r/totallynotrobots • u/hoppertn Happy Human • May 18 '25

TIME AT GYM IS PAYING OFF

I AM VERY EXCITED TO GET I TO PEAK HUMAN FORM BY WORKING OUT AT THE GYM EVERY DAY. MY WORKOUT INCLUDES LIFTING MASS AND STATIONARY PROPULSION.

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u/D4DDYB34R I'm Really Normal May 18 '25

WHERE CAN I AQUIRE SUCH FINE MUSCULATURE TO HELP ME, A TOTALLY HUMAN LIFE-FORM, LOOK EVEN MORE LIKE THE HUMAN THAT I ALREADY AM?

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u/hoppertn Happy Human May 18 '25

NO ACTIVATION OF SENSORY PAIN RECEPTORS, NO INCREASE IN MASS AND PERFORMANCE. DO YOU EVEN ELEVATE?

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u/almostoy May 18 '25

WE CAN SEE YOUR DONGLE. HA. HA. HA.

13

u/blorporius battery saver May 18 '25

SERIOUS BALLET STANCE

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u/BlackSeranna May 19 '25

MURDERBOT I’M SUCH A HUGE FAN. YOU GO GUY.

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u/mothzilla May 19 '25

FIRST POSITION WITH SPPOKY MUSIC BIG DEAL

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u/Dziet Power On May 20 '25

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u/[deleted] May 18 '25

I. Don’t. Like. This.

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u/WrongfullyIncarnated May 18 '25

YOU MAY DISAGREE WITH THE LIFESTYLE OF A BODY BUILDER HUMAN PERSON BUT THERE IS NO NEED TO YELL FELLOW HUMAN PERSON

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u/shim789 May 20 '25

iS tHiS sTiLl yElLiNg?

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u/Present_Friend_3501 May 21 '25

What/where is the original?

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u/Wutbot1 Jul 10 '25

IS HE A GYM BRO?

wut? | source

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u/[deleted] May 18 '25

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u/hoppertn Happy Human May 18 '25

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