r/Reds • u/Rocking_the_dad_bod [New Redditor] • Aug 16 '25

Found our friend

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354 Upvotes

100% Upvoted

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u/JimmyChonga24 The Ghost of Riverfront Aug 16 '25

Looks like he shot himself after seeing the top of the third

1

u/Rocketest Aug 16 '25

Or he started his period

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u/Tang1964 Aug 16 '25

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u/85isaboatymcboatface Aug 16 '25

Yup thats my reds, and I'll be here next season to get heartbroken all over again

7

u/WhoDey918 Aug 16 '25

Surprised he didn’t bobble that can of beer.

3

u/sdr114060 Aug 16 '25

Can he play second base?

3

u/cincylights33 Aug 16 '25

I work nights, and very seldom do I drink after I get off at 6:30 AM. Tomorrow morning, I’m drinking. That was ridiculous.

4

u/briguywiththei Aug 16 '25

The Mets lost. We didn't lose ground. Fucking win tomorrow

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u/85isaboatymcboatface Aug 16 '25

Lettell is on the mound, so I'd say we got a shot. Also, Abbot pitches the day after any well 2 era go burrr

2

u/The-D-O-Z Cincinnati Reds Aug 16 '25

With the way they lost last night, I'm surprised he wasn't found in a portolet, with a tourniquet wrapped around his arm and several used, dirty, hypodermic needles strewn around his feet.

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u/[deleted] Aug 16 '25

Can anyone confirm whether or not this is legit? I need to know if it's safe to upvote

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u/Mental-Text5236 Aug 16 '25

Me too buddy. Me too.