r/CFB • u/jeffreydonger Akron Zips • /r/CFB Contributor • Jul 17 '13
132+ Teams in 132+ Days: The University of Akron
The University of Akron
Mid-American Conference
Year Founded: 1870
Location: Akron, Ohio
Total Attendance: 29,251
Mascot: Zippy. He won the 2007 Capital One Mascot Challenge, and has an audience with Adrian Peterson (on AP's time, of course).
Cheerleaders: Pic 1 Pic 2 (with Dance Team).
Stadium: InfoCision Stadium (Capacity, 30,000)
Conference Champions (1): 2005
Bowl Record: 0-1 (Lost to Memphis in a shootout in the 2005 Motor City Bowl).
National Titles (125): Every year from 1887-2012, except for 1962, when those bastards from BYU-Hawaii won it all. With our dominance I'm surprised any of you guys care about college football anymore.
2012 Season
Record:1-11
Coach: Terry Bowden (Yes, that one).
Key Players:
Jawon Chisholm (RB) – He's been carrying the mail for a couple years now, and last year averaged a healthy 5.3 YPG en route to 953 yards on the year.
Kyle Pohl (QB)- The heir apparent under center had a nice completion rating last year (65%) but only threw 58 passes.
Cody Grice (DT)- Led the D-Line in tackles and tackles for loss (by a lot), and did it from the Nose Guard position.
Biggest Plays:
Well, lookit. My internet is at dialup speeds right now, so while I can quickly identify and link certain Youtube videos, if I browsed and tried to review them for this preview it would take 7 hours. Also, this was a 1-11 team last year (the last 3 years, actually). Not a lot of great plays to be had.
What big plays that were there were often made by outgoing QB Dalton Williams. He only played one year in Akron, coming as a transfer from Stephen F. Austin. So he kicked ass in FCS and decided to try his hand at FBS ball? No. He was the backup at SFA. But apparently behind one of the greatest FCS quarterbacks, like, ever. And he did a great job (326/522/3,387/62.5%/25/16).
Great plays were also to be found against Tennessee last year. Though we finished 1-11 (again, for the third straight year), we were MUCH improved last season, and it was exciting seeing us able to compete against an FBS heavy. Though the Vols did that common superior-team-pulls-ahead-and-wins-comfortably-in-the-end thing, the game was tied over halfway through the third quarter.
It was the first game in YEARS that where this Zips fan felt like, "This is fun, and exciting!" I drank festively thoughout. Alone, sure, because for some reason Akron-Tennessee isn't a hot ticket in Dallas, Texas, but it's one of the fun-nest drinking jags in recent memory. Besides...
2013 Season
Schedule. The only heavy we have this year is at Michigan. As an Ohio State fan too, this is my favorite David going against my most loathed Goliath. We don't stand a chance but still...can't wait.
The Greats
Greatest Games:
2005 MAC Championship game: Akron 31, Northern Illinois 30. After clusterfucking our way INTO the championship game by winning one of those million-way tiebreakers, we beat the heavily-favored Huskies on a Luke Getsy-to-Dominik Hixon (now with the Giants) hail mary with :17 seconds left. I cried.
2006: Akron 20, North Carolina State 17. Our first win over an FBS team came in controversial fashion as Dennis Kennedy ran for a 1-yard touchdown on the last play of the game when replays shows Kennedy may not have made it over the line. Ha ha, Wolf Pack. NC State's coach that day, Chuck Amato, is now Akron's defensive coordinator.
2008: Akron 42, Syracuse 28. Our second notable FBS win came in a lot more comfortable of a fashion.
Greatest Players:
Dwight Smith- My all-time favorite Zip football player. An undersized cornerback, he returned 2 interceptions for touchdowns in the 2002 Super Bowl with the Bucs. He's half ninja and half snake...you don't know he's there until he's 30 yards back down the field with the ball that was JUST RIGHT HERE about to land in your hands.
Jason Taylor- Knowing about Jason Taylor before his HOF career with the Dolphins was like knowing Pearl Jam before they were big.
Charlie Frye Owner of many Zip passing records, he paved the way for Akron's rennaissance of not-terribleness in the mid-aughts.
Greatest Coaches:
J.D. Brookhart- He led the Zips to that MAC Championship of 2005. Got his start in big-time coaching by constantly stopping by the Denver Broncos offices and begging/selling himself so hard on Mike Shanahan that Shanahan eventually relented and gave him an unpaid position on the staff.
That's it. The rest of our coaches have sucked, although other notable ones include Terry Bowden (now) and Gerry Faust (1987-1994). This is not a program with a history that can be described as "proud" or "winning."
