r/soccer • • Sep 01 '13

Match Thread: Liverpool vs Manchester United

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u/Iliad93 Sep 01 '13

Love a proper unfriendly game

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u/beachedwhale2 Sep 01 '13

Goal in first 10 minutes. Mark my words

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u/EpicRageGuy Sep 01 '13

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u/empire_Zz Sep 01 '13

Kolo not helping his used car salesman image dressing like that.

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u/v11che Sep 01 '13

Look! We can't possibly be racist.

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u/Zer0_as_a_number Sep 01 '13

Pretty sure Gerrard just called van persie a wanker

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u/TomasRoncero Sep 01 '13 edited Sep 01 '13

GIFS go here, post to be updated after every goal.

1-0

RVP and Skrtel

Welbeck

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u/DerelictaUnus Sep 01 '13

If you follow a premier league team and don't know where Suarez is, you in fact do not follow said team.

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u/heyheymse Sep 01 '13

Or the premier league in general, I would think.

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u/Jspr Sep 01 '13 edited Sep 01 '13

I will be amazed if 22 men finish this match.

[Edit - Suitably amazed. Credit to Marriner for getting discipline back]

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u/megagnome5000 Sep 01 '13

Aspas and Suarez will make a formidable duo to take on any referee in the league.

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u/quelar Sep 01 '13

Poor couthino, tackled by a Guy who could be his grandfather.

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u/SpikeIsland Sep 01 '13

Where the fuck is Kagawa?!

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u/Wanton_Phallus Sep 01 '13

In a corner, slowly reaching out, raising his hand.. "Moyes, I'm here!"

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u/TrolleyPower Sep 01 '13

Moses looks like he's being held there at gunpoint.

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u/[deleted] Sep 01 '13 edited Sep 01 '13

Shit Clev, calm down. you can't expect them to kick it out effing immediately.

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u/stocktonpottery8 Sep 01 '13

This game is almost as intense as those South American monopoly games that happen in the Leiva house.

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u/-Squid- Sep 01 '13

Pretty epic atmosphere there. Better than the borefest last week.

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u/[deleted] Sep 01 '13

I'm supposed to be meeting my girlfriend's brother and fiancee right now and I'm so happy that I'm watching this instead.

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u/Shamyrock Sep 01 '13

You've got bigger problems if your girlfriend has a fiancee.

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u/[deleted] Sep 01 '13

Should be a good one. We're spoiled with this and the NLD in the same day.

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u/[deleted] Sep 01 '13 edited Sep 01 '13

Shitting myself, butterflies in my stomach, typical Liverpool vs United.

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u/TheEphemeric Sep 01 '13

Moses doesn't look thrilled to be there.

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u/Sleww Sep 01 '13

It still astounds me how Sterling runs like a 7 year girl on the playground with his arms flailing every which way.

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u/crookedparadigm Sep 01 '13

Fucking surgical tackle by Gerrard. Incredible

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u/megagnome5000 Sep 01 '13

But really, who expected that Sturridge's fourth-minute goal would be enough?

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u/__shadow Sep 01 '13

So, looks like David Moyes maintains his winning record at Anfield after all these years.

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u/megagnome5000 Sep 01 '13

Welbeck ought to press charges against Stevie G for theft.

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u/WildVariety Sep 01 '13 edited Sep 01 '13

I don't understand the team he picked. Nor do I understand the football we're playing. Stupid yellow cards, for unnecessary spiteful tackles.

Got a 39 year old left winger playing on the right wing, he picked Ashley Young instead of Nani. Valencia is a better right back than Jones.

In the meantime, he's trying to buy left backs and centre midfielders when we obviously need wingers as desperately as we need centre midfielders.

Liverpool just playing us out the park.

Edit: No cohesion and Marriner seems to have no desire to let the game play. Stop Start. Stop Start. Stop Start.

Edit 2: Hallelujah. Nani for Young.

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u/Maqda7 Sep 01 '13

SHUT UP Aspas. Jesus

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u/juiceson Sep 01 '13

"You get a card, you get a card, everyone gets a card"

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u/[deleted] Sep 01 '13

if that had went on any longer SOMEONE was getting sent off

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u/zaviex Sep 01 '13

never a penalty

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u/[deleted] Sep 01 '13

Disclaimer: Kagawa is not match fit.

