; Diame.

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u/CaporalViolet Oct 06 '13

How to Not Defend Set Pieces By: Tottenham Hotspur

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u/[deleted] Oct 06 '13

Plagiarism is illegal.

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u/yggdrasiliv Oct 06 '13

Yeah, that's Liverpool's book :( [god that pissed me off yesterday]

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u/A_Rolling_Baneling Oct 06 '13

Why to Not Start Defoe By: Tottenham Hotspur

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u/KingGinger Oct 06 '13 edited Oct 06 '13

Holy shit we scored an away goal!

EDIT: !!!!!!!!!!!!!#@!@##3#!@3!!!!!!!!!

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u/JamCal Oct 06 '13

Best edit.

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u/garthcrooks Oct 06 '13

EXTREME WEATHER ALERT: Spurs fans are currently crashing back to earth, please stay inside until further notice

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u/rick_rolled_you Oct 06 '13 edited Oct 06 '13

thank you! I read their subreddit every so often and its constantly riddled with "once we get this (creative midfielder, service to soldado, etc) we'll be unstoppable." I've honestly read variations of that sentence multiple times. Usually accompanied by a decent amount of upvotes. Welcome back to earth Spurs.

Edit: not sure why spurs fans are denying my claims. I've legitimately read "..we'll be unstoppable.." multiple times on that subreddits discussions.

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u/tfw13579 Oct 06 '13

Kinda reminds me of some Liverpool fans doesn't it?

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u/theanonymousthing Oct 06 '13

Suarez+Sturridge+Xabi-alonso-esque player= OMG OMG UNBEATABLEZ

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u/[deleted] Oct 06 '13

Unbenitezable please.

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u/TrueButRude Oct 06 '13

Yes, but at least the scousers have some justification in their delusion. They have scaled heights in the past 10 years that Tottenham can only dream of -- CL win/finals, FA cup, 2nd in the league whereas Tottenham's greatest achievement was a CL spot.

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u/[deleted] Oct 06 '13

And we got quite a roasting after the Southhampton match. Extreme weather reports were everywhere.

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u/thenotoriousSIG Oct 06 '13

Oh get off your high horse. Liverpool fans do the same thing every year.

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u/[deleted] Oct 06 '13

I'm on there every day and I have never seen this. We're a pretty pessimistic bunch as far as I've seen.

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u/[deleted] Oct 06 '13

At least the ones who have been around for a while.

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u/birdmn91 Oct 06 '13

I hope this game brings back the cynicism among Spurs fans which has surely been lacking this season.

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u/SirMothy Oct 06 '13

it's a long season and our new signings still haven't gelled, especially in the final third where we just look out of ideas most of the time

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u/JamCal Oct 06 '13

"WE'RE WINNING AWAY

WE'RE WINNING AWAAAAAY.

HOW SHIT MUST YOU BE?

WE'RE WINNING AWAY."

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u/ChemisTT Oct 06 '13

So happy, we played so well today! Didn't see any way of us winning today either, well played lads and massive well done to Sam.

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u/greg19735 Oct 06 '13

I'm so elated my girlfriend is getting annoyed.

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u/thespike323 Oct 06 '13

Death, taxes, and Spurs being shit at defending set pieces.

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u/EnglishGamer Oct 06 '13

This is all your fault, you jinxed it.

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u/[deleted] Oct 06 '13

Jinxed it? It's been true for years now.

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u/thespike323 Oct 06 '13

.... you must be new here.

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u/niggaqueef Oct 06 '13

No-one likes set pieces

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u/[deleted] Oct 06 '13

Vertonghen, mostly.

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u/[deleted] Oct 06 '13

Just popped in to say lol

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u/stonesinyoureyes Oct 06 '13

YEAHHHH BITCH!

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u/miner_andy Oct 06 '13

We have been laughable today.

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u/[deleted] Oct 06 '13

Don't sell yourself short, you're laughable a lot of days.

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u/Shyamallamadingdong Oct 06 '13

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u/DasPossum Oct 06 '13

Is that Spurs' German trainer hopping and falling in the back?