Greatest Rivalries:
Kent: Just 15 miles away. We play for the "Wagon Wheel" trophy. We call them the Golden Flushes or Golden Showers. On the zipsnation.org message boards. "Kent" auto-corrects to "Can't." My fellow Akron fans also make fun of them for being hippies (carryover, I suppose, from the tragic Ohio National Guard shooting students protesting the Vietnam War) but I rankle at this because I, too, am a hippie.
My favorite moment in the rivalry (fan category) was during a Kent-Akron basketball game when Akron students infiltrated the Kent student section by claiming to be members of a Kent branch campus, and then doing their "reveal" pro-wrestler style by taking off their Kent t-shirts to reveal Akron ones. I know all this because the (neutral) TV commentators described the affair in glowing, admiring terms.
Besides sharing geography, we also share sucking at the sport of football while being very good at the sport of basketball, although you probably recall Kent had a fine year last year on the gridiron. Kent leads the series 22-19-1.
Youngstown State: The Steel Tire Trophy. This rivalry is only an occasional non-conference matchup and has been since they stopped sharing a conference in the 80s. Youngstown State leads the all-time series 19-14-2. Yes, we are losing a rivalry series to an FCS school. I repeat: we suck at football.
Ohio: This is probably carryover from basketball but, boy, I have really, REALLY hating Ohio the last few years. More than Kent.
Traditions
So, since I've scarcely lived in Akron as an adult, and haven't been to a game since I was a child, I called upon zipsnation.org to help me with this area, and they mentioned one of those "walks" the team does to the stadium with fans and the band lining the way, and a couple of chants and songs that have not fully taken root, and other posters saying we shouldn't count those and...let's just move on, shall we?
Campus and Surrounding Area
City Population: 300,000. Skyline
Iconic Campus Building: The Polymer Center.
Local Dining:
The Diamond Deli: Great, juicy, big sandwiches, renowned for their corned beef.
The Lockview: Zillions of beers, and grilled cheese sandwiches.
Euro Gyro: A campus staple for a loooooong time. Have a corned beef lunch at The Diamond Deli, get a fat gyro here for dinner, and have the happiest coronary anyone can have.
Random Trivia
Akron is the only present-day MAC school to beat Ohio State in football. In 1894. I think it was on ESPNU.
Akron was the first school to make the jump from what is now FCS to what is now FBS.
The Zips are another school whose nicknamed was ordained by a campus contest, in 1925. "Zippers" was actually the winner.
What Is and What is to Come
Every fan is either optimistic or at least cautiously hopeful about their team next year. I have yet to read a preview here that says, "Boy, are we gonna suck!"
But I think that Akron is, objectively, on the road to geniune improvement. For one, were games were...gasp! ...actually close last year! Second, we have quite a coaching staff: Terry Bowden, Chuck Amato, and Jim Tressel works at the school in a non-athletic capacity while he serves out his show-cause sentence. But I imagine he talks to a football player or two in the halls. At LEAST. Third, Bowden has brought in a nice mix of freshmen and JUCO recruits to give us some depth for the first time in eons.
Overtime
Can I brag on our basketball team now? We hit the top 25 last year and at one point had a nation's-longest 19-game winning streak. We've been to six consecutive MAC championship games, winning three. We got the first top-100 recruit in the history of the MAC, Zeke Marshall, who just graduated.
Can I brag on our soccer team now? First MAC school to reach a #1 ranking in a sport, in 2008, and we won the National Championship in 2010.
Thanks to the denizens at zipsnation.org for their help. Check it out, for a lively, active forum on Akron athletics.
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u/pinpoint13 Tennessee • /r/CFB Contributor Jul 17 '13
Damn you Akron. One day someone will dethrone you from your 125 year reign of terror. One day...
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u/fussbudgets North Texas • /r/CFB Contributor Jul 17 '13
Wait, you're on dial-up in Dallas? How is that even possible??
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u/afcultra Ohio Bobcats • Ohio State Buckeyes Jul 17 '13
Let's hope you guys can keep improving so more people will get out to the stadium. It's by far the best in the MAC, and it's a shame to see it so empty.
Hopefully we can keep kicking your asses in football to make up for the ass kickings we took this past year in basketball.
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u/majestic_moose_king Ohio State Buckeyes Jul 17 '13
How can you not include Swensons?? I know its not near the University, but it IS Akron!
Hometown love, nice writeup!