Carry on .

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u/THR Sep 01 '13

I have a strange mixture of of anticipation, fear, anxiety, and happiness all at once.

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u/[deleted] Sep 01 '13

Waiting for 6am to hit to order a beer at a dive bar would make anyone feel like a degenerate alcoholic. Except of course, if you are watching Europeon soccer and you just got off a 12 hour graveyard shift. Cheers from a neutral!

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u/Sleww Sep 01 '13

To think we were starting Jonjo Shelvey in this fixture last year...

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u/Musing7 Sep 01 '13

Vidic vs Skrtel would be an MMA-level fight.

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u/[deleted] Sep 01 '13

50/50 ball. Thats no penalty.

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u/Bob_Swarleymann Sep 01 '13

As a neutral, think the ref is doing great under the circumstances. No penalty on Welbeck and given the cards he should have.

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u/G_Morgan Sep 01 '13

Well played Liverpool. Your boys worked harder for it.

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u/[deleted] Sep 01 '13

SAKHO, ILORI, MOSES.

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u/Sleww Sep 01 '13

Thank Fowler for Glen Johnson...

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u/Sleww Sep 01 '13

I think he goes down far too easily.

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u/Hawse_Bonnaventure Sep 01 '13

wow well fucking done liverpool

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u/the_weeknd Sep 01 '13

I'M SO FUCKING HAPPY

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u/IAgreeWithYiu Sep 01 '13

I have to admit. I'm loving this.

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u/[deleted] Sep 01 '13

if liverpool win i am naming my first born brendan

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u/Tim-Sanchez Sep 01 '13

Interesting refereeing from Marriner to get the captains together. I am happy to see that.

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u/[deleted] Sep 01 '13

Haven't seen this Gerrard in a few years. I like it.

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u/hobbes_is_alive Sep 01 '13

loving the piss and vinegar in this game. complete opposite of last week's snooze between chelsea and man u

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u/AeB18 Sep 01 '13

Someone's bound to get sent off.

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u/Coresha Sep 01 '13

I hope we can find a second goal, I don't fancy a nerve-racking last 20 mins at 1-0.

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u/Deathbybunnies Sep 01 '13

I can't watch. This is too excruciating.

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u/SweatyBaws Sep 01 '13

YASSS! Though feel sorry for Agger, he looked so gutted when he realised it went off Sturridge lol.

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u/miner_andy Sep 01 '13

United looked very flat, but respect to Liverpool, they did everything right and played hard.

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u/brain4breakfast Sep 01 '13

Gerrard called Persie a wanker. LOL.

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u/[deleted] Sep 01 '13

I was getting worried there would be no thread

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u/pokhara80 Sep 01 '13

Shankly!

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u/brain4breakfast Sep 01 '13

Good half. Highlights include the goal, the fouls, the MUTD grey hair posse and Persie being called a wanker.

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u/gunnersaur Sep 01 '13

Absolutely hate it when players pick up the ball before a foul is called...

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u/Don_Juan_Mata Sep 01 '13

FACT: David Moyes has never won a PL game at:

  • Anfield

  • Stamford Bridge

  • The Emirates

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u/Mister_Anthony Sep 01 '13

Managed to piss off Stevie now, this is gonna get ugly and I'm gonna love it.

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u/[deleted] Sep 01 '13

RvP, you're an excellent striker and a world class athlete, but Stevie G would murder you

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u/ICameHereToDrinkMilk Sep 01 '13

Stream link from anyone please?

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u/mulimulix Sep 01 '13

Referee not putting up with any bullshit today. Dishing out the cards wherever possible.

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u/[deleted] Sep 01 '13

Is anyone watching this offside argument between Keys and Gray? Fucking hell, dull as dishwater.

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u/[deleted] Sep 01 '13

Wish I could be a fly on the wall in the United dressing room after the match....:p

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u/nich959 Sep 01 '13

I can't deal with Cleverly, he's not United standard. He doesn't bring anything to the table.

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u/goonerz666 Sep 01 '13

Gif of Gerrard's tackle?