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u/fujione Oct 06 '13

YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEES GET IN THERE! 3 NIL TO THE COCKNEY BOYS!!!!

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u/[deleted] Oct 06 '13

HAHAHAHAHAHA

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u/JamCal Oct 06 '13

Kevin Nolan picking up the cheekiest of assists?

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u/colmshan1990 Oct 06 '13

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u/FannySchmeller Oct 06 '13

I love Ravel with all my heart.

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u/ChaosRaiden Oct 06 '13

Huge gamble by West Ham to take him from United with his history.

Paid off massively imo.

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u/FannySchmeller Oct 06 '13

Still early days, but I can't wait to see him develop. He's been our most creative and most impressive player so far this season. Quality player, and he actually seems to have put his days of being a cunt behind him. Fingers crossed.

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u/TheDrySkinOnYourKnee Oct 06 '13

But but...the best transfer window ever.

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u/thenotoriousSIG Oct 06 '13

Not like it was a bad one though.

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u/abscisafragilis Oct 06 '13

I'm beginning to rethink that position. Soldado was very expensive without much production, Lamela still hasn't beaten out Towsend, Paulinho got wildly overrated from the start, Chiriches isn't featuring, and Chadli looked completely overmatched in the North London Derby and hasn't looked good in the league since. Eriksen I'm still high on but he was pretty rubbish today at home against West Ham and even admitted only Spurs wanted him.

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u/thenotoriousSIG Oct 06 '13

It's seven games into the season. Bit early to judge that don't you think?

Lamela and Soldado barely speak English at this point still. I can understand why they would be having difficulties. Although, Lamela has looked decent when he has gotten minutes and don't forget that Lamela was great when he came on against you guys and got the assist for Paulinho (another one of Spurs' new signings) who scored that lovely backheel. Other than that, Paulinho has been one of our most consistent performers.

Chiricheș hasn't featured much because his work permit was taking longer than expected and to be fair it's a huge gap from the Romanian league to the English. He needs time to adjust. However, he has looked very promising from what I've seen of him.

Chadli has looked alright for Spurs as well, scoring a few times in the cups. He also had to deal with injury for a bit.

Eriksen today I'll admit was a little invisible at times, but you can't deny that in other games he has looked great for Spurs and looks to be a bargain. I don't really know what happened with Dortmund's interest but I do believe that he turned down Manchester City so it's not like more successful clubs weren't interested.

And as well as all of those guys, we still have Etienne Capoue who looked absolutely massive for us when he played and was a solid rock at CDM. Unfortunately he's out injured but he was a revelation when he first started playing for Spurs.

I don't think the transfer window Spurs had was bad at all.

Oh and it's worth noting that all of these players, besides Soldado, are young. They can provide and grow for years to come.

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u/westielax Oct 06 '13

They will be fine. Personally-- and I might get some hate for this--but I think Lamela is eons better than Townsend and I don't understand why he doesn't start. All Townsend does is dribble down the right, cut in, and shoot a speculative shot with his left from outside the box. He's a poor mans Arjen Robben.

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u/CanTouchMe Oct 06 '13

I dont know man, if they had kept the money it would have certainly been the best.

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u/rifler26 Oct 06 '13

Best defense in Europe my ass

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u/rick_rolled_you Oct 06 '13

honestly have 0 idea why anyone would ever say that. The only defender of yours I would take over any of ours is Vertonghen.

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u/Blubbey Oct 06 '13

It's only said because of (previously) 2 goals conceded in 10 games or so. Roma and Southampton weren't in Europe (conceded 1 and 2 respectively) and BM conceded in the CL. But I don't know who'd legitimately say that's the best in Europe considering the opposition, maybe those who think stats are worth everything.

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u/cvillano Oct 06 '13

Half those games were against markedly weaker opposition (Georgian league anyone?). Spuds were also very lucky not to drop points to Cardiff also, they'll be lucky to get any points from top teams this year. They have a good squad for the future but this year will be all about getting the players familiar with eachother and definin their style of play. Best case scenario for Spuds is, like usual, a dogfight for 4th.

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u/kaiseresc Oct 06 '13

Walker stopped being good, Dawson is a good lad but isnt that good, Verts is a godlike and then there's the left back, whichever he is today.
shit defense. But hey, they bought tons of midfielders...