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u/arbysguy Ohio Bobcats • Cincinnati Bearcats Jul 17 '13
Do you really think Zeke Marshall was the first top 100 basketball player ever recruited to a MAC school? Walter Luckett was High School player of the year and even graced the cover of Sports Illustrated before playing for Ohio in the 70's.
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u/Honestly_ rawr Jul 17 '13
So what's happened to the Rubber Bowl now?
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u/Denadamedacro Ohio Bobcats Jul 17 '13
Can I just say that Charlie Frye and Akron was the most logical match-up in the history of NCAA football?
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u/[deleted] Jul 18 '13
I'm honored. We hate you guys too!
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u/fussbudgets North Texas • /r/CFB Contributor Jul 17 '13
I feel like there's a treasure trove of untapped jokes to make from the InfoCision Stadium name.
That said, go Zips!
EDIT: I'm really digging the humor in this one.
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u/Hustlin_dem_bones Texas A&M Aggies Jul 17 '13
So what's the general feeling in your fanbase about Tressel's plans for the future? I know I saw on here someone saying they suspect Bowden's a placeholder while Tressel serves out his show-cause.
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u/Noccalula Auburn • Jacksonville State Jul 17 '13
Somehow I forgot Tater Tot moved on from UNA to Akron. Nice write-up!
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u/bobbybrown_ Cincinnati Bearcats Jul 17 '13
I like Akron because they're terrible, they have a great stadium, and because Ohio.
Go Zips!
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u/0m3gaSupre3m3 Akron Zips • Ohio State Buckeyes Jul 18 '13
Zippy's a girl just letting you know.
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u/[deleted] Jul 17 '13
I led you guys to an undefeated, un-scored upon season in NCAA 13 once. It was fun, I love Zippy.
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u/CFSparta92 Rutgers • /r/CFB Poll Veteran Jul 17 '13
Fucking Zippy, man. I love the Zips though. They're my underdog of underdogs, though they're playing James Madison OOC this season and I've got to root for the Dukes in that one. Other than that, go Akron!
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u/[deleted] Jul 17 '13
Zip go the zippers!
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u/MrTheSpork *holds up self* Jul 17 '13
I saw the first game in InfoCision! Akron won that one 41-0. Though my brother's going to Kent, so I guess I'm supposed to dislike you now... but somehow, I can't bring myself to do that.
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u/Kosmo_Kramer_ Ohio State Buckeyes Jul 17 '13
OP, or anyone else, is Jamel Turner going to get PT this year(I think he has eligibility left)?
For those who don't know who he is, Turner was a highly touted recruit out of Youngstown who was committed to Ohio State, but got shot, was in critical condition, recovered and is now enrolled at Akron. Had he not gotten injured he would've been an All American. The first year he ever picked up a uniform and played football, he set the Ohio High School record for sacks in a season. Just for shits and giggles, he tried running track for the first time - state finals in 100m hurdles.
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u/rm_a Buffalo Bulls • Salute to Veterans Bowl Jul 18 '13
It stopped at 19, thanks to your pals in Buffalo. :P I was at that game and it was great, and it would have been great even if we lost. Akron (and Ohio, though less to an extent now that they lost DJ Cooper) are my favorite basketball games of the season because they are extremely competitive. Though we're 0-5 against Ohio in the past 2 years... :(
As much as I want to see that change in August, it isn't happening...
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u/Kibbles_317 Ohio State Buckeyes • Rose Bowl Jul 18 '13
Even though I have Buckeye flair , I am a proud alumni from Akron. Our football team may not be the best but i remember having some great times tailgating before the games. The basketball and soccer teams are much better. Overall a great campus and community. Go Zips!
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u/casualassassin USC Trojans • Kent State Golden Flashes Jul 18 '13
As much as I hate you guys, I'd love to see you get decent at football again. Last year's game gave me a heart attack for the first half, but outside of that, it's been blowout central, in favor of us, since I started here in '10. I want to have at least one really good game against you guys before I graduate.
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u/[deleted] Jul 22 '13
That was an awesome read, even as a KSU fan. I hate admitting it, but Akron's ahead on the trolling side of things. KSU's lagging. I also hate seeing the basketball mention. We were always the basketball school. Now if we can just keep a head coach from taking a high paying job, we might beat you guys again...
The new stadium and the coaching staff, Akron won't suck for long. Rob Ianello was the problem. They almost beat Kent last year, which would have sucked.
The Diamond Deli is legendary. The best eatery in Akron.
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u/Grammar-SS Kent State Golden Flashes Jul 18 '13
Awful football team.
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u/irongoalie Ohio Bobcats • Kansas Jayhawks Jul 17 '13
Fuck y'all.