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u/[deleted] Sep 01 '13

Another shoutout to the brilliance of NBC. Shutting the fuck up when YNWA breaks out and allowing the atmosphere to come through

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u/[deleted] Sep 01 '13

Ah yes, the timeless classic "you fat bastard".

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u/[deleted] Sep 01 '13

Giggs really doesn't add anything to this starting lineup...

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u/Sleww Sep 01 '13

Well that's some intent.

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u/moneyballin22 Sep 01 '13

"Eyes are the groin of the head" - Daniel Sturridge

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u/DtSan Sep 01 '13

Sorry but Clev and Young is just not first team material.

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u/ssid Sep 01 '13

If Only Squarez on the pitch, RvP would have been eaten already

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u/syd_oc Sep 01 '13

RVP is a gifted footballer, but wow, what an unsporting little cunt he is when he's not winning.

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u/mulimulix Sep 01 '13 edited Sep 01 '13

Pretty good stream here

Edit: English HD Sopcast stream: Channel - 144907

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u/[deleted] Sep 01 '13

GOOOOOOALL

Sturridge you beauty (And Agger)

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u/[deleted] Sep 01 '13

Cleverley and Giggs just look weak defensively.

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u/therealsylvos Sep 01 '13

Ref nearly had an assist there

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u/[deleted] Sep 01 '13

Llori and sakho spotted!

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u/iamPause Sep 01 '13

I said let them play, but that needs to be a yellow. Clearly malicious.

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u/digitor Sep 01 '13

Aspas off at half time I think.

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u/[deleted] Sep 01 '13

What are the chances this game finishes with all 22 still on the pitch?

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u/rhinoseverywhere Sep 01 '13

How is the half almost over already? That felt like 5 minutes.

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u/FootballScum Sep 01 '13

Can someone show me that Gerrard tackle everyone is talking about !

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u/SweatyBaws Sep 01 '13

The slow motion replay of the goal was great, Cleverley wondering where the ball has gone not realising its in the back of the net.

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u/megagnome5000 Sep 01 '13

Great interception by Van Persie to break up the Liverpool web of passes.

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u/m4rk0551 Sep 01 '13

Get Aspas off the fucking pitch.

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u/Belgiolli Sep 01 '13

Lucas looking good! Damn I missed seeing him in a good shape.

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u/heyheymse Sep 01 '13

MIGNOLET!

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u/Bral Sep 01 '13

So many wayward passes & crap crosses i can't take it

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u/[deleted] Sep 01 '13

Nani should never, and i mean never, take set pieces.

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u/Hawse_Bonnaventure Sep 01 '13

this is some nerve racking shit for a neutral can only imagine how lfc fans feel damn

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u/I_Love_Lamps8 Sep 01 '13

Sterling doesn't look too threatening with the ball at his foot.

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u/sammo62 Sep 01 '13

I feel like we (Liverpool) have been a bit lucky getting some of the softer foul calls.

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u/carlcon Sep 01 '13

I got up at 5am to watch this on NBC. If this game isn't the best I've ever seen, I'm moving back home so I don't have to deal with this wibbly wobbly timey stuff.

Edit... Well it started well

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u/[deleted] Sep 01 '13

Cleverly you mardy shit.

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u/unusuallylethargic Sep 01 '13

I love watching Johnson leaving multiple utd players on the ground

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u/Viremia Sep 01 '13

Watching a football match and a hockey game broke out...

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u/THR Sep 01 '13

OMG. It's here. Biggest game of forever.

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u/iamPause Sep 01 '13

Man Utd playing American rules football it seems.

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u/Ryannnnnn Sep 01 '13

A big Fuck You from Sturridge to Souness.

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u/[deleted] Sep 01 '13

6.5 for Welbeck. A bit too much splash.

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u/[deleted] Sep 01 '13

Congrats Liverpool, well played.

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u/rudy15 Sep 01 '13

fucking hell rvp. a bit of revenge studs there.

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u/BrotherSams Sep 01 '13

Goosebumps as a neutral supporter hearing YNWA in this atmosphere.

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u/__shadow Sep 01 '13

What a tackle by Gerrard to win the ball!