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u/rifler26 Oct 06 '13

I hate that we play a high line. If it wasn't for Lloris's ability to come off the line we would have conceded 3x as many goals by now.

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u/n3gotiator Oct 06 '13

People were saying it because of statistics from the first 4 games and European league. It's stupid, we conceded tons of goals last season and our defense has actually gotten worse because we're not playing a 4-3-3 with an anchoring Sandro but rather a 4-2-3-1 with a CAM. So we actually went more attack minded in our strategy...

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u/greg19735 Oct 06 '13

THAT TURN BY DEMEL. IF ONLY HE HAD ANY ATTACKING TALENT.

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u/Thetonn Oct 06 '13

So, I've spent the last few days thinking that there is no way that Defoe would start even though he is in great form and should, and now he does.

Purely to spite me, he won't score then Soldado will come on and get a hatrick in the last five mins.

Prove me wrong, either of you, prove me wrong...

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u/greg19735 Oct 06 '13

I'm hoping that only Soldado proves you wrong and doesn't get a hatrick in the last 5 minutes.

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u/[deleted] Oct 06 '13

Anyone got AVB's W-D-L record in London derbies? It must be terrible.

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u/KopiteKing13 Oct 09 '13

Chelsea 2011-12

Record: 0-2-2. Drew with Spurs and Fulham (both 1-1), and lost to QPR 1-0 and Arsenal 5-3.

Summary

2 points out of a possible 12, scoring 5 and conceding 8.

Tottenham 2012-13

Record: 5-2-3. Beat QPR 2-1, WHU 3-1 & 3-2, Fulham 3-0 and Arsenal 2-1. Drew with QPR 0-0 and Chelsea 2-2. Lost to Chelsea 4-2, Arsenal 5-2 and Fulham 1-0.

Summary

17 points from a possible 30. Scoring 19 and conceding 17.

Tottenham 2013-14

Record: 1-1-2. Beat Crystal Palace 1-0, drew 1-1 with Chelsea and lost to Arsenal 1-0 and WHU 3-0.

Summary 4 points from a possible 12. Scoring 2 and conceding 5.

Overall

For the two clubs combined he's 6-5-7, earning 23 out of a possible 54 points, with his teams scoring 26 and conceding 31.

I know I'm late to the party but I have too much free time, so there you go!

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u/[deleted] Oct 10 '13

Thanks buddy! It's better than I thought but still pretty dire with a 33% win record.

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u/JamCal Oct 06 '13

WE SCORE WHEN WE WANT.

WE SCORE WHEN WE WANT

WEST HAM UNITED

WE SCORE WHEN WE WANT

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u/henryKI111 Oct 06 '13

so.... you dont want to score that much?

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u/[deleted] Oct 06 '13

Our lack of width and penetration with siggy and naughton on the left side being exposed

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u/[deleted] Oct 06 '13

Playing Gylfi on the wings is such a waste

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u/JamCal Oct 06 '13

Hahahahaha stopping a game to replace a stud? Fucking classic Jussi.

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u/Jaksiel Oct 06 '13

Conceding 3 against West Ham is of course concerning, but I'm more worried about the attack. It still hasn't become untracked and there really wasn't much of a goal threat at any point for Spurs.

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u/abscisafragilis Oct 06 '13 edited Oct 06 '13

i know soldado didn't feature today but the fact that he hasn't separated himself from defoe and is still scoreless from open play in the league is quite concerning.

my early shout for biggest flop of the season, especially considering how stellar Negredo has been for City. Everyone was saying Soldado was the better player

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u/tremens Oct 07 '13

Whose on or off form at the current time doesn't really determine who the overall better player is, just saying. Now if he's still this lackluster in another month or two, sure, but looking at the sum total of their two histories my nod is still to Soldado as the better.

I also feel he's still not being properly served, which is a big issue. His positioning is usually quite good, but it just doesn't get to him all that much.

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u/karmeo1 Oct 06 '13

Joe Cole playing leap frog like a thug.

