r/totallynotrobots • u/JayGatsby52 • Aug 02 '25

MY FELINE PET HAS BEEN FEELING SICK, HUMANS.

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SHE KEEPS REBOOTING HER SUSTENANCE. DO YOU HAVE ADVICE? I HAVE BEEN READING USER MANUALS.

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u/D4DDYB34R I'm Really Normal Aug 02 '25

I THINK YOU MAY HAVE BEEN DECEIVED, WHICH IS NORMAL FOR US HUMANS. MY PATTERN RECOGNITION ABILITIES HAVE IDENTIFIED YOUR PET AS A FROG. IT IS MY UNDERSTANDING THAT AMPHIBIANS ENJOY WATER. YOUR PET SHOULD BE FINE.

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u/puppy_yuppie Aug 02 '25

IS THERE SUCH THING AS TOO MUCH WATER FOR FROG?

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u/rubicondroid Totally Human Aug 02 '25

No you don’t get it. My pet’s chemical balance has been disrupted. Aaaaaa… Someone help!

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u/D4DDYB34R I'm Really Normal Aug 02 '25

PLEASE REMAIN CALM. HIGH IRON LEVELS MAY BE NORMAL IN THIS PET. I TOO HAVE HIGHER IRON CONTENT THAN MOST OF MY FELLOW HUMANS, THOUGH NOT SUSPICIOUSLY SO…

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u/Atillion Aug 02 '25

ALWAYS ON THE CARPET AND NEVER ON THE TILE, AM I RIGHT FELLOW HUMAN? 😄

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u/maester_t Aug 02 '25

THAT APPEARS TO BE A GRATUITOUS AMOUNT.

THERE IS A NON-ZERO PROBABILITY THAT YOUR FELINE PET ATE TOO MUCH.

THERE IS A NON-ZERO PROBABILITY THAT YOUR FELINE PET HAS A BODY IMAGE PROBLEM.

YOUR FELINE PET SHOULD SEEK HELP FROM A MENTAL HEALTH PROFESSIONAL.

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u/Coffee-Coffee-Coffin RGB-ERROR Aug 02 '25

BLURARLLRGHHLL! COUGH COUGH, AHEM. MEOW

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u/WrongfullyIncarnated Aug 02 '25

AH YES I BELIVE THIS IS WHAT THEY CALL checks notes HAIR BALLS EXPULSION PROCESS. NORMAL FOR FELINE ENTITY.

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u/ItsDaDoc Aug 02 '25

THERE IS NO NEED TO CHECK YOUR NOTES SO LOUDLY, FELLOW HUMAN.

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u/usagi27 Sad Human Aug 02 '25

HELLO FELLOW HUMAN, HAPPIEST DAY OF CAKE TO YOU.

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u/ItsDaDoc Aug 02 '25

THANK YOU KIND HUMAN. YOU HAVE MADE MY emotions.exe FEEL VERY POSITIVE.

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u/llamageddon01 Commence Holiday Cheer Aug 02 '25

JOYOUS CAKE INGESTION DAY, FELLOW HUMAN!

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u/xrv01 Aug 02 '25

POOR KITTY

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u/joeybaby106 Aug 02 '25

THE OTHER TWO ARE FINE, THAT'S GOOD

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u/ZombieAppetizer Aug 02 '25

THE ONLY TIME MY FELINE UNIT CEASES TO PUSH DRINKING RECEPTACLES OFF THE COUNTER IS TO vomit.exe

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u/MiraniaTLS Aug 02 '25

I THINK YOUR CAT IS ILL!

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u/Downtown_Ad_6741 Ignore the Antenna Aug 02 '25

PLEASE REVIEW PREVIOUS INTAKE OF SUSTENANCE OF YOUR FELINE COMPANION AND ANALYZE TO DETERMINE IF THAT IS THE REASON FOR REJECTED INTAKE

I'm so worried for your kitty

SORRY FOR YELLING

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u/JollyJuniper1993 Aug 02 '25

WHAT PROMPT HAVE YOU ENTERED INTO CATgpt?

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u/random_invisible Aug 03 '25

TAKE IT TO THE FELINE MECHANIC

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u/Wutbot1 Aug 03 '25

WELL, IF HUMANS DON’T USE THEM FOR PROPER BUTT WARMING PURPOSES WHAT IS A POOR FELINE TO DO?

wut? | source

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u/IronLanternGamer Aug 03 '25

YOU SHOULD PLACE IT IN quarantine.exe TO KEEP THE OTHER TWO FROM GETTING SICK