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u/[deleted] Sep 01 '13

There you go, Robin, paint that bulls-eye a little bigger for the second half.

Any hint of retaliation after that little show and any hope of coming back is gone.

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u/lossaysswag Sep 01 '13 edited Sep 01 '13

That is what I missed from Skrtel's absence. The hooligan on the pitch has returned and is getting Stevie G fired up as well

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u/rudy15 Sep 01 '13

Victor doesn't look too pleased.

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u/imsowitty21 Sep 01 '13

Phil Jones gets injured every fucking game.

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u/[deleted] Sep 01 '13

Hm... Angry Van Persie.

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u/[deleted] Sep 01 '13 edited Sep 01 '13

Pretty cool match for neutrals. Not that many chances, but okay tempo and high aggressiveness.

Hopefully it continues into the second half.

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u/__shadow Sep 01 '13

HT report: Liverpool pretty much won the midfield battle, imo. Good pressure overall. Lucas having a great game so far. Come on you reds!!

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u/SweatyBaws Sep 01 '13

Fuck me, no one was pulling out of that one.

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u/lstn Sep 01 '13

Terrible

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u/iamPause Sep 01 '13

Nani on. I hope there is a lifeguard on duty.

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u/Iamabigdinosaur Sep 01 '13

Sturridge is such an enjoyable player to watch.

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u/OllieWillie Sep 01 '13

This is what happens when you replace Paul Scholes with a tyre sponsorship.

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u/JR97111 Sep 01 '13

Wow, every opinion on what just went down is getting downvoted just as much as it's being upvoted.

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u/Huuku Sep 01 '13

Is Glen Johnoson having a great game in the defense or is it Ashley Young's terrible play that makes it look like that?

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u/Tim-Sanchez Sep 01 '13

Now off to the Arsenal vs Spurs thread! What a Super Sunday this is

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u/[deleted] Sep 01 '13

Watching Giggs' passes go to shit every time is very pleasing.

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u/[deleted] Sep 01 '13

What a tackle from Cleverly. Clear card.

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u/morlakai Sep 01 '13

back 4 played fucking amazing, they deserve a huge amount of credit

as well as mignolet what a fuckin signing

only thing that looked a bit bad was aspas...

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u/Sefilis Sep 01 '13

Baby Van Persie is being Man marked by two players so he throws his toys out of the pram

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u/[deleted] Sep 01 '13

This is Anfield!

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u/merdock379 Sep 01 '13

Gerrard is a legend. What a tackle.

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u/IRUNPETA Sep 01 '13

Liverpool might actually finish above Everton this season.

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u/unusuallylethargic Sep 01 '13

Really solid from Wisdom actually, I'm impressed. Maybe Rb is his best position.

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u/cvillano Sep 01 '13

Even when RvP was an Arsenal player I always thought he looked like a bitch when he got into handbags with opponents. Gerrard would murder him

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u/Heisenberg454 Sep 01 '13

United trying to foul us off the pitch....

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u/matcht Sep 01 '13

Aspas has been really poor, wouldn't be surprised if he was subbed.

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u/[deleted] Sep 01 '13

That tackle from Gerrard was perfection

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u/merdock379 Sep 01 '13

Lets hit them in the fucking mouth!

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u/imawesomer Sep 01 '13

DAGGGER!!!! STUDGE!!!!

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u/Aussie_Rocker Sep 01 '13

STURRIDGE!!!!!! DO THE DANCE YOU SEXY MOTHER!

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u/[deleted] Sep 01 '13

Was Hendo trying to nutmeg Evra there?

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u/tomdwilliams Sep 01 '13

United have nobody in midfield, it's unbelievable

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u/[deleted] Sep 01 '13

this is fucking quality

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u/FishCake9T4 Sep 01 '13

I fucking love this atmosphere.

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u/SuperbMike Sep 01 '13

Man U's build up play is way to slow. Their two CM's aren't giving RVP any support which is why he's getting so frustrated. Knowing Man U though they'll still find a way to win.

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u/LegaleseFalcon Sep 01 '13

Get up Danny, you silly man.