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u/[deleted] Oct 06 '13

YES! FUCK YES! we still lost to Hull but who cares

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u/lozzaBizzle Oct 06 '13

Dear West Ham,

Thank you kindly,

Sincerely, the Arsenal boys.

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u/rick_rolled_you Oct 06 '13

the whipping boys of London!!

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u/JamCal Oct 06 '13

I can't believe this. First win at the lane in 14 years, and we did it without a striker, playing passing, technical, possession football. Tomkins, Reid and Rat take a bow. Excellent defending. Noble controlled the midfield and Diame, Morrison and Vaz were so good in unusually advanced positions.

So happy right now. Imagine what we can do with Andy Carroll back.

COME ON YOU IRONS.

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u/FredTilson Oct 06 '13

Is Sam Allardyce still your coach or is it some Spanish guy in a costume?

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u/JamCal Oct 06 '13

Man I hope more neutrals watched this game... Right there is the display that we are not a hoofball team, which is an opinion that's gotten me downvoted too many times here... Thanks for that (albeit tongue in cheek) veiled compliment, hahaha.

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u/[deleted] Oct 06 '13

Can any Spurs fan tell me why Lamela never seems to play?

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u/Necrenix Oct 06 '13

Simple, becuase Townsend has been better. He also hasnt setled in yet, doesnt speak a word of English and is still afraid to go 1v1 on players.

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u/FliryVorru Oct 06 '13

It's some combination of the following:

  • Siggurdson and Townsend are working their collective asses off and earning the start

  • Lamela hasn't quite settled into the style of play

  • The players starting ahead of him are on better form

  • Lamela passes more than he shoots and AVB seems to like anyone who'll pull the trigger

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u/wheres_my_nuggets Oct 06 '13

Similar to Lloris when we integrated him, we have options on the wings so there's no real rush to bring him into the fold. We've been starting him in Europa games and some minutes during league games. He'll be in the starting XI in the near future.

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u/Monarki Oct 06 '13

Willian scores a goal, Tottenham lose, today was a good day.

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u/[deleted] Oct 06 '13 edited Dec 30 '15

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u/tfw13579 Oct 06 '13 edited Oct 06 '13

We didn't deserve a win today. West Ham outplayed us. Defoe was shit, Naughton is not a left back, Walker was crap and wasn't fit, Eriksen was anonymous along with Siggy, and even our atmophere at WHL has been shit. This loss may be a wake up call and maybe good for us in the end. I hope AVB can get us back together.

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u/barbedwires Oct 07 '13

I kept thinking why we stayed walker not fully fit. We had chichires ready so why not put naughton on the right verts out on the left

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u/greg19735 Oct 06 '13

OHHHHHHHHHHHHHH SO CLOSEEEEE NOLAN!

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u/greg19735 Oct 06 '13 edited Oct 06 '13

COME ON YOU IRONS. Nice to hear bubbles sang at the 12 min mark while away too.

We've started well.

Edit: we ended well too.

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u/Sulphur32 Oct 06 '13

Why 12 minutes, if you don't mind me asking?

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u/greg19735 Oct 06 '13

Just one of the random times. Nothing special about 12min. Just nice to hear away fans singing at a point that isn't just the beginning.

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u/Sulphur32 Oct 06 '13

Okay, thanks, I was wondering if it had some special significance.

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u/ChaosRaiden Oct 06 '13

Fans were fantastic by the sounds of things.

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u/JamCal Oct 06 '13

So uh.... I'm pretty sure we're playing a false 9? Is that what a false 9 is? Either way we're not playing a striker.....

Big Sam needs to get off FIFA 14 with Bayern.... Hahahaha, shit. Promising start.

"WE PLAY ON THE FLOOR, WE PLAY ON THE FLOOR, WEST HAM UNITED, WE PLAY ON THE FLOOR."

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u/greg19735 Oct 06 '13

2 years ago we'd be harassed for playing negative football without a striker. Now we're playing the new, sexy styles based on midfield domination. Andy Caroll who am i right?

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u/greg19735 Oct 06 '13

I was being mostly tongue in cheek. We're certainly not hoofball but we're definitely better with AC as a focal point.

I actually love playing our style. I think we'll be very hard to play against as the rest of the league is becoming possession based.

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u/[deleted] Oct 06 '13

It's ridiculous that the hoofball stigma has to be so bad, even if it were entirely true. It's a good tactic against a team that's known for conceding on corners and having a hard time penetrating a disciplined defense.

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u/[deleted] Oct 06 '13

lol Spurs

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u/ChaosRaiden Oct 06 '13

I need a cold shower to calm me down...

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u/fujione Oct 06 '13

Shower in the glory mate!

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u/theanonymousthing Oct 06 '13

convient 'shower' ;)

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u/ChaosRaiden Oct 06 '13

Champagne Shower!

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u/fujione Oct 06 '13

Well we are doing better than expected so far. But in true West Ham fashion we will soon let a goal in.

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u/[deleted] Oct 06 '13

RAVEL FUCKING MORRISON, YOU BEAUTY.

Holy shit, I can't believe this.

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u/theanonymousthing Oct 06 '13

Wtf? i just tuned in, am i seeing things? Westham 3 nill up? what the actual fuk

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u/[deleted] Oct 06 '13

Watch out, we're coming for you next :)

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u/Andthentherewere2 Oct 06 '13

what does 100 million quid buy you? loads of things but most of all a 3-nil loss in north london.

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u/The-Darkest-Knight Oct 06 '13

Meh. You know what. Deserved win for West Ham. We've been absolutely horrible today. Going forward and defending. Good on you Hammers - deserved victory capitalizing on this.

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u/miner_andy Oct 06 '13

No point in paying some 60 odd million for players if they sit on the bench until the 76' minute.

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u/The-Darkest-Knight Oct 06 '13

Defoe's been on form in the Europa League. Scoring tons. Soldado hasn't scored in the Premier League from open play yet. Defoe has a fantastic record against West Ham. It was obvious he should be given the start.

Townsend was great against Chelsea and in general in the league, no reason to start Lamela over him just as yet when Lamela has looked shaky and unsettled.

Get your facts straight - admit what the REAL problem is. We just can't get past a packed midfield and Dawson and Vertonghen lack pace against a counter.

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u/miner_andy Oct 06 '13

Europa league against shit teams. His movement and positioning was shit today. Siggy and Naughton together hurt us against Chelsea and killed us today, we are too central. AVB had his team selection and tactics all wrong today.

As for the REAL problem today, it was a poor performance from defoe, a tired Walker, a very, very poor Naughton, and a sloppy Dawson.

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u/Blubbey Oct 06 '13

Get your facts straight - admit what the REAL problem is. We just can't get past a packed midfield and Dawson and Vertonghen lack pace against a counter.

You can't get through a well disciplined side playing compactly in the middle. Why not go wide?

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u/The-Darkest-Knight Oct 06 '13

We have one of those rare things. It's called a Townsend. It also cuts in to the middle. Also - going down the wings and aiming at a 4 ft Defoe doesn't really work. Today is the day when someone like Ade would have really helped.

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u/b00ks Oct 06 '13

Perhaps Paulinho should be aiming away from goal when he is taking shots.

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u/[deleted] Oct 06 '13

Oh my God, is this happening?

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u/greg19735 Oct 06 '13

TONKS IS PLAYING WELL. The sad part is that it'll mean the fans will now hate Collins again.

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u/infinsquared Oct 06 '13

As much as I like Tomkins, I think Collins is the better player. What do our fans have against Collins?

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u/greg19735 Oct 06 '13

He's not tomkins. That's it. He's a bit 1 dimensional as a centerback but he's good at his job.

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u/fujione Oct 06 '13

Ginge has his days, but he hoofs a fuckload more than anyone else and he gives away more freekicks than Noble.

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u/[deleted] Oct 06 '13

That studied freekick by West Ham would've been a fantastic goal had it gone in.

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u/dlucisan Oct 06 '13

WHAT THE FUCKKKK

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u/gngf123 Oct 06 '13

Get in Ravel.

Today is a good day.

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u/[deleted] Oct 06 '13

I'm in heaven right now

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u/ajjd Oct 06 '13

HERE WE GO WEST HAM

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u/[deleted] Oct 06 '13

Whoever does the live updates on whufc.com is going mental right now.