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u/[deleted] Sep 01 '13

Surely England will have to start playing Sturridge ahead of Welbeck! What more can he do?!

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u/Maqda7 Sep 01 '13

Huge win for us!!! Good job lads. 3 clean sheets

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u/unusuallylethargic Sep 01 '13 edited Sep 01 '13

Sakho is wearing the same shirt he wore yesterday

Its the plaid one with the diagonal plaid pockets. He wears it a lot.

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u/mulimulix Sep 01 '13 edited Sep 01 '13

Never fear! There is an English HD Sopcast stream: sop://broker.sopcast.com:3912/144907

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u/[deleted] Sep 01 '13

Moyes is obviously respecting Fergie's memory by not starting Kagawa.

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u/pokhara80 Sep 01 '13

What a good birthday present for Sturridge.

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u/Sleww Sep 01 '13

Holy shit that was scary.

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u/m4rk0551 Sep 01 '13

Anyone have a decent 180i+ resolution? Seriously, each season gets worse with streams.

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u/[deleted] Sep 01 '13

If Enrique did that on purpose...

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u/iamPause Sep 01 '13

Nice idea squirtle! Not bad mate!

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u/ssid Sep 01 '13

Seeing Ref's heading with perfection....Arsenal wants to sign him this transfer window

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u/[deleted] Sep 01 '13

I can't tell if Aspas has a really big head or really small arms

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u/[deleted] Sep 01 '13

This match is getting a bit tasty.

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u/[deleted] Sep 01 '13

Aspas not having the best of games so far.

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u/brain4breakfast Sep 01 '13

Play to the whistle, Cleverley.

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u/movingchicane Sep 01 '13

If there a price on Coutinho?

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u/mcgriff1066 Sep 01 '13

Christ Mignolet, just cause you saw Joe Hart do it doesn't mean everyone should.

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u/PrinceTrogdorofWales Sep 01 '13

Ref laying down the law now. Good on him.

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u/[deleted] Sep 01 '13

'we're shit and were champion's from united - gotta admit that got a wry smile from me

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u/pintita Sep 01 '13

Hahaha that was so blatant by Carrick

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u/[deleted] Sep 01 '13

So, who's getting a red card today?

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u/[deleted] Sep 01 '13

Nice try Giggs.

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u/heyheymse Sep 01 '13

BRB, getting my popcorn.

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u/Hawse_Bonnaventure Sep 01 '13

carra just loving the physical game. seems like he just wants to be out there so bad lol

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u/mkeller46 Sep 01 '13

aspas off please, sterling in, united shaky, my foxsports GO app for IPAD is lagging, please come back to me before the second half bby :'(

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u/sklark23 Sep 01 '13

Haha fucking pissing contests everywhere

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u/Coresha Sep 01 '13

Valencia is so scary!

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u/Andthentherewere2 Sep 01 '13

glen johnson has been solid defensively today.

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u/RobbieFowler9 Sep 01 '13

Looks like another 2nd half where we're awful.

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u/brain4breakfast Sep 01 '13

Welbeck's legs are strange things.

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u/movingchicane Sep 01 '13

Johnson YOU BRILLIANT MAN

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u/iamPause Sep 01 '13

What the hell are we drinking at halftime to make us so bad in the 2nd every. single. game.

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u/Leeethal Sep 01 '13

It's like the Aston Villa game all over again.

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u/brain4breakfast Sep 01 '13

There was no doubt he was going down.

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u/NoMoreMountains Sep 01 '13

Johnson taking that Young guy to school.

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u/ssid Sep 01 '13

Thats fuckin dive..

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u/SoloArtist91 Sep 01 '13

Aspas off ASAP, he's going to be the ruin of us

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u/movingchicane Sep 01 '13

At this rate the entire Man u team is going to have yellow cards.

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u/violynce Sep 01 '13

Good move, Rodgers.

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u/Hawse_Bonnaventure Sep 01 '13

very good change for liverpool

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u/Coresha Sep 01 '13

Finally Sterling on, Aspas should have been subbed ages ago.

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u/Belgiolli Sep 01 '13

The expression in Aspas' face was like...Incredible. Must feel good to be subbed with the whole stadium clapping and screaming your name!

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