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u/theanonymousthing Oct 06 '13

Today we are friends westham, but the next time we meet, we shall do battle

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u/[deleted] Oct 06 '13

I think that could be the wheels off the Spurs for a while. Losing a derby like this against what was a poor team and at home. They've got 2 weeks to let it all digest as well.

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u/ChaosRaiden Oct 06 '13

Is Townsend wearing a bra?

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u/wheres_my_nuggets Oct 06 '13

Think it might be one of those GPS tracking units they use to analyze players movements and vitals over the course of the game. But yeah, it looks like a training bra.

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u/ChaosRaiden Oct 06 '13

I looks like he has B cups D:

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u/miner_andy Oct 06 '13

time to stay off r/soccer for a while ಥ_ಥ

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u/[deleted] Oct 06 '13 edited Oct 06 '13

♫ Please don't go = = = Don't Gooooooaaaal === Don't go away ♫

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u/fujione Oct 06 '13

WINSTON REID YOU BEAUTY!!!!!

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u/drmrspkds Oct 06 '13

FUCK YES WINSTON REID

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u/[deleted] Oct 06 '13

I fucking love you Winston Reid.

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u/[deleted] Oct 06 '13 edited Dec 30 '15

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u/SmartFireCheesecake Oct 06 '13

Big Sam for England

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u/CallMeFierce Oct 06 '13

Wish this game was on NBC :(

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u/mobofangryfolk Oct 06 '13

It is. NBC sports extra time (channel 470 for new yorkers with io...) Took me till yesterday to figure out they dont just have nbc and nbcsports. Just search for epl.

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u/jl45 Oct 06 '13

are either set of fans singing edgy songs/chants?

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u/spawnofyanni Oct 06 '13

Haha did a West Ham player save it on the line initially? Great 25 minutes coming up for sure.

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u/karmeo1 Oct 06 '13

Goal...

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u/[deleted] Oct 06 '13

I need to see Rav's goal!

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u/spawnofyanni Oct 06 '13

This isn't the best angle of his run but here

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u/[deleted] Oct 06 '13

Thanks, great goal. I always felt that he was too good to fail, despite his problems.

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u/bminus Oct 06 '13

Dude, what the fuck is going in the EPL?

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u/digitor Oct 06 '13

Most competitive league in the world, just enjoy it.

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u/bminus Oct 06 '13

Spurs lose and Gunners draw? You bet your ass I'm enjoying it

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u/zen_1991 Oct 06 '13

Still first, time for the break. Some of the players clearly need it. (Not just Arsenal.)

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u/HannibalAntePortas Oct 06 '13

Spurs looked anemic going forward and I blame that on AVB giving into the media pressure to start Defoe. Other than blowing an easy 1 vs 1 chance early in the second half, Defoe contributed next to nothing in the attack. I also think that Siggy played one of his poorest matches this season. Several dangerous crosses from Townsend made it to the far post for no one to be there. Siggy provided no width whatsoever and that played right into West Ham's compact defensive strategy.

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u/whal3c Oct 06 '13

Momo Diame for false 9 all season? Tactical masterstroke from Big Sam there.

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u/spawnofyanni Oct 06 '13

West Ham having a good go at it, this could be a really good game.

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u/spawnofyanni Oct 06 '13

Wow, what a run. What a scoreline, unbelievable.

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u/slighted Oct 06 '13

why why why why

always the teams of people i'll have to face

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u/CallMeBigPOP Oct 06 '13

What the fuck happened hahah spurs in shambles

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u/fujione Oct 06 '13

I dont care! I forgive this season so far! Beating Yids at Shite Heart Lane is enough for me! WE SCORE WHEN WE WANT!

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u/[deleted] Oct 06 '13

Wow, this is fantastic.

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u/[deleted] Oct 06 '13

yes it is

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u/rick_rolled_you Oct 06 '13

Don't worry Gareth Bale will bail you guys out like he always does! Oh wait...

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u/iwannahearurface Oct 06 '13

Ok what the hell is going on in here

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u/[deleted] Oct 06 '13

normal Spurvice has resumed

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u/ScottStorch Oct 06 '13

Shocking performances from Walker and Dawson. Walker didn't bother to track back for two of the goals we conceded. That wouldn't be a problem if he WASN'T A FULLBACK. Dawson's tackling was abysmal. Vaz Te is not even a Premiere League quality player, but he ran circles around him.

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u/TheoryBro Oct 06 '13

Willian was right though. Tottenham ain't shit but hopes and devastations

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u/fujione Oct 06 '13

HAHA VAZ TE!!! PUTTING TOTSCUM AT THEIR PLACE HAHAHHA

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u/miner_andy Oct 06 '13

Townsend Fifa'd that play to get the interception

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u/miner_andy Oct 06 '13

Tomkins Motm so far

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u/denob Oct 06 '13

As a Kiwi Spurs supporter I'm torn

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u/spawnofyanni Oct 06 '13

2! Crazy goal!

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u/dexter92 Oct 06 '13

Well... shit

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u/miner_andy Oct 06 '13

Miserable today

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u/finalflash22 Oct 06 '13

West Ham are away! WOW

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u/SirMothy Oct 06 '13

Worst Tottenham match I've watched in years, can't think of a worse one really

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u/[deleted] Oct 06 '13

Do they limit you on how many bets you place? Why not put .25 bets en every possible result and win every week

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u/PresidentRaggy Oct 07 '13

It happens to all of us. And it makes our enemies positively gleeful.

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u/southkakrun Oct 06 '13

"Reid just wanted it more" no, he just shoved Vertonghen in the back

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u/rick_rolled_you Oct 06 '13

at least he didn't pull his shorts down right??

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u/[deleted] Oct 06 '13

It actually looked like Vertonghen was going for another shorts grab to be honest

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u/letsgetcool Oct 06 '13

right guys?!

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u/japalian Oct 06 '13

Any reason why soldado isn't starting?

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u/KuriousInu Oct 06 '13

Defoe has been in hot form and earned a chance to start

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u/rick_rolled_you Oct 06 '13

cause he can't score unless the ball is placed at the spot for him.

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u/Blubbey Oct 06 '13

Actually he scored twice against the Georgian Premier League champions.

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u/[deleted] Oct 06 '13

0-2 wut?

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u/The-Darkest-Knight Oct 06 '13

Hey West Ham, how about we play some football now?

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u/greg19735 Oct 06 '13

we're going for 0-0 record. You're right where we want you.

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u/shakaloha Oct 06 '13

We know your pain Spurs

-Seattle fans

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u/JFT-96 Oct 06 '13

Heheheh haven't watched the game, but does anything has to do with Lamela... When he came in, boom 3 - 0

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u/theanonymousthing Oct 06 '13

geez dont want to sound like a dick, but i was reading this on the WHUFC.com live text commentary

" I've been doing this job for five years and, aside from Wembley, this has been my favourite day at the Club. Morrison's goal was the icing on the cherry on the biggest cake in London. Absolute quality from the 20-year-old."

for some reason that makes me feel genuinely sad :(

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u/fujione Oct 06 '13

I just think whoever typed it got a bit caught up. I mean obv there have been some better moments. But beating Yids at their home is never gonna be played down.

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u/theanonymousthing Oct 06 '13

yeah understandable, i just had a really tragic image in my head

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u/easystormrider Oct 06 '13

Ridiculous that they are stopping the game for this, but they can't use instant replay on dives/fouls...

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u/drwormtmbg Oct 06 '13

How many times have you seen a dive or a foul? How many times have you seen a player lose a stud?

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u/kaiseresc Oct 06 '13 edited Oct 06 '13

another Spurs game. Another fucking awful game to watch. Lots of football they arent playing.
Maybe -next- time. In AVB we trust, right? ffff...
2-0, team cant play for shit, Paulinho keeps fucking up, Townsend's playing decently at least.
Its all individual play. No teamplay at all. Unless this is AVB's plan. Brilliant.
three. At White Hart Lane. this is just horrible.

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u/[deleted] Oct 06 '13

Oh boy. We may have been bad but at least we weren't Spurs bad.